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[challenge entry] GET OUT AND VOTE
Who wants humour - this is serious.

From the General election: Photoshop Tories challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(beaverwastemanagement a real company. I want to work for them!, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:42, archived)
# I intend to
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:43, archived)
# I can't yet.
It's not till May.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:44, archived)
# MAKE A FUCKING PICTURE
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Don't be silly, it's nothing important
like X-Factor, or Strictly Come Dancing
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Sweet shuddering crikey!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# If the party I want to vote for fields a candidate where I live
then I will

but I'm not voting for any of the other cunts just for the sake of voting
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived)
# No it isn't.
It's a waste of time.

Parliament will be dissolved on Friday. For four weeks, we'll do perfectly well without it. I suggest we extend that period.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# OK FINE!
no need to shout

i need the humour myself, it takes away from the depressing reality of my living in a swing seat, and thus having to vote for the "less of a cunt" option so the "utter cunt" doesn't get in.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Shurely better than living in a safe seat
where you get TOTALLY IGNORED.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# *sigh*
if only we lived in an, ermm...

...actually, is there another kind of seat?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# A Chesterfield, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:17, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Puff Daddy?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGE0pGNhrSY
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:44, archived)