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# right kids,
I think its time for me to "get up" as it were. I think i'll go and have some breakfast.



thats enough trollfighting for me tonight. My work here is done...







("who was that masked man?")
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:59, archived)
# you did a good job..killed more trolls than anyone
*salutes*
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:59, archived)
# we have pgmt for night
and baz for day
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:03, archived)
#
yay for both
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:14, archived)
# bye
I really really should go to bed.

It's so tempting to just skip my meeting tomorrow... :/
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:00, archived)
# i don't understand why people feel the darkness are overrated
it's just bands like this are always compared to the best in the business so are always going to be criticised. so sad.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:01, archived)
# they piss on david gray and coldplays bonfire any day....
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:02, archived)
# good way
of putting it
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:04, archived)
# this could be the beginning
of a beautiful friendship.
;p



(though I get to be Claude Rains)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:09, archived)
[challenge entry] me want front page :)


I wans't very inspired by this compo, my animations isn't very good :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:53, archived)
# why enter then?
I still like it

woo
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:55, archived)
# then y enter?
the compo has been bugging me all week, and poeple have done such good work, then i thought pants dancing stick man :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:01, archived)
# I've begun to see the point of the challenges
they made sense in the old days

There are still some really good ones, but most of them are crap
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:02, archived)
# Don't be put off by what you consider better work
Stick to your own style and all will come good in the end, unless you suck in a very big way, which you don't ;)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:04, archived)
# and if you do suck in a very big way
you are still welcome here.....
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:06, archived)
# a very nice little anim :)
(mentioning the fp will definately squish any chances ;), sssh )
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:56, archived)
# hehehehe
:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:57, archived)
# nice dancing
do you own a color tv....or did you only put 2 colors on purpose? :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:56, archived)
# what's tv got to do with gifs?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:57, archived)
# nothing
i was wondering if he knew other colors existed...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:58, archived)
# maybe he's colorblind
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:59, archived)
# maybe
but i am trying to figure out what that hovering dot by his head is.....
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:00, archived)
# his sole
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:01, archived)
# ok i get it now
i feel so much better
edit: but shouldnt that be under his foot?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:02, archived)
# Colour isn't everything
and by the absence of colour it allows the viewer to colour things in with their own mind, many of the greatest artist used very restricted or little colour to good effect.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:08, archived)
#
yeah thats some little piece of something from the scan that i should have erased but why bother ;)
ahhh no its a bead of sweat no realy it is :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:03, archived)
# ok
i can take the sweat bit...but if it is his sole like kitty meow meow says it is....it needs to be put under his shoe before he realises its gone :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:05, archived)
# I was going to make a microscopic fish joke
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:06, archived)
#
colour stick men? has it been done before? Blue biro may have been more authentic, but it was one I had hanging around and I'd made it greyscale to print it off.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:12, archived)
# here's something I made learning flash
I never posted it before

(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:48, archived)
# that's very nice
good learning
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:49, archived)
# my flash experiments ended in this
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:50, archived)
# yay
reminds me of weebl's
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:50, archived)
# his is ever so better
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:52, archived)
# are you using shape tween?
or just motion?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:55, archived)
# motion
of each body part in a new layer, took a while :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:57, archived)
# :)
shape tween doesn't work too well anyways

though you get interesting results, it wouldn't be good for anything as coherent as what you do.

more fnordic, I'd say :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:59, archived)
# and if he spends ages and fails,
we can laugh, and call it schadenfnorde
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:02, archived)
# hehehe
:)

(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:05, archived)
# that's rather pleasant!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:06, archived)
# It's amazing how little time it took
5 minutes maybe :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:08, archived)
# flash rules
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:09, archived)
# that was a few weeks back
I've got the hang of it even more now.

I'm just trying to make a game, rather than using it to animate:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:50, archived)
# i'm making a movie
:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:52, archived)
# woo
:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:52, archived)
# games are fun
i have tried to make one before and failed...i used gamemaker 5 ....then i got rpg maker for playstation...cleared things right up....
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:53, archived)
# I'm using flash
I'm still fighting with actionscript.

the variable scope and the way it loops is giving me a headache.

I think I understand how it works now. This is the first language I'm trying to pick up without a book
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:54, archived)
# is it a dragon?
it looks nice
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:50, archived)
# he looks quit miserable
considering hes ice skating...


he should be going "wheeeeeeee!"
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:51, archived)
# he lost the keys to the house
he's just concentrating trying to find them
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:52, archived)
# hehehe...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:53, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:55, archived)
# oh poo!
i missed me 2000th post, oh well
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:28, archived)
# oops
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:30, archived)
# damn
you can't link people to logout anymore.

I liked the buggy board better
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:31, archived)
# it was prammy
;)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:32, archived)
# i hope that poor
joke worked across the boarder
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:33, archived)
# I didn't get it
umm

a pram is a stroller
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:33, archived)
# aha!
I got it now!

:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:34, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:35, archived)
#
nice colors
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:37, archived)
# woo!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:37, archived)
# yay woo yay woo
nice colors too i guess
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:38, archived)
# colors?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:39, archived)
# now thats what i call good color usage!!!!
that gets a Yay with a capitol Y
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:40, archived)
# lovely
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:38, archived)
# c'mon everyone
post something fluffy! :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:38, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:40, archived)
# yay
:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:41, archived)
# yep
you didnt miss any colors
woo yay!!!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:42, archived)
# :-O~
most...
beautiful...
mash...
ever.

i love you sunshine elephant, as much as life itself
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:42, archived)
# fat little happy kitten
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:45, archived)
# yay for me for noticing the smile!!!!!!!
:)
edit: little things count too
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:46, archived)
# midgets with calculators?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:49, archived)
# ya...
even if they only count to two
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:49, archived)
# digital midgets?
whatever happened to him, anyways
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:53, archived)
# dont know
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:40, archived)
# barneys evil twin?
i like it
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:42, archived)
# I can't tell
if It's a horn or a mountain
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:43, archived)
# thats what i was wondering...i think its a horn
350th post
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:45, archived)
# excellent work
just what I need.

Any more or am I going to have to repost some more?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:43, archived)
# not one to turn it down
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:46, archived)
# haha
woo yay
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:49, archived)
# Go back
Find it.
Ed it.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:30, archived)
# i found this great new thing on the internet
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:31, archived)
# har
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:38, archived)
# don't let that stop you
making a celebratory post.
call it 2000 + whatever the fuck.



and if people don't like it they can cock off.
I like more arbitrary milestones anyways.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:33, archived)
#
My god! It's full of kittens!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:34, archived)
# arrrrrrrr
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:40, archived)
# Fuck
I'm good!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:33, archived)
# woo!
ive never seen that before. That film is one of the biggest headfucks ever... Although I did watch it at about 3:00am, pissed as a newt...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:34, archived)
# it makes absolutely no sense there at the end...
unless you're baked out of your gourd
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:36, archived)
# I know.......
I dribbled for hours....
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:37, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm
baked gourds...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:07, archived)
# does that work for 350 posts?
by the ways....i updated my profile/ put something there
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:36, archived)
# meow


not enough kittens today, says I.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:15, archived)
# that is a thing of beauty, like my penis
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:16, archived)
# ...
....proof?

I got paypal..
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:17, archived)
# no, i get paid, pal
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:18, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrr
.....!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:18, archived)
# I though woolies
wouldn't pimp you



woooo spinny cat spinnycat for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:19, archived)
# i just sung that to the tune of "jimll fix it..."


ba ba baaaaaaaa, ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-baaaaaaaaa....
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:24, archived)
# better than the intended
oooooooooooooh body form bodyformed for youuuuuuuuu
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:27, archived)
# whatever happened
to your mr. fluffy (I think that's what it was called)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:24, archived)
# mr fluffy is still alive,
snaily is more vocal nowadays, hang on
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:28, archived)
# here's mr fluffy


his trolling sequence is on another comp so this'll have to do
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:30, archived)
# yay!
:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:32, archived)
# aww poor kitty
looks like he is in the washing machine, thats running away, and is invisible... erm.. ill leave it there then shall i
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:17, archived)
# I dunno either
call it a singularity.
woot!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:17, archived)
# kittens are good




and i updated(put something) in my profile
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:22, archived)
# woo for kittens



(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:23, archived)
# awwww
That second one is class!...I love that:)

WOO YAY!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:25, archived)
# ae
still top notch.

woot!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:34, archived)
# awww
you're great : )
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:26, archived)
#
beautiful stuff
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:26, archived)
# those are funny
nice pics
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:27, archived)
# hehehehe
wooo
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:24, archived)
# My friend as something to say
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:14, archived)
# he seems to have a zip for his mouth...


and he's very wooo
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:15, archived)
# make mash with smash!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:15, archived)
# hahaha!
I'm telling you man, they should make me n baz moderators.....
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:16, archived)
# nah
we can't let trolls run things around here, now can we?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:21, archived)
# hey you
read what the bot has to say
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:22, archived)
# are you still breathing?
fuck. I was hoping that the momentary silence signified that you'd choked on you're on tongue, or broken your neck whilst trying to suck your own dick or something.

Seriously, I know I asked you this last night, but have you ever actually considered suicide?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:23, archived)
# xmission does well
Thinking about suicide but you're not sure if it's the right thing to do? Here are some tips to help you decide whether or not killing yourself is a good choice:

1. Do you live at home but your parents are always making you clean your room and do your homework? It's a sure sign that they don't love you and that they want you to kill yourself. Why else would they make you clean your room? What are they going to do next, ground you? Make you wear braces? Don't kid yourself, the message is clear.

2. If you just got out of a bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to get better; you're right. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop procrastinating. Look on the bright side, at least your ex will feel guilty for a couple of minutes--but don't count on it.

3. Depressed? Don't have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed and feeling lonely isn't normal. Everyone else is happy, and has lots of friends so there must be something wrong with you. Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison.

4. Spill a drink at a party? Drop a plate of food in a restaurant? Nobody else has to live with that kind of embarrassment; you know what you have to do.

5. Flunked out of college? Don't know algebra? Here's a question you should know the answer to: Flunked out of college + Don't know algebra = Time for _____. Chances are you still don't know the answer, so here's a hint: it starts with an 's' and ends in 'uicide'.

6. Traffic jam? Sometimes bad luck isn't a coincidence. Do you really want to sit in traffic for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you're a viking you'll be going to Valhalla. Then again, you're probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the next best thing.

7. Telemarketers keep calling? It's easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you're lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope. After all, you don't want to die letting people think you weren't frugal.

8. Flu? You realize that there's no cure for the flu, right? Well, no cure that doesn't involve painting the wall with your brains.

9. Flat tire? Do I have to spell it out for you?

10. College application get rejected? Take the hint.

Hope you found this guide helpful, mention it in your suicide note. On second thought, why bother? Nobody will read it.

(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:25, archived)
# I especially like 4, 8 and 9...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:28, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahha
hahahahahaha
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:28, archived)
# good job
you can copy and paste! you earned a goldstar.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:29, archived)
# as opposed to saving an image, and writing your name over mine?
wow yeah, I can see how you got on your high horse.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:30, archived)
# would you rather
that i write your name over goatse?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:35, archived)
# you belong on IRC
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:38, archived)
# he belongs on the end of a noose,
swinging from a lamppost somewhere...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:47, archived)
# oh heavens no
because I'd REALLY be offended then.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:38, archived)
# is that goldstar
taken from the many that you were awarded? you "special" boy you!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:30, archived)
# aw
wow, now i can operate the till at mcdonalds
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:31, archived)
# and steal their money
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:31, archived)
# and earn billions
thanks to your reckless gold star wastage
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:32, archived)
# you are indeed
a shrewed businessman!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:33, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:34, archived)
# I don't know where
'nanaman's generator has gone

makes me a bit sad
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:36, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:29, archived)
# 9 out of 10
not bad!

What do I do next?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:30, archived)
# Apply for presidancy of the US
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:31, archived)
# or maybe
stand in front of a tank entering the iraq border to protest the war.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:33, archived)
# listen Scott
nobosy likes you here, run along and play in the mud on your own like all good neglected children should, maybe, with some luck, you will die from the cold, its the best you can hope for really
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:35, archived)
# bertoglio?
does he make olive oil?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:38, archived)
# perhaps he does
:o
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:39, archived)
# Done and Done!
Anything else I should be doing?...or do I just sit and wait?...

And what do I do when I get there?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:33, archived)
# anything
it cant be worse than what the current bloke is doing
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:37, archived)
# pull out a laptop and fight with the trolls on b3ta
that will elevate your status to 'l33t3st h4x0r al1v3!!!!!111'
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:37, archived)
# go home
and if you are at home, lock yourself in the garden
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:38, archived)
# do you ever get depressed at the fact that you seem to keeping running out of anything even partially witty to say?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:40, archived)
# I know.
The first thing I'm gonna do is put you on death row!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:42, archived)
# Ae
tautoko ki a tou kaupapa na.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:16, archived)
# YAY!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:17, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:17, archived)
# My friend as something to say
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:27, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooow
did you think of that all by yourself?

jesus christ, alert Oscar wilde, theres a new kid in town!!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:29, archived)
# i can't take all the credit
that psychodelic graffe helped me some, too.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:30, archived)
# are you trying to insult me there?
I'd just like to remind you that I had nothing to do with the creation of either of those posts, and thusly, anything you say regarding them in attempt to piss me off, will fail. So dont waste your time.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:32, archived)
# dont bring fine upstanding people down to your level!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:32, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant challenged me to draw a red girrafe
however, i forgot that i can't draw, and this happened...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:56, archived)
# That's very nice:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:57, archived)
# jimmy hill in molten ROCK!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:59, archived)
# a giraffe?? or an acid trip
you must be tripping right now
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:59, archived)
# shut the fuck up.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:00, archived)
# don't you have better things to do
then take your anger out on the computer, buddy?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:01, archived)
# dont you have better things to do
than provoke people online?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:02, archived)
# i do feel,
the person winding them up is more pathetic
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:02, archived)
# i should bookmark these threads...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:07, archived)
# you could make quite a collection?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:24, archived)
# as of right now,
no, I dont actually have anything better to do. In fact, I quite enjoy being nasty to people. I especially enjoy being nasty to complete wankers. Which is why I'm having this conversation with you right now. If you have a problem with that, get the fuck off the board.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:03, archived)
# oh and incidentally,
owing to the fact that you're countless miles away, there really is no other way of taking my anger out on anything than on the computer. Rest assured though that had you actually taken this kind of attitude to my face, I would have sparked you out about 30 minutes ago. Given an option, I would much rather take my anger out on someones face, than someones morale.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:06, archived)
# I'm sorry...
but who is the wanker who has been online all night long proving their l33t on messageboards? It's 6am buddy, give it a rest.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:08, archived)
# all of us here?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:09, archived)
# hahaha!! yeah, I'm a l33t h4x0r
not that its any of your fucking business or anything, but I've been having trouble sleeping for quite some time now, hence being on the internet till 6am, cos theres fuck all else to do at this time.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:10, archived)
# You could find
a really popular message board on the internet that people love going on and making funny/interesting pictures for eveyone to see and insted of being nice and fluffy, just disturb the whole flow of things and be a cunt to everyone. and they could call you a troll or something.

Just a thought!...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:16, archived)
# hey thats not a bad idea!



YOUR ALL GAY!!!


and YOU! you're RETARDED!!!11111 LOL WTF????



A/S/L?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:17, archived)
# 99/YES PLEASE/AT ME COMP!
LOL HAHAHAHA!!!!!1111111
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:18, archived)
# sums it up really...........
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:20, archived)
# and you
must be unable to read, what part of "i can't draw" is difficult for you to grasp, i mean, c'mon, they are all single syllable words, you can't be THAT thick can you?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:01, archived)
# do you talk to people
like this in person?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:01, archived)
# he looks rather surprised
that he's red and yellow
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:03, archived)
# well
wouldn't you be?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:04, archived)
# I am
every day
oh, and it's very woo :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:04, archived)
# lovely
eyepopping too.

woo!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:03, archived)
# that's
beautiful
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:04, archived)
# I think it looks nice
woo



night night
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:09, archived)
# i ponder where we joined :)
good work
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:11, archived)
# i ponder that
it's much steeper than an exponential would be
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:13, archived)
# i like to think of the dips
as moments of 'plagues'
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:14, archived)
# could be
I should have added in the last data point of tonight, but I couldn't be bothered.

It'll wait until October :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:15, archived)
# or so it predicts...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:17, archived)
# me too
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:50, archived)
# this is like an old "where's waldo" isnt it?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:52, archived)
# i like you,
keep these up, the more pics the merrier
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:37, archived)
# I don't get it
but it made me laugh:)..

Tea came out my nose:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:39, archived)
# same here
except the tea part
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:42, archived)
# ea came ou your nose?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:44, archived)
# ya...you could say that
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)
# You can't!
You can only say ha
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:49, archived)
# ha
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:50, archived)
# how cuning.
:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:51, archived)
# on the subject of trolls
did you catch a copy of reverend's daisy cutter troll mix?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:50, archived)
# here for the interested
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:52, archived)
# i read that.
I love the way he tries to establish himself as some sort of working class hero. What a tosser. I bet a good 80% of people on the board are working class. And since when the fuck does class have anything to do with it anyway?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:54, archived)
# i liked the way
they tried to focus on how much we used bad language as a form of response, yet did it themselves
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:56, archived)
# I just liked the way he completely missed the point of the board,
and the whole swearing thing.

see, as annoying as they are at the time, trolls like that, trolls with opinions, not spotty teenage "please look at me cos no-one else will" trolls, do serve a function to the board. You'll never see the board as united as they are when dealing with a complete and utter twat. Like that racist guy the other night.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:59, archived)
# oh yeh,
this fella' had a point, so it's up to him how to express it, while the racist was just out of order.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:01, archived)
# *downloading*
I don't usualy download and b3ta at the same time...but not much interesting is happening:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:56, archived)
# it's very good
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:58, archived)
# ae
and so it is.

woo!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:18, archived)
# what's the story behind this one?
I missed it the first time around
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:07, archived)
# just a split personality
winding up the natives
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:09, archived)
# HAHA
Took me a second there:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:48, archived)
# .......................
........................
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:50, archived)
# you're an odd one,
but you're making some good stuff, woo!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:41, archived)
# someday
when i grow up i'm going to be king.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:36, archived)
# king of threadwasting?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:36, archived)
# no, 'king annoying....
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:37, archived)
# how about king annoying threadwasting bastard?*
no offence to anyone**








**may not be true
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:39, archived)
# i meant as in "fucking annoying"
but yeah, that works...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:41, archived)
# yeah Loius XIV
regally rocking back and forth in your palace of padded rubber
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:37, archived)
#
woo!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:39, archived)
# yay
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:41, archived)
# from the faq
What type of post is appropriate?

B3ta is a place for new images or projects that you've made.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:39, archived)
# *pats SE on the back*
class:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:40, archived)
# well done sir
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:41, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant
making the night shift fluffier, one troll at at time
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:42, archived)
# some trolls are fluffy
like the one in my closet, but not the one under my bed...he has scales
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:45, archived)
# oh
what does he weigh?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:45, archived)
# ostriches.
its a hobby.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:46, archived)
# dangerous hobby
ostriches are mean. FACT.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:48, archived)
# i know, i was chased by one once in france.
so i threw a rock at it. Then it chased me again.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:49, archived)
# the fluffy one weighs one 3 pounds...but the scaley one wont let me weigh him...i think he gets embarrassed easy
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:46, archived)
# And the German DJ fella!
He's cool!...spamming cunt!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)
# hetz rulez
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:48, archived)
# In hetz we trust!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:49, archived)
# DJ HETZ
rocks my nearly way of life
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:48, archived)
# speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
coooooooooorrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee

ahem
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)
# Someone say
"I would". Go on.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:36, archived)
# good lord
I'm not going to bed now...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:37, archived)
# i'd shag her on nails
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:38, archived)
# 'kin'ell!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:41, archived)
# Yeah, real mature there Morpheus

haha, I see how deep it goes now guys.
fuckers
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
i like the matrix ones hahahaha
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:39, archived)
# SNAP!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:41, archived)
# pearoast


Too tired to shop anything right now.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:31, archived)
# I have no idea what it is
but I do like it:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)
# reposting can be good....ive never seen that before...
nice and confusing in a good way
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:36, archived)
# i like it,
but don't get it.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:37, archived)
# what
he said
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:37, archived)
# That's because
it makes no sense. I saw the pic of the action figures somewhere, and I think the very next image I saw was a bunch of asparagus. So I, er, shopped them. I chose to repost this pretty much at random from some old pics I've got here.

/edit : Here's why I think I kept it... it's because of the one with the glove.. he seems to me to be looking out of the box and thinking "how the hell did I end up here with these asparagus-headed freaks".
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:41, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)
# ooh does she have the new grinding panty?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:28, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:28, archived)
# fuck my HAT!
thats 330k
Why not crop it a lttle- or generally decrease the contens

Wont anyone think of the dial uppers


its nice thi
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)
# very nice,
a wee bit big maybe, try reducing colours, trimming edges etc
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:32, archived)
# heheh
I'm trying to remember the artist who did all those "oops my knickers" paintings.
I'm sure it was in the 'blog or a newsletter..
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:32, archived)
# oh, right
I've seen his stuff, but I'm not about to google for "girls with panties around their ankles"
edit: art frahm www.lileks.com/institute/frahm/art12.html
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:39, archived)
# arrr
that's the one.

couldn't find it in the 'blog, and I just looked back over a year of links..

oh that was twenty minutes of company time well spent
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:54, archived)
# the commentary on that site is the best part
it's worth 20 minutes of any time :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:07, archived)
# just thought I'd pop on for a minute

before bed.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:24, archived)
# Yaarr!
Glad you did!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:25, archived)
# lo!
good day?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:26, archived)
# not really
but pirate fish always cheer me up
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)
# awwwww
whats up?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)
# a proposal I sent in for a national conference
was turned down because it didn't arrive on time, due to a mail delivery error.
I'm trying to figure out how I can selectively destroy the part of the internet that caused this...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:30, archived)
# shovels.
lots of shovels.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:33, archived)
# I was thinking rocks.
Lots of rocks.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)
# Send them broken CDs!
That'll teach 'em!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:35, archived)
# no, I'm just angry with the interweb
not the conference people themselves...
unfortunately there's very little I can do to harm the internet
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:40, archived)
# yay! fish rule
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:26, archived)
# fish are good but kittens are my personal fav..



edit: you know that a cat would win in a fight
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:31, archived)
# Cats suck!
Dogs rule!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:36, archived)
# ya...but a dead dog
looks nothing like a dead kitten
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:38, archived)
# The Dead Dogs
are a punk band!

The lead singer was on tele doing this thing about being a conducter or summat..I can't remember what it was called.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:43, archived)
# that they do :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:32, archived)
# woo!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)
# yarrrrrrrr

(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)
# g'night!

i'm exhausted!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:23, archived)
# 'night
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:24, archived)
# Happy Zeds!
g'night!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:24, archived)
# bye kaisy
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:24, archived)
# By the way SE
you were very nice to my daughter on here the other day, which I appreciate. Thank you.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:26, archived)
# who was your daughter?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)
# killerkitty
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:28, archived)
# hehe, she likes the music if i remember rightly.
I might be able to get an autograph for her. I know the bass players cousin...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:30, archived)
# You're right,
she likes The Music... and Good Charlotte, god help us. Autograph would be good, she'd love that. Let me know if it happens, I'm around most days at this time.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:33, archived)
# cool. i'll see what I can do.
Im not on best terms with said cousin at the moment actually, but friends are :-)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:37, archived)
# ah right,
good stuff, family b3ta
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:31, archived)
# Night
Still no fucking icon
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:25, archived)
#
night
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:26, archived)
# about yesterday

yesterday one of you said you saw everything from the internet twice...WHAT ABOUT THIS!!!!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:21, archived)
# oh no,
you got us

we've seen that 3 times
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:22, archived)
# well...
THAT MUST MEAN YOUR GAY!!!!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:23, archived)
# thankyou.
you just made my night :-)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:24, archived)
# yes...
so?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:24, archived)
# his gay what?

stop me before I grammar check again. It's a disease, really.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:26, archived)
# nah, feel free,
its just some sad little 14 year old troll who cant get any attention off the people he lives around, so hes turned to the internet.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha so true..seen it too many times hahahahahahaha
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)
# but isn't that why we're all here?
eh? what's that?
speak for yourself KnitWit?
oh, right...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)
# hmmm...DENIED!!!
its late here, and theres nothing better to do so...go sit on a pinecone.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:33, archived)
# you see this? this is the internet at its very finest.
look.

The internet can do, what medical science never could. It can give spines to the spineless. I love the fact that you're so cocky when you know you cant come to any sort of physical harm, yet I bet you're the biggest pussy in your town in real life. Am I right? Do the bigger kids push you over and laugh at you? whats wrong? Did mommy never breastfeed you or something? Do you sit awake at night rocking back and forth and crying and masturbating?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:36, archived)
# ok thats it
once and again i hear it over and over blah blah blah "im pseudosmart by saying the internet makes you brave but infact i myself fall into this catagory", face it all of you are nerds and i...this is just a hobby
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:39, archived)
# child,
you do not know with whom you are fucking.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:40, archived)
# So you get told this a lot, eh?
Have you put two and two together yet and realised that your behavior pisses people off?

Most of the people here tune into the theme of what most of the people want and everyone gets along just fine. So why do you break the peace? What is it about annoying other people that is so appealing?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:44, archived)
# its hormones raging out of control.
He wants the attention.

as for me, well I just fucking love arguing with people.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:46, archived)
# Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics - even if you win, you're still retarded.
.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:53, archived)
# I never said anything about the internet.
oh, and for the record, the only people who run in the special olympics are blind people, therefore, not retarded.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:55, archived)
# He doesn't look blind to me

but who knows?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:58, archived)
# right. And thats the olympics is it?
not just some fund raising sports event for spackers? Cos I've never seen any retarded people at the olympics.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:01, archived)
# raking
Do you sit awake at night rocking back and forth and crying and masturbating?
correct me if im wrong but isnt it like 5 there??? hmmm....makes me wonder if acting like a mod gets you off.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:40, archived)
# oh yeah baby.
I just LOVE dealing with attention seeking little cunts like yourself on a night to night basis.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:42, archived)
# um, yes?
Were all gay.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)
# Grasscock.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:23, archived)
# i have never seen that...and i hope i never do again....
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:22, archived)
# Those
are some ugly boots.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:23, archived)
# omg
that is my new background!

and i thought goatse would never get old
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:23, archived)
# LOL OMG WTF
/sorry.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:30, archived)

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