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# A cock is a cock
(yeeha, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)
# oh sweetie, you have so much to learn
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# I'm 62 years old, what shall you teach me?
(yeeha, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Don't use comic sans?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Make sure you use Comic Sans.
And always use it in Magenta!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# stop being a dick and listen to them.
leason 1 over

if you're 62 years old like you say..you should know what looks and doesn't look like porn.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Sorry Prodigy, porn is in the eyes of the beholder..
(yeeha, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:47, archived)
# tell you what cuntmunch..post porn/nsfw images all you want and see how long you last.
/nsfw = not safe for work
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:49, archived)
# I shall never post here again. Adeu
(yeeha, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:51, archived)
# yea yea don't let the door hit you on the arse
if you don't want to post here then that's your choice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:53, archived)
# a fake cock can be classed as artistic
a real cock is pornography
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# What about tattood ones?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# now you're just teasing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Yes, we're big fans of artistic cocks here.
we're big fans of artistic cocks here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# see? this cock is NOT REAL
and therefore acceptable, if somewhat crude.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:42, archived)
# *GLEEGASM*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:53, archived)
# You're not going to win this argument

But I like your effort
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:30, archived)
# context is important
if it looks 'porny' it's no good
if it's silly and 'oh! there's a cock' then it's a difficult call
one guy has had a pic with a cock in it frontpaged, and then something similar was moderated, so even the site admins can be inconsistent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Look at you editing your c's and x's willy nillily!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# i have no idea what you're talking about...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Would you rather be slapped with a fake cock or a real one?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)