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Segway strikes again

(Idyll23, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 17:59, archived)

argh.. try that again

(Idyll23, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 18:00, archived)

And if you

look real close

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flibz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 18:14, archived)

excellent

THAT'S A BEAUTY PENGUIN RIGHT THERE.. I'll give ya a penny.

(Idyll23, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 9:59, archived)

Found one of these

in the park

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flibz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 17:50, archived)

Dodgy looking character I

spotted when I were down't'shop

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flibz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 17:30, archived)

Fantastic New Game Show Idea!

My immune sytem can beat up your immune system:
Two contestants are both exposed to the same common cold virus. If one gets sick, the other wins a fabulous prize (maybe a kangaroo). If they both get sick we bring out two new contestants and start again. If neither of them gets sick, we advance to round two: The Flu! This continues, with the diseases increasing in severity each round, until we get up to the black plague or cancer or something. The last man standing wins! Hooray! What do you think, is this a winner?

(thellama73, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 16:33, archived)

Frank Zappa lives on!

Still on the subject of penguins (who is?)Whatever you do, don't eat the yellow snow!www.angelfire.com/film/yellowsnow/index.htm

(Bradz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 16:09, archived)

My God

That is soooo good!

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 17:39, archived)

Penguin ax stylee!

Woo!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 18:17, archived)

GREAT

GOOGLY-MOOGLY!!!!!

(cold, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 19:05, archived)

All

Zappa from the 70s onwards is cack.

(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 0:03, archived)

...

Ace animation, tho'.

(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 5:09, archived)

I am quite concerned by this

The Forever Britney Network believes that she is the victim of a slur campaign and that she is being replaced by a fake. (via memepool)

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AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 15:48, archived)

if this is true

may god bless us all

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 15:58, archived)

fruitcake

"makes me even more suspicious that someone associated with her record company is evolved."

(Robocop, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 19:04, archived)

okay guys n gals i need your help

i started making a flash movie but i need you guys to decide the ending so i can make more of it
www.btinternet.com/~rlw/purpleguy.html

(rik, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 15:20, archived)

he should be

crushed by a frozen mint julep and/or turn a pale orange

(olaf, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 16:23, archived)

a what??

(rik, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 16:24, archived)

mint julep

2 oz. Bourbon
Dash of Simple Syrup
Mint

Muddle Mint leaves with Simple Syrup, add 1 oz. Bourbon, fill with crushed ice, add rest of Bourbon, Garnish with a Sprig of fresh mint.

(Shoehorn, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 17:36, archived)

Carol Vordermann

should appear on the back seat, put a penguin in his ear and the rest of the movie should be a psychedelic journey made by one penguin into the ear of a laughing car driving purple purple man.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 17:00, archived)

i like that idea

im gunna do it

(rik, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 18:24, archived)

Agh!

Shit, that was loud!

(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 0:05, archived)

Confrontation in the Arctic

Or is it some strange conspiracy...

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flibz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 14:26, archived)

...

strange conspiracy!

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 14:28, archived)

Suddenly

everything is explained...

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flibz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 15:03, archived)

aaah

i see!

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 15:14, archived)

I know this is old, but it still makes me laugh...

Steven Hawking builds a robotic exo-skeleton!

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 13:46, archived)

found this:

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 13:26, archived)

Nice

hehehe

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 13:36, archived)

pesky bears

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AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 13:37, archived)

I really like this polar bear ...

hes so bad! its unbelievable

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 13:44, archived)

A step

further...

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flibz, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 13:51, archived)

Is that an unexploded

Oyster?

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chimpy, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 4:05, archived)

Look. You CAN make it.

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rob, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:50, archived)

If I can break free...

... from the Local People of Shrewsbury, can I bring my beard?

(StuffedAlienOnWheels, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:54, archived)

you beard is most welcome

bring it.

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rob, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:55, archived)

Woo! to Shrewsbury!

I lived there for a year or two, now in Telford!

Dunno what I did wrong....

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 2:29, archived)

I've just started...

...to grow a beard. Have any of you lot got beards or any amusing beard-related stories?

(StuffedAlienOnWheels, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:38, archived)

you could try the

National Association for the Promotion of Beards in Society.

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AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:45, archived)

I've heard rumours that Kylie Minogue has moved to Shrewsbury....

What do you think?

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 14 Dec 2001, 3:07, archived)

Planet of the B3ta (via LouDogMD)

He says, "I'd like to know what he and that kitty are *really* up to. Albino or not, I don't trust those damn dirty apes."

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rob, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:30, archived)

B3ta Lunch Time Drink

2:30, Friday, in The Exmouth Arms, Exmouth Market, Farringdon. There is a map here. Come and say hello.

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rob, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:19, archived)

boo

cant make it friday, too busy at my desk...

meet up often?

(sorgboi, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:21, archived)

you CAN make it

You have a doctors appointment.

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rob, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:26, archived)

Goddam it...

...I'm in Shrewsbury at the moment, working. Won't be back til Sat, might cry now. Have a drink for me!

(StuffedAlienOnWheels, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:37, archived)

There should be a follow-up pint next week,

so i can come too!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 17:02, archived)

Can't make it either...

Having a washing machine delivered. And I live in Bristol - the train fare to London's too bloody expensive!

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:57, archived)

I also live in Bristol

I'm not having a washing machine delivered. It's too far. But then I have got the day off. Too far.

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blah, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 13:03, archived)

Fancy a lunchtime drink?

Hey, we could have a rival lunchtime pint meeting thing. Damn those elitist Londoners!
Any other Bristolians out there?

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 13:07, archived)

bears. woo. sweet.

Give yourself a Bear hug. Lovely bear. Nice bear. And it's for a good cause.

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AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 12:18, archived)

like this one

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_470971.html

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AndyK, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 14:31, archived)

Kitty steals bear...

... but albino gorilla adopts kitty

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:27, archived)

And meerkat spotted..

stealing albino-gorilla-laden 18 wheeler

(sorgboi, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:45, archived)

Absolutely

bloody genius. Superb.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:48, archived)

But meerkat trajectory...

programmed in imperial measures instead of metric resulting in horrible accident

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 11:07, archived)

it's ok! the gorillas are fine!

(sorgboi, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 11:32, archived)

I'm so glad

that kitty came back. It's lovely.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 11:49, archived)

Waldernova

Do you like tales of rabbits, Porsches, guitars and ageing horses arses? see www.waldernova.supanet.com

(Collagen, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:14, archived)

Calender

here maybe for the likes of Nacho.
OR did you actually make it Nach?

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pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:14, archived)

where?

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PeterSeychelles, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:24, archived)

har de har, I'm such a twat. I was too busy

eating buscuits to be functioning in a normal fashion. I meant to say here

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pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 10:27, archived)

spot the rogue buscuit?

(sorgboi, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 11:04, archived)

where buscuits are concerned -

no time to spot anything - must eat...must eat...

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pep, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 11:06, archived)

what biscuits were they?

i understand your need.

(sorgboi, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 11:55, archived)

human!

(CA13DL, Thu 13 Dec 2001, 9:58, archived)

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