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how the feck do i upload my feckin' picture then??

(jules, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 6:57, archived)

Doh

read the guide. The link is further down the page...

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Wifey, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 7:00, archived)

here, in fact

http://b3ta.com/features/faq/ - the legendary handy guide.

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rob, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 7:25, archived)

How ?

Ok, so my picture only seemed to work on my computer at college, i tried otehr peoples and it didnt show up. How do i make it work?

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 17 Dec 2001, 6:56, archived)

I did it by

joining an MSN community, one of the open ones, not a private one, News is good. open up a photo album and upload from there, they dont let you do big piccies tho. :o(

(twelveways, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 7:02, archived)

Yippee!

Sorted now magog!

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Wifey, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 7:05, archived)

Geocities

is evil. We hate it, and it hates us.

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Wifey, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 7:03, archived)

My First Photoshop Experience

Ive never posted here before, but now i have. Yay me, i feel so special.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 17 Dec 2001, 6:49, archived)

unfortunately

that'll not work as it's on Geocities. They won't let you post images from their servers to other places.

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AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 6:53, archived)

Cheers

Ok cheers, now i know why. It works on my machine though.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 17 Dec 2001, 8:04, archived)

It will do

as it's in your cache already. But no-one else will be able to get to it.

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AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 8:13, archived)

New Satirical website from Chris Morris (of C4's Brass Eye)

Have a look at www.thesmokehammer.com/
I'm sure you'll agree that it is a very funny website!

(Frankie, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 6:32, archived)

Frankie

it's not a very funny website. The man's lost it.

(Ernest Thesiger, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 9:56, archived)

Awww bless.

(twelveways, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 6:29, archived)

Heil

(twelveways, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 6:19, archived)

anyone

around tott ct rd area? apparently super furry animals are in the street outside their tourbus getting legless on champagne

(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 6:05, archived)

i was there on saturday

if that helps?

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hal9000 sme, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 6:08, archived)

oooh i am

i wonder if theyre still there, are you sure it wasnt just a bunch of well heeled tramps getting in the festive spirit.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 6:59, archived)

is it..etc etc

NO! its a slightly cheeky 2000 year old monothesistic deity

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wangolini, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 5:59, archived)

I am impressed

by the wink, I think everything should wink saucily at me. The world would be a much better place to live in...
I want you all to turn to the person to your left and give them a big fat saucy wink and watch their faces light up.

(twelveways, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 6:04, archived)

least we forget

winkingjesus.com

(Esteban, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 6:08, archived)

To my left is a telephone and

a copy of Visio2000. I've tried winking at them - and my world hasn't improved. What next?

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rob, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 6:13, archived)

You could try

giving them a reassuring stroke and a few words of gentle encouragement.

(twelveways, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 6:16, archived)

Would winking at pep

help at all?

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Wifey, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 7:14, archived)

She's not looking at me

I could wink, flick the v's or even stick my tongue out and nothing would happen at all.

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rob, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 7:24, archived)

Try

flicking bogeys

(twelveways, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 7:29, archived)

Or get

one of those catapult watches.

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Wifey, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 8:23, archived)

It grills on both sides

and it's healthy too as the fat is channelled away from the food.

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AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 5:57, archived)

get on with your work, Kelk!

now!

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 6:02, archived)

I am working!

I'm just waiting for something to finish running that's all.
Anyway, what's it to you, Thorpe?

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AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 6:04, archived)

I'd like that

on ciabatta, with salad please.

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crab_bloke), Mon 17 Dec 2001, 6:20, archived)

salad and chilli sauce, sir?

refreshing glass of red wine?
maybe some sherbert?
or an m&m.

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AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 6:21, archived)

If you're not careful...

I'll get my bulldog, Craig, to bite you.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 6:32, archived)

make up your own

headlines.
http://www.unsupportedheadlines.org/index.html

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AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 4:54, archived)

Legless Cheggers Made Me Preggers

"TV's Keith Chegwin told me that he loved me", says 36DD Linda Leyton, "but he was drunk - and now I'm pregnant with his love-child."

(my entry)

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rob, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 5:06, archived)

My favourite real headline is probably

one that I saw in the Manchester Evening News about the police complaining to Manchester City that their kit was bright yellow and so they looked like police officers.
It was:
"Boys in Blue see Red over Blues' Yellow"

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AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 5:24, archived)

classic

can you get a scan of it ?

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hal9000 sme, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 5:28, archived)

unfortunately I never kept hold of it

Maybe a friendly archivist at the MEN is a regular on the board.

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AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 5:45, archived)

I like...

"Super Cally go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious" - When Caledonian Thistle knocked Celtic out of the Scottish cup a few years ago. 'Genius' as Johnny Vaughan said.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 7:18, archived)

Edmonds in Redmond knocker shocker

Richard Branson lookalike, Noel Edmonds, was yesterday accused of groping Brookside creator Phil Redmond’s man breasts.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 5:40, archived)

Toe-pal eclipse of the Hart

Tony Hart and his chiropodist visit north devon to watch the eclipse but realise they are two years too late.

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AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 5:43, archived)

Did someone already post this?

I love playing air hockey. Surely the best arcade game ever invented? Online Air Hockey.

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AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 4:34, archived)

..How can I help save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octapus?

Endangered Tree Octapus News

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hal9000 sme, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 4:21, archived)

building more spitfires

(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 4:24, archived)

i'd like to know how

that would work ?

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hal9000 sme, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 5:47, archived)

These little buggers

can walk on water...

(Esteban, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 3:51, archived)

HOW DO I POST PICTURES?????

HOW DO I POST PICTURES?????

(AW Productions (UK), Mon 17 Dec 2001, 1:39, archived)

Go here.

And read.
http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq/

(Stan Sideburns, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 2:41, archived)

its a

handy guide

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pep, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 3:42, archived)

As handy as handy can be

I read it every week. Three times.

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AndyK, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 3:47, archived)

Cats

Hello, this is my cat.

(AW Productions (UK), Mon 17 Dec 2001, 1:38, archived)

Dogs

Hello, this is my dog.

(Esteban, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 3:52, archived)

Aura

Hello, this is my aura.

(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 4:22, archived)

chewbacca's

hello this is my chewbacca

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hal9000 sme, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 4:24, archived)

(note)

i've almost got him to do that 15 degrees thing... just a few more weeks training

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hal9000 sme, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 4:27, archived)

he looks so much better

after the daytime tv makeover

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 5:15, archived)

(note)

what impact does tilting 15 degrees in the opposite direction (like this) achieve? is it a left/right thing?

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 5:18, archived)

nice

that blonde look definatly works for him..as for the 15 degrees thing i'm not really sure i hope it doesnt matter as i've spend weeks allready t get him that far :)

maybe we need a faq section which includes the 15 degrees thing?

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hal9000 sme, Mon 17 Dec 2001, 5:24, archived)

I'm all Christed out for now...

Jesus Vs. the Internet Fads!