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# mmmm... lovely lovely meat
The missus offered to cook jacket potatoes for dinner last night.
'What with?'
'Cheese'
'Just cheese?'
'Yes, just cheese. You don't have to have meat EVERY night, do you?'

... wedding's off.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I get people saying; "ooh, I couldn't have a meal without meat."
So, they have meat on their cornflakes? porridge? trifle?
chocolate cake? Ice cream? WTF!
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Well of course I do. I pour bovril on my cornflakes every morning.
and Trifle without kidneys, is just plain WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Agreed

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Just add gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# that's silly.
But for my main meal, yes, i want meat.

Or maybe cheese on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Next it will be "Do you really need to have another beer?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I swear
recycling is just the government's way to make you feel guilty about your drinking
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)