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# SPAM
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:09, archived)
# aaarrghhh!!
i've just twatted my sore elbow on my desk! it has even less skin on it now :(
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:11, archived)
# My feet are peeling. I keep peeling off dead skin
It's not pretty.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# why are your feet peeling?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# I dont know :(
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Are you a snake?
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:17, archived)
# I hope not
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:18, archived)
# and snakes don't have fucking feet tribs!!!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Stop just spamming posts nick
;)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Sorry :(
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived)
# I forgive you
hugs&kisses
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived)
# The largest anaconda ever measured was almost 28 feet
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived)
# I'm bigger than that.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:26, archived)
# The combined length of the small and large intestines in an adult human is about 28 feet
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Shit! I've got the world's largest anaconda in my belly D:
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Well in that case
Go for a poo!
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)
# And if it doesn't want to leave
dangle a live piglet around your bottom.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:36, archived)
# But I don't own a teacup pig :(
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:39, archived)
# What if I've shat some of mine out?
Does it grow back? :(
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:36, archived)
# Shit... that's a lot of feets
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)
# The longest
reticulated python recorded was 33ft. I had two as pets.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:27, archived)
# that's just wrong
at least i have a normal reason for having a battered elbow
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Thank you for sharing.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Not a problem :)
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:17, archived)
# My dog scraped all the skin of his paws the other day
He has bandages wrapped around them and he looks very silly, but he can't walk so it's sad and he looks sorry for himself :(
He is getting better though.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:44, archived)
# "are we there yet?are we there yet?"
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Sad face.
(, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:16, archived)