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# your waiter will see you to your place now.


hmm, just realised i forgot to put any ankle jewelry on this one, poor fellow's in the nip!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Never mind ankle jewellery that man has no head!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# and a tiny non-magenta penis
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# i sware, they start off nomal sized in the pencils!

see!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# I have no head most days
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Are you kidding me?
The table needs a wipe first!
That's lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# this is all kinds of ace!
Morbo, you're too damn good.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# thank you steve
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Manager, the waiter's pubes are putting me off my dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Nice :D
(herman:D, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# This table looks lovely. I can't wait to try the wine, already decanted! How thoughtful.
Can we see the menus please? What would you recommend?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:13, archived)
# vodka
a la coke!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# it's all good, so long as you don't mind it a little rustic
chefs presentation hasn't been good lately.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:27, archived)
# give him head!
god aren't i funny

pics ace as usual, great style
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# It's easy to see that he's not the head waiter !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:35, archived)
#

\o/

ha!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
# I love the sound of crashing cymbals . . . *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Webdings or Wingdings?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Macabre.
If he is indeed nuddy then at least no-one can tell if he's blushing.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# top question from my round of uni interviews.
"do people ever say they think you're a bit morbid?"

pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived)
# I hope your answer was:
"Yes, but only the living."
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# sadly i've never been so quick witted
they did give me a place anyway though
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:02, archived)