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# Segway strikes again
(Idyll23, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 17:59, archived)
# argh.. try that again
(Idyll23, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 18:00, archived)
# And if you
look real close
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 18:14, archived)
# excellent
THAT'S A BEAUTY PENGUIN RIGHT THERE.. I'll give ya a penny.
(Idyll23, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 9:59, archived)
# Found one of these
in the park
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 17:50, archived)
# Dodgy looking character I
spotted when I were down't'shop
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 17:30, archived)
# Fantastic New Game Show Idea!
My immune sytem can beat up your immune system:
Two contestants are both exposed to the same common cold virus. If one gets sick, the other wins a fabulous prize (maybe a kangaroo). If they both get sick we bring out two new contestants and start again. If neither of them gets sick, we advance to round two: The Flu! This continues, with the diseases increasing in severity each round, until we get up to the black plague or cancer or something. The last man standing wins! Hooray! What do you think, is this a winner?
(thellama73, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 16:33, archived)
# Frank Zappa lives on!
Still on the subject of penguins (who is?)Whatever you do, don't eat the yellow snow!www.angelfire.com/film/yellowsnow/index.htm
(Bradz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 16:09, archived)
# My God
That is soooo good!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 17:39, archived)
# Penguin ax stylee!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 18:17, archived)
# GREAT
GOOGLY-MOOGLY!!!!!
(cold, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 19:05, archived)
# All
Zappa from the 70s onwards is cack.

(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 0:03, archived)
# ...
Ace animation, tho'.
(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:09, archived)
# I am quite concerned by this
The Forever Britney Network believes that she is the victim of a slur campaign and that she is being replaced by a fake. (via memepool)
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 15:48, archived)
# if this is true
may god bless us all
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 15:58, archived)
# fruitcake
"makes me even more suspicious that someone associated with her record company is evolved."
(Robocop, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 19:04, archived)
# okay guys n gals i need your help
i started making a flash movie but i need you guys to decide the ending so i can make more of it
www.btinternet.com/~rlw/purpleguy.html
(rik, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 15:20, archived)
# he should be
crushed by a frozen mint julep and/or turn a pale orange
(olaf, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 16:23, archived)
# a what??
??
(rik, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 16:24, archived)
# mint julep
2 oz. Bourbon
Dash of Simple Syrup
Mint

Muddle Mint leaves with Simple Syrup, add 1 oz. Bourbon, fill with crushed ice, add rest of Bourbon, Garnish with a Sprig of fresh mint.
(Shoehorn, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 17:36, archived)
# Carol Vordermann
should appear on the back seat, put a penguin in his ear and the rest of the movie should be a psychedelic journey made by one penguin into the ear of a laughing car driving purple purple man.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 17:00, archived)
# i like that idea
im gunna do it
(rik, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 18:24, archived)
# Agh!
Shit, that was loud!
(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 0:05, archived)
# Confrontation in the Arctic

Or is it some strange conspiracy...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 14:26, archived)
# ...
strange conspiracy!
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 14:28, archived)
# Suddenly
everything is explained...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 15:03, archived)
# aaah
i see!
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 15:14, archived)
# I know this is old, but it still makes me laugh...

Steven Hawking builds a robotic exo-skeleton!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 13:46, archived)
# found this:

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 13:26, archived)
# Nice
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 13:36, archived)
# pesky bears
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 13:37, archived)
# I really like this polar bear ...
hes so bad! its unbelievable
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 13:44, archived)
# A step
further...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 13:51, archived)
# Is that an unexploded
Oyster?
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:05, archived)
# Look. You CAN make it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:50, archived)
# If I can break free...
... from the Local People of Shrewsbury, can I bring my beard?
(StuffedAlienOnWheels, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:54, archived)
# you beard is most welcome
bring it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:55, archived)
# Woo! to Shrewsbury!
I lived there for a year or two, now in Telford!

Dunno what I did wrong....
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 2:29, archived)
# I've just started...
...to grow a beard. Have any of you lot got beards or any amusing beard-related stories?
(StuffedAlienOnWheels, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:38, archived)
# you could try the
National Association for the Promotion of Beards in Society.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:45, archived)
# I've heard rumours that Kylie Minogue has moved to Shrewsbury....
What do you think?

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 3:07, archived)
# Planet of the B3ta (via LouDogMD)


He says, "I'd like to know what he and that kitty are *really* up to. Albino or not, I don't trust those damn dirty apes."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:30, archived)
# B3ta Lunch Time Drink
2:30, Friday, in The Exmouth Arms, Exmouth Market, Farringdon. There is a map here. Come and say hello.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:19, archived)
# boo
cant make it friday, too busy at my desk...

meet up often?

(sorgboi, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:21, archived)
# you CAN make it
You have a doctors appointment.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:26, archived)
# Goddam it...
...I'm in Shrewsbury at the moment, working. Won't be back til Sat, might cry now. Have a drink for me!
(StuffedAlienOnWheels, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:37, archived)
# There should be a follow-up pint next week,
so i can come too!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 17:02, archived)
# Can't make it either...
Having a washing machine delivered.  And I live in Bristol - the train fare to London's too bloody expensive!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:57, archived)
# I also live in Bristol
I'm not having a washing machine delivered. It's too far. But then I have got the day off. Too far.
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 13:03, archived)
# Fancy a lunchtime drink?
Hey, we could have a rival lunchtime pint meeting thing.  Damn those elitist Londoners!
Any other Bristolians out there?
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 13:07, archived)
# bears. woo. sweet.
Give yourself a Bear hug. Lovely bear. Nice bear. And it's for a good cause.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:18, archived)
# like this one
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_470971.html
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 14:31, archived)
# Kitty steals bear...
... but albino gorilla adopts kitty

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:27, archived)
# And meerkat spotted..
stealing albino-gorilla-laden 18 wheeler

(sorgboi, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:45, archived)
# Absolutely
bloody genius. Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:48, archived)
# But meerkat trajectory...
programmed in imperial measures instead of metric resulting in horrible accident

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 11:07, archived)
# it's ok! the gorillas are fine!
(sorgboi, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 11:32, archived)
# I'm so glad
that kitty came back. It's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 11:49, archived)
# Waldernova
Do you like tales of rabbits, Porsches, guitars and ageing horses arses? see www.waldernova.supanet.com
(Collagen, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:14, archived)
# Calender
here maybe for the likes of Nacho.
OR did you actually make it Nach?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:14, archived)
# where?
?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:24, archived)
# har de har, I'm such a twat. I was too busy
eating buscuits to be functioning in a normal fashion. I meant to say here
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:27, archived)
# spot the rogue buscuit?


:)
(sorgboi, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 11:04, archived)
# where buscuits are concerned -
no time to spot anything - must eat...must eat...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 11:06, archived)
# what biscuits were they?
i understand your need.
(sorgboi, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 11:55, archived)
# human!
(CA13DL, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:58, archived)

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