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# Long time subscriber, first time poster.
NSFW
I've been saying it all week, motherf*cker.
lambertandparsons.com/lambertandparsons.com/MOTHERF*CKER.html
Replace the * with a U, obviously.
(spacepimp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# uh-oh
look out!
edit: why don't you replace it?
further edit: 6 days is hardly a long time subscriber
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# You're not allowed rude words on the Internet!
rob gets upset and they clog up the tubes and the Higgs Boson creates a black hole on the moon and songwriters have to rewrite everything even referring to the moon and the economy collapses!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# that may be so,
but I don't see why I should have to go editing the text in the link and everything, it would take aaaaages
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I don't mean to be rude but....
failhorn.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# i know today hasn't exactly been the best example, but
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# You don't need to censor your swears here.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNT WILLY DICK COCK TWATHORSE BUMEYE SPHINCTERHANDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# TWATHORSE BUMEYE SPHINCTERHANDS
Best of all the trendy new indie bands.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# I'll wait another 14 years for the concept rock opera and accompanying album of Albanian bugle songs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I think their third album
'Spectre of the Sphinter' was one of the most seminal LPs of all time... better even than their 12th album 'Dyslexic Greatest Hits'.
(Carlosfandango, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Hahaha I get it
"Roger Boyes", right?

Sounds a bit like "I like to have sex with young men", right?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Fuck, I'm sorry
lambertandparsons.com/lambertandparsons.com/MOTHERFUCKER.html
Cunts
(spacepimp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# you missed out the www.
I'm not fucking copy pasting. It would mean I would have to spend a few seconds not being utterly apathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# this isn't a link
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Oh we're sorry. Not allowed to criticise you for doing things wrong, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# incredible amount of fail on /board today
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# You're all bastards
Look, I've been reading the newsletter and occaisionly reading this messageboard for many years. Finally find something that isn't already all over the internet, and pluck up the courage to post something i think is quite funny, and you twunts come down on me like I've shat on your grandparents. Chill the fuck out, I'm just sharing something I thought was funny.
(spacepimp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# You shat on my grandparents you massive cunt!
We're pulling your leg.We're all nice people really.Well, most of us.

Edit: Also: MOTHERFUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# damn right
give it to em!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# How do we know it's funny if the link doesn't work?
and shouldn't that be b*st*rds ?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I'm a massive cunt
lambertandparsons.com/lambertandparsons.com/MOTHERFUCKER.html
'K?
(spacepimp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Thanks for fixing the link.
But before I click it, could you briefly tell me what happens because I don't want to waste my time if it doesn't sound that good.
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# relax.
/links. post it on /links

I'd give you a fiver if you shat on my grandparents.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Kinky sod!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Thanks!
Done.
Sorry.
(spacepimp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# I just read that back
I didn't mean to imply that I'd accepted the arrangement to shit on your grandparents, accomplished the deed and then apologised for doing so. I just put the link in /links.
(spacepimp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# pfft
shame. my gran deserves it. welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# You fucked up my whole day and for that you must pay...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Relax man. No one will even remember in a couple of hours.
/board comes down heavily on things that we see as not following a million incomprehensible rules.

/board is for pictures. Usually. Unless you're popular. Stick around, get a feel for the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Why not simply read the FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I like how we utterly destroy new, naive souls who only want to share with us.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# It's like the first test of being accepted here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# we're just like the Church
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Everyone knows the love of God is best recieved fresh and hot up the bumhole.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Catholic church?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Charlotte
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# We'll, I'd certainly do her up the wrong'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# speaking of which,
did you see that article in the Times? It was written by a man with a funny name. Gaz me if you want the link
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Which Church? I should point out that I am not a deaf choirboy, nor am I prepared to pretend to be one..
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# if we let them get cocky they don't put out
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)