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# BUT WHEN DOES IT ACTUALLY CHANGE. IT'S LIKE GROUNDHOG DAY HERE, MAN. I'M SO FUCKING TENSE.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:05, archived)
# i thought it was midnight
i was wrong
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)
# 2 a.m, i believe
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:09, archived)
# BUT IS THAT LIKE... 1 AM THAT IS ACTUALLY 2? 2 AM THAT IS ACTUALLY 3?
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# FUCK, GUYS :(
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# 2.59
then it goes back to 2
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)
# ummm
2am then it goes to 3 surely ??
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:21, archived)
# you'd think so, but no
not today
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# QUIT FUCKING WITH ME. CAN'T YOU SEE HOW STRESSED I AM RIGHT NOW?
MY SHIFT PINKY IS WORKING IN OVERDRIVE RIGHT NOW.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# would you like a massage?
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:25, archived)
# NO. I'D LIKE A WATCH THAT WASN'T TOTALLY WRONG.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# adjust your watch
or do what i do, look at the time on the telly
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)
# NO! You have to very careful about when you put your clock forward!
If you do it too soon the temporal imbalance would send a shockwave through spacetime, tearing it and causing horrendous ramifications to the whole of existance.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)
# does that mean i have to shag my granddad?
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
# no, not again
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
# oh, okay
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Only if you want to.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
# pass me that shovel
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Yeth mithtreth... I'll thart charging the bottled lightning and greath the electroeth.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:39, archived)
# hurry it up, igor!
i'm gagging here!
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Then 5, then 3, back to 1, forward to Tuesday, back to the 14th century, then finally 2.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# if you like
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# GOTO 10
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)
# TALK SENSE, WOMAN. I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT :(
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# talk sense? when i'm having this much fun?
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)
# I could tell you, but that would spoil it.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:09, archived)