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# Aooooooooo
(yeeha, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Knob off.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Good evening my dear
have you had your tea?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Yes, I have.
I had Chicken Parmesan. Or as we call it in England, Chicken with Tomato and Cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Haha, what?

polar horn?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)
# it's the classic flying furtive innit
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:28, archived)
# I always thought of him as much smaller
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] this would cause a quake
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# My nightmare's come to life


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
# hahahaha
where did that little two headed meme come from? is he a pokemon?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
#
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/the+fear/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:43, archived)
# What is the oldest b3ta meme still in popular usage?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:50, archived)
# I'd have thought furtive and fluffy were among the first
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:53, archived)
# quo? maybe
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:54, archived)
# popular usage is tricky
as things like furtive and fluffy are probably oldest, but aren't that well known to newer members, and the fear has rather fallen out of favour lately. it's funny, chump manbear was a very rare sighting on the board for the fisrt few years of my membership, but he's quite popular these days again
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:54, archived)
# He gives people the fear
b3ta.com/board/68689
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# *doctor who flashbacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
# hahah imagine that coming towards you
going nnngngggggggg
(JoePesky, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] A nasty lot...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:51, archived)
# my brain is borked
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo it Manley!
Also, IT'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:28, archived)
# text memes
FTW
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# this look soooo beautiful on my super slow video card :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# This animation goes at the exact same speed as "Mr Blue Sky" by ELO
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)
# you keep deleting threads
nobody's going to play with you any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
# People keep puttin down my uploads. I can't win. I'm a newby and make mistakes but your eldely are non-relenting.
(yeeha, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)
# It's called 'paying your dues'...
...we await your best material.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# 1 month and 26 days
surely that's long enough to get the hang of it, no?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Don't forget, no one is allowed to upload for a month when they sign up..
(yeeha, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Let's not over exaggerate

b3ta.com/features/faq/#newbie
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)
# oh a new rule.
now i wonder why that is?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)
# But deleting threads with multiple long conversations in it?
That's not going to make you more popular by far
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
# i suggest you read the FAQ
no matter how bad a post is, deleting it is always guaranteed to piss people off. just because people are slagging your stuff off, it doesn't necessarily mean we don't like it. sometimes we're just cunts. read the rules, stick to them, don't take things to heart and you'll do fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)
# There is nothing in the FAQ
about deleting threads, and that is not what I was telling him to knob off about.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# yes, but it doesn't hurt to read it
other things can be learned from it.
also, why were you telling him to knob off?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:32, archived)
# As a great woman once said,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_XI_290cfw
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:34, archived)
# *grinds teeth*
i can't get youtube right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)
# No longer there
maybe they were told to knob off too.
(yeeha, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
# don't encourage him
;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Deleting threads doesn't really bother me to be honest with you.
We've all made mistakes when posting and needed to rectify it quickly. Also, if it were against the FAQ, don't you think there would be no delete button? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)
# me neither
unless he leaves it for too long and you have got into a chat with someone else, that pisses me off.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:43, archived)
# read the FAQs
and abide
and you will be fine...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# My best material
has nipples in it, but you folks are OK with cocks and not nipples. That makes little sense to me.
(yeeha, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)
# fake cocks are ok
but some people are viewing this site on work computers. images of nipples and real cocks could get them in trouble with their bosses.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)
# A cock is a cock
(yeeha, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)
# oh sweetie, you have so much to learn
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# I'm 62 years old, what shall you teach me?
(yeeha, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Don't use comic sans?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Make sure you use Comic Sans.
And always use it in Magenta!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# stop being a dick and listen to them.
leason 1 over

if you're 62 years old like you say..you should know what looks and doesn't look like porn.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Sorry Prodigy, porn is in the eyes of the beholder..
(yeeha, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:47, archived)
# tell you what cuntmunch..post porn/nsfw images all you want and see how long you last.
/nsfw = not safe for work
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:49, archived)
# I shall never post here again. Adeu
(yeeha, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:51, archived)
# yea yea don't let the door hit you on the arse
if you don't want to post here then that's your choice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:53, archived)
# a fake cock can be classed as artistic
a real cock is pornography
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# What about tattood ones?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# now you're just teasing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Yes, we're big fans of artistic cocks here.
we're big fans of artistic cocks here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# see? this cock is NOT REAL
and therefore acceptable, if somewhat crude.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:42, archived)
# *GLEEGASM*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:53, archived)
# You're not going to win this argument

But I like your effort
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:30, archived)
# context is important
if it looks 'porny' it's no good
if it's silly and 'oh! there's a cock' then it's a difficult call
one guy has had a pic with a cock in it frontpaged, and then something similar was moderated, so even the site admins can be inconsistent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Look at you editing your c's and x's willy nillily!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# i have no idea what you're talking about...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Would you rather be slapped with a fake cock or a real one?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# i think the key to this place is to go your own way
pay some mind to the general guidelines, join in with the banter, get to know that we're jsut internet randoms and not to be taken seriously and enjoy yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# What is this? I don't... I mean,
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# one handed photoshopping
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Oh dear.
Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# she looks like she has farted and is shocked by the fart
(JoePesky, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)