
I think its time for me to "get up" as it were. I think i'll go and have some breakfast.
thats enough trollfighting for me tonight. My work here is done...
("who was that masked man?")
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:59,
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thats enough trollfighting for me tonight. My work here is done...
("who was that masked man?")

I really really should go to bed.
It's so tempting to just skip my meeting tomorrow... :/
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:00,
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It's so tempting to just skip my meeting tomorrow... :/

it's just bands like this are always compared to the best in the business so are always going to be criticised. so sad.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:01,
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of a beautiful friendship.
;p

(though I get to be Claude Rains)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:09,
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;p

(though I get to be Claude Rains)
![Challenge Entry: Make 'em dance [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

I wans't very inspired by this compo, my animations isn't very good :)

the compo has been bugging me all week, and poeple have done such good work, then i thought pants dancing stick man :)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:01,
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they made sense in the old days
There are still some really good ones, but most of them are crap
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:02,
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There are still some really good ones, but most of them are crap

Stick to your own style and all will come good in the end, unless you suck in a very big way, which you don't ;)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:04,
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you are still welcome here.....
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:06,
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(mentioning the fp will definately squish any chances ;), sssh )
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:56,
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do you own a color tv....or did you only put 2 colors on purpose? :)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:56,
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but i am trying to figure out what that hovering dot by his head is.....
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:00,
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i feel so much better
edit: but shouldnt that be under his foot?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:02,
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edit: but shouldnt that be under his foot?

and by the absence of colour it allows the viewer to colour things in with their own mind, many of the greatest artist used very restricted or little colour to good effect.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:08,
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yeah thats some little piece of something from the scan that i should have erased but why bother ;)
ahhh no its a bead of sweat no realy it is :)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:03,
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ahhh no its a bead of sweat no realy it is :)

i can take the sweat bit...but if it is his sole like kitty meow meow says it is....it needs to be put under his shoe before he realises its gone :)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:05,
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colour stick men? has it been done before? Blue biro may have been more authentic, but it was one I had hanging around and I'd made it greyscale to print it off.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:12,
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I never posted it before

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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:48,
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shape tween doesn't work too well anyways
though you get interesting results, it wouldn't be good for anything as coherent as what you do.
more fnordic, I'd say :)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:59,
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though you get interesting results, it wouldn't be good for anything as coherent as what you do.
more fnordic, I'd say :)

we can laugh, and call it schadenfnorde
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 7:02,
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I've got the hang of it even more now.
I'm just trying to make a game, rather than using it to animate:)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:50,
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I'm just trying to make a game, rather than using it to animate:)

i have tried to make one before and failed...i used gamemaker 5 ....then i got rpg maker for playstation...cleared things right up....
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:53,
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I'm still fighting with actionscript.
the variable scope and the way it loops is giving me a headache.
I think I understand how it works now. This is the first language I'm trying to pick up without a book
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:54,
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the variable scope and the way it loops is giving me a headache.
I think I understand how it works now. This is the first language I'm trying to pick up without a book

considering hes ice skating...
he should be going "wheeeeeeee!"
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:51,
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he should be going "wheeeeeeee!"

he's just concentrating trying to find them
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:52,
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you can't link people to logout anymore.
I liked the buggy board better
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:31,
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I liked the buggy board better

that gets a Yay with a capitol Y
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:40,
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most...
beautiful...
mash...
ever.
i love you sunshine elephant, as much as life itself
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:42,
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beautiful...
mash...
ever.
i love you sunshine elephant, as much as life itself

:)
edit: little things count too
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:46,
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edit: little things count too

just what I need.
Any more or am I going to have to repost some more?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:43,
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Any more or am I going to have to repost some more?

making a celebratory post.
call it 2000 + whatever the fuck.

and if people don't like it they can cock off.
I like more arbitrary milestones anyways.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:33,
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call it 2000 + whatever the fuck.

and if people don't like it they can cock off.
I like more arbitrary milestones anyways.

ive never seen that before. That film is one of the biggest headfucks ever... Although I did watch it at about 3:00am, pissed as a newt...
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:34,
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unless you're baked out of your gourd
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:36,
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by the ways....i updated my profile/ put something there
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:36,
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wouldn't pimp you
woooo spinny cat spinnycat for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:19,
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woooo spinny cat spinnycat for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

ba ba baaaaaaaa, ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-baaaaaaaaa....

oooooooooooooh body form bodyformed for youuuuuuuuu
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:27,
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to your mr. fluffy (I think that's what it was called)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:24,
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snaily is more vocal nowadays, hang on
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:28,
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his trolling sequence is on another comp so this'll have to do

looks like he is in the washing machine, thats running away, and is invisible... erm.. ill leave it there then shall i
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:17,
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I'm telling you man, they should make me n baz moderators.....
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:16,
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fuck. I was hoping that the momentary silence signified that you'd choked on you're on tongue, or broken your neck whilst trying to suck your own dick or something.
Seriously, I know I asked you this last night, but have you ever actually considered suicide?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:23,
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Seriously, I know I asked you this last night, but have you ever actually considered suicide?

Thinking about suicide but you're not sure if it's the right thing to do? Here are some tips to help you decide whether or not killing yourself is a good choice:
1. Do you live at home but your parents are always making you clean your room and do your homework? It's a sure sign that they don't love you and that they want you to kill yourself. Why else would they make you clean your room? What are they going to do next, ground you? Make you wear braces? Don't kid yourself, the message is clear.
2. If you just got out of a bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to get better; you're right. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop procrastinating. Look on the bright side, at least your ex will feel guilty for a couple of minutes--but don't count on it.
3. Depressed? Don't have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed and feeling lonely isn't normal. Everyone else is happy, and has lots of friends so there must be something wrong with you. Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison.
4. Spill a drink at a party? Drop a plate of food in a restaurant? Nobody else has to live with that kind of embarrassment; you know what you have to do.
5. Flunked out of college? Don't know algebra? Here's a question you should know the answer to: Flunked out of college + Don't know algebra = Time for _____. Chances are you still don't know the answer, so here's a hint: it starts with an 's' and ends in 'uicide'.
6. Traffic jam? Sometimes bad luck isn't a coincidence. Do you really want to sit in traffic for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you're a viking you'll be going to Valhalla. Then again, you're probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the next best thing.
7. Telemarketers keep calling? It's easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you're lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope. After all, you don't want to die letting people think you weren't frugal.
8. Flu? You realize that there's no cure for the flu, right? Well, no cure that doesn't involve painting the wall with your brains.
9. Flat tire? Do I have to spell it out for you?
10. College application get rejected? Take the hint.
Hope you found this guide helpful, mention it in your suicide note. On second thought, why bother? Nobody will read it.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:25,
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1. Do you live at home but your parents are always making you clean your room and do your homework? It's a sure sign that they don't love you and that they want you to kill yourself. Why else would they make you clean your room? What are they going to do next, ground you? Make you wear braces? Don't kid yourself, the message is clear.
2. If you just got out of a bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to get better; you're right. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop procrastinating. Look on the bright side, at least your ex will feel guilty for a couple of minutes--but don't count on it.
3. Depressed? Don't have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed and feeling lonely isn't normal. Everyone else is happy, and has lots of friends so there must be something wrong with you. Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison.
4. Spill a drink at a party? Drop a plate of food in a restaurant? Nobody else has to live with that kind of embarrassment; you know what you have to do.
5. Flunked out of college? Don't know algebra? Here's a question you should know the answer to: Flunked out of college + Don't know algebra = Time for _____. Chances are you still don't know the answer, so here's a hint: it starts with an 's' and ends in 'uicide'.
6. Traffic jam? Sometimes bad luck isn't a coincidence. Do you really want to sit in traffic for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you're a viking you'll be going to Valhalla. Then again, you're probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the next best thing.
7. Telemarketers keep calling? It's easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you're lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope. After all, you don't want to die letting people think you weren't frugal.
8. Flu? You realize that there's no cure for the flu, right? Well, no cure that doesn't involve painting the wall with your brains.
9. Flat tire? Do I have to spell it out for you?
10. College application get rejected? Take the hint.
Hope you found this guide helpful, mention it in your suicide note. On second thought, why bother? Nobody will read it.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahha
hahahahahaha
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:28,
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hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahha
hahahahahaha

wow yeah, I can see how you got on your high horse.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:30,
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swinging from a lamppost somewhere...
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:47,
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taken from the many that you were awarded? you "special" boy you!
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:30,
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'nanaman's generator has gone
makes me a bit sad
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:36,
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makes me a bit sad

stand in front of a tank entering the iraq border to protest the war.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:33,
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nobosy likes you here, run along and play in the mud on your own like all good neglected children should, maybe, with some luck, you will die from the cold, its the best you can hope for really
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:35,
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Anything else I should be doing?...or do I just sit and wait?...
And what do I do when I get there?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:33,
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And what do I do when I get there?

that will elevate your status to 'l33t3st h4x0r al1v3!!!!!111'
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:37,
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did you think of that all by yourself?
jesus christ, alert Oscar wilde, theres a new kid in town!!
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:29,
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jesus christ, alert Oscar wilde, theres a new kid in town!!

that psychodelic graffe helped me some, too.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:30,
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I'd just like to remind you that I had nothing to do with the creation of either of those posts, and thusly, anything you say regarding them in attempt to piss me off, will fail. So dont waste your time.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:32,
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however, i forgot that i can't draw, and this happened...

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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:56,
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then take your anger out on the computer, buddy?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:01,
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no, I dont actually have anything better to do. In fact, I quite enjoy being nasty to people. I especially enjoy being nasty to complete wankers. Which is why I'm having this conversation with you right now. If you have a problem with that, get the fuck off the board.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:03,
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owing to the fact that you're countless miles away, there really is no other way of taking my anger out on anything than on the computer. Rest assured though that had you actually taken this kind of attitude to my face, I would have sparked you out about 30 minutes ago. Given an option, I would much rather take my anger out on someones face, than someones morale.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:06,
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but who is the wanker who has been online all night long proving their l33t on messageboards? It's 6am buddy, give it a rest.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:08,
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not that its any of your fucking business or anything, but I've been having trouble sleeping for quite some time now, hence being on the internet till 6am, cos theres fuck all else to do at this time.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:10,
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a really popular message board on the internet that people love going on and making funny/interesting pictures for eveyone to see and insted of being nice and fluffy, just disturb the whole flow of things and be a cunt to everyone. and they could call you a troll or something.
Just a thought!...
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:16,
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Just a thought!...

YOUR ALL GAY!!!
and YOU! you're RETARDED!!!11111 LOL WTF????
A/S/L?

must be unable to read, what part of "i can't draw" is difficult for you to grasp, i mean, c'mon, they are all single syllable words, you can't be THAT thick can you?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:01,
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I should have added in the last data point of tonight, but I couldn't be bothered.
It'll wait until October :)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:15,
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It'll wait until October :)

did you catch a copy of reverend's daisy cutter troll mix?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:50,
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I love the way he tries to establish himself as some sort of working class hero. What a tosser. I bet a good 80% of people on the board are working class. And since when the fuck does class have anything to do with it anyway?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:54,
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they tried to focus on how much we used bad language as a form of response, yet did it themselves
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:56,
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and the whole swearing thing.
see, as annoying as they are at the time, trolls like that, trolls with opinions, not spotty teenage "please look at me cos no-one else will" trolls, do serve a function to the board. You'll never see the board as united as they are when dealing with a complete and utter twat. Like that racist guy the other night.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:59,
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see, as annoying as they are at the time, trolls like that, trolls with opinions, not spotty teenage "please look at me cos no-one else will" trolls, do serve a function to the board. You'll never see the board as united as they are when dealing with a complete and utter twat. Like that racist guy the other night.

this fella' had a point, so it's up to him how to express it, while the racist was just out of order.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:01,
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I don't usualy download and b3ta at the same time...but not much interesting is happening:)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:56,
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I missed it the first time around
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:07,
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no offence to anyone**
**may not be true
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:39,
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**may not be true

regally rocking back and forth in your palace of padded rubber
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:37,
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What type of post is appropriate?
B3ta is a place for new images or projects that you've made.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:39,
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B3ta is a place for new images or projects that you've made.

making the night shift fluffier, one troll at at time
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:42,
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like the one in my closet, but not the one under my bed...he has scales
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:45,
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so i threw a rock at it. Then it chased me again.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:49,
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haha, I see how deep it goes now guys.
fuckers

nice and confusing in a good way
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:36,
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it makes no sense. I saw the pic of the action figures somewhere, and I think the very next image I saw was a bunch of asparagus. So I, er, shopped them. I chose to repost this pretty much at random from some old pics I've got here.
/edit : Here's why I think I kept it... it's because of the one with the glove.. he seems to me to be looking out of the box and thinking "how the hell did I end up here with these asparagus-headed freaks".
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:41,
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/edit : Here's why I think I kept it... it's because of the one with the glove.. he seems to me to be looking out of the box and thinking "how the hell did I end up here with these asparagus-headed freaks".

thats 330k
Why not crop it a lttle- or generally decrease the contens
Wont anyone think of the dial uppers
its nice thi
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:29,
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Why not crop it a lttle- or generally decrease the contens
Wont anyone think of the dial uppers
its nice thi

a wee bit big maybe, try reducing colours, trimming edges etc
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:32,
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I'm trying to remember the artist who did all those "oops my knickers" paintings.
I'm sure it was in the 'blog or a newsletter..
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:32,
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I'm sure it was in the 'blog or a newsletter..

I've seen his stuff, but I'm not about to google for "girls with panties around their ankles"
edit: art frahm www.lileks.com/institute/frahm/art12.html
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:39,
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edit: art frahm www.lileks.com/institute/frahm/art12.html

that's the one.
couldn't find it in the 'blog, and I just looked back over a year of links..
oh that was twenty minutes of company time well spent
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:54,
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couldn't find it in the 'blog, and I just looked back over a year of links..
oh that was twenty minutes of company time well spent

it's worth 20 minutes of any time :)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:07,
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was turned down because it didn't arrive on time, due to a mail delivery error.
I'm trying to figure out how I can selectively destroy the part of the internet that caused this...
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:30,
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I'm trying to figure out how I can selectively destroy the part of the internet that caused this...

not the conference people themselves...
unfortunately there's very little I can do to harm the internet
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:40,
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unfortunately there's very little I can do to harm the internet

edit: you know that a cat would win in a fight

are a punk band!
The lead singer was on tele doing this thing about being a conducter or summat..I can't remember what it was called.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:43,
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The lead singer was on tele doing this thing about being a conducter or summat..I can't remember what it was called.

you were very nice to my daughter on here the other day, which I appreciate. Thank you.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:26,
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I might be able to get an autograph for her. I know the bass players cousin...
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:30,
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she likes The Music... and Good Charlotte, god help us. Autograph would be good, she'd love that. Let me know if it happens, I'm around most days at this time.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:33,
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Im not on best terms with said cousin at the moment actually, but friends are :-)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:37,
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yesterday one of you said you saw everything from the internet twice...WHAT ABOUT THIS!!!!

stop me before I grammar check again. It's a disease, really.

its just some sad little 14 year old troll who cant get any attention off the people he lives around, so hes turned to the internet.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:27,
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hahahahahahaha so true..seen it too many times hahahahahahaha
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:29,
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eh? what's that?
speak for yourself KnitWit?
oh, right...
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:29,
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speak for yourself KnitWit?
oh, right...

its late here, and theres nothing better to do so...go sit on a pinecone.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:33,
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look.
The internet can do, what medical science never could. It can give spines to the spineless. I love the fact that you're so cocky when you know you cant come to any sort of physical harm, yet I bet you're the biggest pussy in your town in real life. Am I right? Do the bigger kids push you over and laugh at you? whats wrong? Did mommy never breastfeed you or something? Do you sit awake at night rocking back and forth and crying and masturbating?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:36,
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The internet can do, what medical science never could. It can give spines to the spineless. I love the fact that you're so cocky when you know you cant come to any sort of physical harm, yet I bet you're the biggest pussy in your town in real life. Am I right? Do the bigger kids push you over and laugh at you? whats wrong? Did mommy never breastfeed you or something? Do you sit awake at night rocking back and forth and crying and masturbating?

once and again i hear it over and over blah blah blah "im pseudosmart by saying the internet makes you brave but infact i myself fall into this catagory", face it all of you are nerds and i...this is just a hobby
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:39,
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Have you put two and two together yet and realised that your behavior pisses people off?
Most of the people here tune into the theme of what most of the people want and everyone gets along just fine. So why do you break the peace? What is it about annoying other people that is so appealing?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:44,
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Most of the people here tune into the theme of what most of the people want and everyone gets along just fine. So why do you break the peace? What is it about annoying other people that is so appealing?

He wants the attention.
as for me, well I just fucking love arguing with people.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:46,
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as for me, well I just fucking love arguing with people.

.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:53,
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oh, and for the record, the only people who run in the special olympics are blind people, therefore, not retarded.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:55,
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not just some fund raising sports event for spackers? Cos I've never seen any retarded people at the olympics.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 6:01,
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Do you sit awake at night rocking back and forth and crying and masturbating?
correct me if im wrong but isnt it like 5 there??? hmmm....makes me wonder if acting like a mod gets you off.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:40,
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correct me if im wrong but isnt it like 5 there??? hmmm....makes me wonder if acting like a mod gets you off.

I just LOVE dealing with attention seeking little cunts like yourself on a night to night basis.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:42,
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that is my new background!
and i thought goatse would never get old
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 5:23,
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and i thought goatse would never get old
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