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More celebrity-animal hybrid fun...

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:57, archived)

quality

absolute quality

(Rascal, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 11:27, archived)

awesome

just awesome

(tristan, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 18:19, archived)

Where's your head at?

Someone's been watching Basement Jaxx videos way too much 8o)

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 2:23, archived)

New Media, Schmoo media

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:49, archived)

I don't think that MSN

let you post images from their webspace. Bit like Geocities et al.
So no-one else will be able to see them...

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AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:03, archived)

I can see the b3ta max and i think

it kicks ass.

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pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:12, archived)

I see it

but I couldn't 10 minutes ago... maybe MSN have come over all nice and friendly...

(twelveways, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:12, archived)

ahhhh.

that's better.

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AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:12, archived)

Did you

have to fiddle with that, or did it just come through on its own andy?

(twelveways, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:13, archived)

Me?

I've not been fiddling... :)

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AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:15, archived)

Kerrrr

ching!

(twelveways, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:19, archived)

You know that Andyk,

he'll fiddle with pretty much anything...

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pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:16, archived)

Forgot to make it public when I first posted it

Duh! Sorted now anyhoo....

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:33, archived)

Bear steals penguin...

But kitty steals bear...

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:30, archived)

Excellent

very very good

(twelveways, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:31, archived)

that picture

is beautiful.... aaahhhh!

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pete, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:42, archived)

you just can't fight the beauty

of that picture.
No you can't.

right, that's it, I'll take you all on.
Outside now, the lot of you.

oh.
sorry. Just tried to go xmas shopping. It wasn't easy.

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pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:17, archived)

That pic...

...is the best thing EVER.

(StuffedAlienOnWheels, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:49, archived)

Errr

Don't think that site is for real......

(Slacker, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:17, archived)

...

youre not real

maybe youre a cyborg

(CA13DL, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:21, archived)

I really should get out more

durrrrrrrrrrrr

(Slacker, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:36, archived)

i do know how, im doing it right now

b3ta ate my balls

(CA13DL, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:16, archived)

OUCH!

that site hurt my eyes...

(twelveways, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:39, archived)

almost burnt my

crappy modem out looking at that

(Esteban, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:48, archived)

hey Rob...

How about a bit of Javascript to pick a random logo for the top of the page each time you reload? That way we get to see everybody's contribution...
Something like this should do it:
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript1.2">
pics = new Array();
pics[0] = "http://sideburns.8m.com/images/b3ta.gif";
pics[1] = "http://website.lineone.net/~toad777/b3t.jpg";
pics[2] = "http://website.lineone.net/~toad777/b3t1.jpg";
...
Document.write("<IMG SRC = '" + pics[Math.floor(Math.random() * no of pictures)] + "'>");
</SCRIPT>

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:48, archived)

ummm

Isn't that whats already happening?

it is on mine anyway...

(twelveways, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:54, archived)

or maybe not...

:o\

(twelveways, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:57, archived)

B3TA Chrimbo logo

(Stan Sideburns, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:32, archived)

yeah! I like that

you can't beat snow on a logo.
I used to design rubbish magazines where they made me do that by force.

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pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:23, archived)

Sick but funny website

Very Sick / Very Funny
From Chris Morris I believe

thesmokehammer.warprecords.com/

(northern monkey, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:32, archived)

It's not sick

and it's not funny. The man's lost it, I fear...

(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 0:12, archived)

anybody got...

... the original image of that kitty scampering in the green field?
I love that image.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:26, archived)

b3ta bear

(fatskier, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:21, archived)

crab meat. It's the chicken of the sea

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pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:05, archived)

I think you'll find that

this is chicken of the sea.

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AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:35, archived)

Is this the crab of the land then?

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Wifey, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:11, archived)

What does that mean?

If you put a chicken in the sea does it morph into a crab? Or if you put chicken eggs in the sea they hatch as crabs?

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Wifey, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:39, archived)

at 40mph

it could have been saved.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:57, archived)

is that a cat driving

that i can see in the mirror.
Poor wee fish.
Chips anyone?

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pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:01, archived)

One for the Rascal...

Didn't have enough of lunch hour left to do more to it though.

(Nacho, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:13, archived)

Quality

out standing quality

(Rascal, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:20, archived)

That's my mouth

and eyes on the monkey. Don't I have beautiful teeth?
(They're not really mine...)
And that's Aaron's hands on the monkey. Trot on, Basil, trot on. NOOOOO lunch is over.

(Nacho, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:21, archived)

Gas Mask quality

to the right animal

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rob, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:00, archived)

Is there a big version

of the lying down polar bear ?

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flibz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:06, archived)

nah, sorry

only got that version

(fatskier, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:39, archived)

Oh and I bet

youve already been here... www.polarbearworld.com

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flibz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 8:02, archived)

Thank you for the music

I read the board/site last Friday and wrote this about some of the things I read about there. So thanks.

homepage.mac.com/wbaltyn/analysis/thought/sophistry.html

(einekleine, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 7:03, archived)

Kevin Bacon is a sex god