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[challenge entry] The Sherriff's a.... Oh... my bad...

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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# He he he,
Morning B3ta, how are you smashing people today?

(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Smashing!
Though impatient.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Oohhhh why impatient?
Something cool?

Have a beadle kitty to make up for it!


Original here!
www.b3ta.com/links/Jeremy_Beadle_has_been_reincarnated_as_a_kittin
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Yes something cool - I bought lenses and a filter at the weekend and I want them and I want them NOW
But apparently they take 5-7 working days.

Boo.

I was getting over-excited about them this morning, and warned Mrs Vagabond that she's got a week of this.

I feel like Calvin when he orders his helicopter beanie.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# I got a suprise parcel today
inside it... Hoover bags!!
someone is trying to tell me something
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# empty hoover bags?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
# 5 brand new hoover bags
c*nts
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Hoover should have a new system
like the phone/cartridge recycling mob

you should be able to fill up your bags with the usual dust and cat hair and shit, then send them to Hoover - and they send you back the empty bags
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# That's a good idea
you could create an in'dust'ry for that
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Suppplies!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Ah groovy, What ya got coming?
I have a whole pile of new kit and am currently re-branding my business...... Oh so rock and roll!

I did a job last week for the most high profile clients I've had yet, Lots of people called "lord" and a few "right honourable" people there, I checked and double checked everything the night before, had spares and in some cases two spares of everything, worked my way through the essential shot list, all went well.......... It was 3 hours in before I realised I had my flies undone.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# did you have a tiny camera poking out of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# No, on second thoughts though, maybe I should have gone with that.
"smile for the camera"
*thrusts*
CLICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Oh, oh oh! Look at you and your clients!
Aren't you graaaarrnd!

Hahahaha

Nah - this is just a portrait 50mm and a 75-300 zoom.

But I am very bloody fucking excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Yeah, I'm all, like working and stuff! Get me! I may do all of my jobs with my flies undone, see if it brings in more work.
Mmmmmm 50mm, everyone loves them bad boys, the f1.8s are one of the most underrated lenses on the market for both canon and nikon!

Ah, you're a London type aswell, I have found the single greatest cafe, both for its coffee/hot chocolate and the photo opportunities!

Its called scooterworks, just next to waterloo and its like being in a film noir set!
Right here, they are rebuilding their website so google it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Yeah man - looking forward to doing lots of portrait and macro work.
Also got a CPS filter for the zoom - foolishly forgot to get one for the 50mm
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Hahaha hopefully not accompanied by the sense of utter crushing disappointment when it actually arrives...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# is this to replace your other, scratched lens
that makes all your pictures look as if its raining?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# with a hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Ah the classic techiques are often the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# No..rackin' frackin' darnit! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# I see that and keep thinking of
this
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# that was the mutt's nuts when i was 12
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# *born in the late-seventies/early-eighties FIVE*
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)