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# Kiwi's don't do sheep

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:44, archived)
# You know ewe would.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 3:55, archived)
# "The member of public lived in a house above the field and took photos while phoning police."
and by "phoning police" they mean "masturbating".

Bestiality is always wrong, EVEN IF YOU'RE FROM THE SOUTH ISLAND
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:05, archived)
# I'm not 'from' the South Island, but I am currently living in Christchurch...
This place feels more like home every day.
(ryloth, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:31, archived)
# crikey
you've been hiding for over 6 years
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:46, archived)
# That's impossible.
The world is not 6 days long.
EDIT: Twenty days! The world's not that big.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:57, archived)
# Aucklander myself, though my mother's mother's father's side is from Christchurch/Lyttelton/Sumner.
Had a hui at Onuku (out of Akaroa) a couple of weeks back, that was pretty fucking nice for a city boy:


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:48, archived)
# although the Akaroa pub was packed with drunk amateur cricketers from Ashburton, fucking hell
 
I'm not sure whether they're more likely to interfere with farm animals, each other, or both
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:50, archived)
# Folks in Christchurch are absurdly friendly I find
Was speakin to someone from State Insurance the other day, and she was so friendly and chatty I said "I bet you're from Christchurch" "yip yip!" was the reply. That's happened many times.

S
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:00, archived)
# i always found chch taxi drivers would talk your ear off
whereas wellington drivers hardly ever talk
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 6:22, archived)
# Presackly
That was my first introduction to chch'ies. Non stop chattertaxies. They are all like that
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 6:34, archived)
# GIF GIF GIF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:05, archived)
# YIFF YIFF YIFF!
You did that to me. A word I _wanted_ to forget.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 4:11, archived)
# shoot the idiot in the fucking head.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:15, archived)
# Heads do that?
Everything I know is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:17, archived)
# it is friday afternoon and I may possibly be losing my concentration
catmacros.wordpress.com/2009/12/30/frinkle-cat/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:35, archived)
# I should be posting all of these on /links, I'm sure they haven't seen them before
catmacros.wordpress.com/2009/12/26/look-at-my-fuckin-balls/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:43, archived)
# this one is pure 4chan, but it is a pretty sweet composition
catmacros.wordpress.com/2009/12/03/ultimate-destiny/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:53, archived)
# ah, the simple things in life
catmacros.wordpress.com/2009/11/24/rawr-derp/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:59, archived)
# one proud pussycat
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 6:23, archived)
# I should probably just go home
kittydestroyerofworlds.ytmnd.com/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 6:31, archived)
# I can never get ytmnd pages to work.
They load up then stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 6:36, archived)
# I get that with some of them too
you're not missing much, it's just this macro with a sound file
catmacros.wordpress.com/2009/08/21/consume-the-unworthy/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 6:46, archived)
# Just move an eye...
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 5:46, archived)
# yes, quite.
catmacros.wordpress.com/2009/08/12/there-is-no-problem-so-complex/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 7:03, archived)
# I find this an encouraging message

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 7:20, archived)
# not just Kiwi's
www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Sex-act-with-horse-pensioner.5900351.jp
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 7:08, archived)
# what is this, bestiality day?
the filthy fecker.

I would have thought sticking your dick in a horse's mouth was unfeasibly dangerous, they do have very big teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 7:12, archived)
# jeeeeebus!
"The owner saw the 71-year-old with the horse, before he got out of his vehicle and described seeing the horse's head in Chamberlin's groin area.

He then hit the horse with a stick, which caused the animal to bolt and drag Chamberlin along with it."

dragged by his dick .... :(
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 7:40, archived)
# These people probably don't own toasters
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:05, archived)
# or blenders
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:00, archived)