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(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)
# I'm not falling for that again
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)
# stay in the past then
But you'll be sorry if the future is full of flying cars and talking horses
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)
# BUT WHEN DOES IT ACTUALLY CHANGE. IT'S LIKE GROUNDHOG DAY HERE, MAN. I'M SO FUCKING TENSE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:05, archived)
# i thought it was midnight
i was wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)
# 2 a.m, i believe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:09, archived)
# BUT IS THAT LIKE... 1 AM THAT IS ACTUALLY 2? 2 AM THAT IS ACTUALLY 3?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# FUCK, GUYS :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# 2.59
then it goes back to 2
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)
# ummm
2am then it goes to 3 surely ??
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:21, archived)
# you'd think so, but no
not today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# QUIT FUCKING WITH ME. CAN'T YOU SEE HOW STRESSED I AM RIGHT NOW?
MY SHIFT PINKY IS WORKING IN OVERDRIVE RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# would you like a massage?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:25, archived)
# NO. I'D LIKE A WATCH THAT WASN'T TOTALLY WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# adjust your watch
or do what i do, look at the time on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)
# NO! You have to very careful about when you put your clock forward!
If you do it too soon the temporal imbalance would send a shockwave through spacetime, tearing it and causing horrendous ramifications to the whole of existance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:31, archived)
# does that mean i have to shag my granddad?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
# no, not again
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
# oh, okay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Only if you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
# pass me that shovel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Yeth mithtreth... I'll thart charging the bottled lightning and greath the electroeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:39, archived)
# hurry it up, igor!
i'm gagging here!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Then 5, then 3, back to 1, forward to Tuesday, back to the 14th century, then finally 2.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# GOTO 10
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)
# TALK SENSE, WOMAN. I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# talk sense? when i'm having this much fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)
# I could tell you, but that would spoil it.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:09, archived)
# *aaargh*
I'm going to miss an hour's kip? At my age I need all the kip I can get!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)
# candles!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Aww, I'm one years old today.
I'm one years old today.Though I lurked for ages so feel like I've been here a lot longer than that :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:12, archived)
# i'm coming up to 3 years
i think i spend more time on here than i do with my family
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# You asked how I found that picture?
It was posted as a link on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Yeah, happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Aww, thankies! :D
thankies! :DI'm off to beddibies and I hope I can get online tomorrow so I can make the most of my candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# With cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Yes. Cake. Tasty, tasty cake.
tasty cake.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)
# so what time are you gonna get up?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)
# An hour earlier than it is?
Gah this time changy stuff does my head in *brain implodes*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:20, archived)
# happy birthday :DD
(herman:D, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)
# yo, happy set on fire day.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:41, archived)
# I changed my clocks 2 weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)
# same day you changed your pants.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
# ahahahahaahahaaahah
lolled here :)
It's always the sophisticated humour that does it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# and i see you still have the same pants on display, so no laughing at poor old stinky tribs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Aaaargh
Which way does it go? Forward? Back? Sideways?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)
# If it's anything like the time-travelling D&D game I ran today
Back, down, forwards, back, back, sideways, forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
# We're about to be blasted into the future so we can live like the French
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
# but i like washing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:11, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# french don't count
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)
# So now you're saying they have discalcula, too?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)
# i don't know
i asked one, but he just gave me a dirty look
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:20, archived)
# 'mericans say:
spring forwards, fall backwards
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Right on the mantelpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Forward.
But if I put my clock any further forward it would fall off the mantlepiece.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:09, archived)
# 'day!
Sorry your 'day is shorter than most other peoples D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Yes.
I should demand an extra hour of candle time.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:11, archived)
# fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Aww :)
Have some internet hugs :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Woo hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)
#
The candle that burns 1 and 1/24 as bright burns 1/24 less long.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)
# it goes left for 100 metres then turns due south for approximatley 4 miles
before digging into the ground for 40 metres, then realising it left its wallet at home
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:13, archived)
#
(__, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:28, archived)
# britishland has summers?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:40, archived)
# I believe the correct term is "summer"s
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)
# it's an ironic term
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 0:45, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)