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what happens if you mix up your viagra and laxatives?

it makes you crap in bed....

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)

but I'm already....

oh - I get it

An old man went to the doctor and asked for some Viagra. The doc asked "Are you sure? You are nearly 80 years old"

"oh yes" said the man, "I've managed to get myself a date tonight with a hot young girl and I don't want to disappoint her"

Not believing a word of it, the doc wrote him out a prescription just to keep him quiet and sent him on his way.

The next day the old man is back at the surgery. The doctor joked "Oh hello - I expect you want something for your back after last night?"

"No" said the man - "It's my elbow - she didn't turn up"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:26, archived)

And you get hard stools

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:41, archived)

a vote for germ is a vote for more sick leave

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)

I might or might not vote for this candidate - it's amoeba, nothing definite

Of course, it might lead to industrial action and the boss would virus all.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)

I'd vote germ if he wasn't so cocci.

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:56, archived)

But he's a strepping young fella

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:58, archived)

very cultured

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)

And an infectious laugh

And somehow avoided Damian McBride's sneezegate.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)