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# spot the copyright infringements compy
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 10:57, archived)
# Prehaps I have sex on the brain
But are they up to naughty things there?
(Harry_beef, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 3:29, archived)
# maybe - but they love it.
.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 3:46, archived)
# time machine
mental

www.home.inreach.com/dov/tt.htm
(bastardizor, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 10:25, archived)
# a schematic of
a time machine.



Im gonna try and build one...
(bastardizor, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 10:26, archived)
# Don't forget
You'll need a hammer to assemble it.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 10:41, archived)
# And don't even bother trying it without...

Your Atlantean Meditation Hat

get yours here www.n-ncompany.com/helmet_photo.htm
(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 11:05, archived)
# rubbing plate?
what is a rubbing plate?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 11:19, archived)
# i think its
got something to do with the 'witness light'
(bastardizor, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 11:25, archived)
# is that a Jehova Witness thing?
do you need a copy of the Watchtower to get it going?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 12:40, archived)
# As said in the Simpsons...
"Magnets. Always with the magnets...."

( principal skinner has proposed a new detention center at school where children are fastened to walls by giant magnets)
(the_one_true_fish, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 12:26, archived)
# Time Coils
I've followed the details, but went to B&Q to get the 'Time Coils' but they're Out of Stock. Anybody got any ideas. Pig's tails ?
(SiW, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 12:13, archived)
# But is it ART?
Can you tell what it is yet? More crap like this at Atlicks
(MattyA, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 9:07, archived)
# Surely Ghosts can cheat
at Twister?
Being able to pass through each other and all...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 9:12, archived)
# Don't be silly
You would have though ghosts cheat, but its a little known fact that ghosts take twister very seriously, and rarely cheat, with good reason. If they did, a game would last eternity...
(MattyA, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 9:21, archived)
# i like this one best
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 9:18, archived)
# indeed
A good choice!
(MattyA, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 9:23, archived)
# is he made of chocolate?
have any of you been to explodingdog.com?
I like that site. (no, there's no exploding dogs on it by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 12:41, archived)
# ex.dog
ooooh. I'm looking forward to getting my new t-shirt from Exploding Dog. In fact I am wearing another Ex.Dog one right now. hurray.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 9:00, archived)
# erotic fruit and veg
Found this while looking for a nice recipe for apple crumble...
www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Speedway/1388/fruit/
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 9:04, archived)
# good god
that's rude. I don't think vegetables have ever embarrased me so much in the orafice. I mean office.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 12:43, archived)
# Gay Jaguar


Isn't he lovely? Does anyone else have any gay predators?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 10 Oct 2001, 8:42, archived)
# ooh, send me down that gay predator alley
...but just not yet, no time for scanning till later!!
But I do have a gay jaguar painter, a very gay disco snake and does my bum look big against this tree bear
(Nacho, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 8:56, archived)
# glad you like it
hooray. i like this game. it's fun.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 10 Oct 2001, 10:10, archived)
# bare bear
(Nacho, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 8:58, archived)
# You don't want to
enter 'gay predator' into images.google.com and press the 'I'm feeling lucky' button if you have the Mature Filter off.

Or maybe you do.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 9:13, archived)
# camp panda
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 10:24, archived)
# Here's a gay Predator(tm)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 10:55, archived)
# an underwater gay predator


Good work chthonic
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 11:10, archived)
# Bit obscure

It's a Predator UAV.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 11 Oct 2001, 9:09, archived)
# as mentioned earlier
Ron Mael has the best stare in pop... and a hitler tache to boot.


(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 8:31, archived)
# That's terrific
He was properly bonkers. I feel all inspired to do some stern looks. I'm off to make an extra nice cup of tea to celebrate.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 9:25, archived)
# was?
they're still going... and still mighty good.
Never written anything as good as 'funny face' or 'here in heaven' again though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 9:36, archived)
# Better
Do they have a range of action figures? with interchangable bodies and stuff. So that you could give Ron tank tracks for legs and blenders for hands... that would be great. That's what I want for Christmas.

or am I going to have to drink loads more Capri Suns.
I'm on Calaypso and Mr Juicy right now and they have those little bendy straws.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 10:52, archived)
# i so wish
they did. Ron could have the action man eagle eye stare function.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 10:59, archived)
# Is this the sort of thing you meant?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 11:26, archived)
# that's fantastic
..and still he doesn't break the Ron stare.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 11:32, archived)
# Oh yes that's pretty much it
It makes such good sense doesn't it, battling70's pop star action figures. Now who would his nemesis be? I know I've got a few ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 11:44, archived)
# Bert is evil explanation
fascinating story
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 10 Oct 2001, 7:58, archived)
# how proud must the
person who came up with the bert is evil site be to see things like that?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 8:12, archived)
# Tied the knot
I Married A Droight Cat



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(Rascal, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 7:24, archived)
# aha....
Rascal, go to the photoshop this competition page, link is on the home page. By the way, you look like an orange!
(Nacho, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 7:43, archived)
# david copperfields'
parents, i presume.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 8:02, archived)
# that is the best blinking
orange i have ever seen.
Top.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 12:45, archived)
# I was looking for milk bottles
when I found this


(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 7:05, archived)
# For you, Peter
(Nacho, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 7:30, archived)
# i imagine
they genetically breed them for plesure at the labs.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 8:13, archived)
# It looks like the kind of
pussy you would find working at a massage parlour....not that I'd know or anything...
(Nacho, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 8:47, archived)
# bless
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 6:36, archived)
# you'd probably need two of those
if one wasn't going to feel left out
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 6:51, archived)
# Monkeon,
did you check out the site it came from?
(Nacho, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 7:09, archived)
# just have done..
apparently, they have a museum in blackpool of all that. I particulaly like hamster that lives in the sofa. Rather like the film 'the people under the stairs' in many ways.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 7:58, archived)
# Museum?
That'll probably be Ripley's, as seen on Bravo, it's a good freakshow in there!
(the_one_true_fish, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 12:15, archived)
# You guys seen this yet?
howmanywouldittake.com
It's like hotornot but with beer, good way to pass the day if you've got nothing better to do...
(I helped save b3ta! randomisgood, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 6:29, archived)
# ah!
http://www.ferretferret.com/foto/alb1-14.html
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 6:26, archived)
# Looking at the names given to those ferrets
reminds me of going to the cat rescue place - there were two posh kittens called ricotta and rattafia.

We liked the two called Regan and Carter better tho'
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 6:54, archived)
# What about those Fat blokes on telly last night
The biggest one liked a nice pot of tea or three and 7 custard slices, and a sit down.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 6:13, archived)
# Yeah, what about that jack guy?
WTF was goin on with his hair?
(I helped save b3ta! randomisgood, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 6:25, archived)
# A whole new meaning to the term Siamese Cat
(Nacho, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 6:10, archived)
# meow
(Nacho, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 6:12, archived)
# Is this funny?
http://www.anawesomedick.com/

is it?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 4:50, archived)
# It's certainly clever.
Testicular cancer is always worth a laugh, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 5:02, archived)
# hmmm
hilarious...(no)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 5:27, archived)
# "its erotic and
pets love it"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 4:33, archived)
# its a family site....
shhhurely this is more commonly known as the orgasmatron.....
(nic*, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 4:38, archived)
# yeah... i always run from the people
demostrating them in Camden Market.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 4:49, archived)
# Ooh - saw one of those
on carfreeday. Bunch of people were giving free head massages.

You could make one yourself from a bunch of copper wire (and a small aubergine)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 5:14, archived)
# And a hammer
Surely.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 5:26, archived)
# Oh of course
that goes without saying.
Standard issue equipment that.

Hmm searching for 'Buck and Ryan', the fab toolshop around the corner from work, reveals a totally different sort of tool altogether www.ryanbuck.com
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 6:00, archived)
# that looks like someones
trying to wisk her head. And make a fluffy merangue.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 5:26, archived)
# hooray!
they're useful
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_419753.html
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 4:07, archived)
# Starfish may provide superbug treatment
would that be a rusty starfish then?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 10 Oct 2001, 5:30, archived)
# Prime suspect

I must add - i didnt do this it was sent to me today.
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 3:34, archived)
# I always thought
tinky-winky was abit suspicious. And what does dipsy hide under his hat??
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 4:14, archived)
# fuck off osama!!!!!
dedicated all american's friends
iCaRo(Spain)
(iCaRo, Tue 9 Oct 2001, 18:52, archived)
# have you done
something with his eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Oct 2001, 4:35, archived)

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