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# 'Man assaulted female police officer with penis '
Surely a police offer with a penis is male ?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)
# *checks logic*
You're right, you know!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)
# It'll be long long time before the BBC uses the phrase 'dickslap' in a headline
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Hahaha
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Dinglebert Slappdyback.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Ah yes, a guest on that 'classic' edition of Parkinson...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Doesn't say it was attached
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)
# if he was sitting down..then stood up and tried to hit her in the face with his cock
it's either

A: a midget cop
B: he did some kind of jump attack
C: he has a fuckin' massive shlong :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
# He could have stood on the sofa, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I'm thinking B: he did some kind of jump attack from the sofa arm
POW!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)
# or she was sitting on the sofa when he got up
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I demand a Korean reconstruction right now!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# we need to try out a few re-enactments of this
cf - you can be the policelady. Now then - who wants to be the guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Did I already mention how drunk I am?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)
# WHAT'S YOUR MOTIVATION
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I've got my own uniform
Now who's been a naughty boy then

*bends at the knees*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)
# *monacles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# The Greek Hero?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)