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Aww...

Looks like Sheriff John found himself a friend.

(OtaKuno, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:05, archived)

they look

great together. I am jealous.

(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:22, archived)

sweetie - don't be fooled

he's using them to get to you. She's trying to make you jealous - don't you SEE?

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pep, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:33, archived)

I am hurt

why would she behave like this? Does she want me or him - I just want to know where I stand. I am confused.

(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:36, archived)

she wants you

look at her - she's desperate for you. Find her - tell her how you feel.

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pep, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:38, archived)

I don't know

last time I tracked her down she told me to go, walk out the door, don't turn around now, your not welcome any more.

(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:41, archived)

She belongs with John

Hey, weren't you the one that tried to break her with desire? What, did you think she'd crumble? Just lay down and DIE??

(OtaKuno, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 7:20, archived)

is this marylin manson?

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pep, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:54, archived)

in a non PR way, like "me and my mates do this."

I've just released some manky old software I wrote 5 years ago for my PhD.
It's a sort of splattery sketching program that only works on a Mac (and requires a drawing tablet).

I announce it here purely because
a) I am vain
b) Most people here would get something out of it and are likely to have drawing tablets, no?
c) You folks deserve some input from me that isn't stupid pictures.

Enjoy, if you can.
SplatterDraw v1.0.7

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chthonic, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:43, archived)

macs! woo!

I am on a mac, but sadly the drawing tablet is at home, and i am not.
I will have a go at the weekend when the GODDAMN PEOPLE FINALLY come round and fix the web connection properly.
And anyway - we LIKE your pictures.
:)

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pep, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:49, archived)

macs! too!

Excellent. I don't get to use my mac as much as I'd like... tablet is now attached to one of my work PCs :(

You'd probably like the even mankier SoundShapes as well then.
(again this works better on older macs, mostly because my programming skills 6 years ago were 'interesting')

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chthonic, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:17, archived)

eek! You made my mouse go wierd!

and i need a microphone (and two turntables would be nice... two turn tables and a mac at home).. umm... yes.
Don't you make pictures of tall buildings now tho'? What was your phd in?

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pep, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:40, archived)

You can use the internal CD player

as well - works really well with that.

PhD was in supporting architectural sketch design on computers. Pretty useful to today's job market.

Now I work for this lot doing stuff with buildings.

Buildings are great - they sit nice and still when you take photos of them.

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chthonic, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 8:06, archived)

Archbishop of Canterbury

In a tree

(Danfish Again, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:36, archived)

spin the chihuahua's head game

woo

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crab_bloke), Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:33, archived)

the happy couple

(slymove, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:32, archived)

Look at their smiles!

"Waldo-ized for your pleasure."

(OtaKuno, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:34, archived)

Another Mystery Solved

Ever wonder what finally happened to that happy prom couple?

(OtaKuno, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:31, archived)

Hatt-penguin

Personally, I don't think he looks too happy in that hat.

(OtaKuno, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:23, archived)

he looks so good in that hat

bless

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pep, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 6:32, archived)

Mel And Sue in A Tree

That Zany Comedy Duo are at it again - this time in a tree!

(Danfish Again, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:20, archived)

how will they get a cooker

up there? FOOLS!

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pep, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:21, archived)

gillian anderson near to a tree

You'd never catch Gillian Anderson *up* a tree. see?

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AndyK, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:26, archived)

Foiled Again

Well, Geocities is the only free server I have at the moment, so I guess I'm screwed. Oh well.

(OtaKuno, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:01, archived)

tripod.co.uk

is free and you can link.
You can't from tripod.com for some reason.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:09, archived)

you can use photoisland...

for images. They are not *too* slow. But you need to make sure that when you upload an image, you go to the large view of it and on the left hand side is a link to "Link for auction". That way the link stays live for 3 months. Otherwise they time out your picture after about 10 minutes... Any link starting with atlantic.photoisland.com is liable to die quite quickly.

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AndyK, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:10, archived)

that seems

awfuly complicated.

On a completely different thread...

I think this woman is nice, I think we should photoshop her.

(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:15, archived)

she is gorgeous...

is she your girlfriend?

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pep, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:20, archived)

she is lovely

I wish she was my girlf, but no - she is taken. May be we could all photoshop ourselves into the picture so that it looks like she is our girlf.

(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:23, archived)

that would be nice... there's also this

which could maybe do with some Photoshop JUSTICE..

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pep, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:26, archived)

i've done this to it

It *IS* the same image. I am just very good at photoshop...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:32, archived)

smile you miserable bugger

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AndyK, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:35, archived)

he actually looks better

like that

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pep, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:39, archived)

isn't she lovely, isn't she wonderful

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AndyK, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:24, archived)

look

me and MY girlfriend.

I am a docter - I work the late shift.

(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:37, archived)

ah. but. the joke is on you...

as you realise that your girlfriend is actually me in a dress. And not just me now, no, not at all - me 6 years ago. hah!

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AndyK, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:45, archived)

aaaaaarrggghhhhhhhh

whhhyyyyyy? Life is a cruel game.

(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 5:48, archived)

HI!

I'm Sheriff John Bunnell.

http://uk.geocities.com/johnbunnelluk/

(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 4:18, archived)

geocities doesn't work

they check the refers to the images.

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rob, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 4:28, archived)

.. and since being sacked

I've become a stripping Clinton impersonator.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 4:47, archived)

Fly, kitty, fly!

Not quite the coffee chokingly funny image that popped into my head originally. If someone with more patient Photoshop skills could shove a lit firework up this kitty's rear, I'd be most appreciative.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 4:13, archived)

best i could do at short notice...

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AndyK, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 4:48, archived)

Genius, dude.

That's made my day.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 4:56, archived)

or this...

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AndyK, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 4:56, archived)

Bert is evil

BBC finally catch up...

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randomisgood, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 4:03, archived)

audio justice

is this yours, btw?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 4:02, archived)

(consumer confidence, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 3:59, archived)

is it

danbert nobacon?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 4:00, archived)

who gives a shit?

this is from the same IP address as the audiotwat stuff.

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rob, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 4:09, archived)

i hope this is a parody.

I know that fairly established acts do teaser sites - because they know people WILL click back.
This just reminds me of something that a Graham Fellows (John Shuttleworth, Brian Appleton) character might do.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 4:13, archived)

is it

john lesley? Go on, I give up.

(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 4:17, archived)

like john in 'Scavengers'

Audio Justice have to battle with adversity in order to get their message out to the proles.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 4:19, archived)

what is

Audio justice? Is it a method used by police when dealing with the blind?

(Esteban, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 4:23, archived)

Forget the link

Hey I posted both but it is a genuine question, got nuthin to do with Audio Justice. Does anyone know who this is, the sites been dormant for 6 months thought someone might have an idea what its all about as I have seen stickers everwhere. Like that "Who Is Dave Mattews" shit.

(Danfish Again, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 4:25, archived)

hmmm

Domain Name.......... remittanceman.net
Creation Date........ 2001-04-17
Registration Date.... 2001-04-17
Expiry Date.......... 2002-04-17
Organisation Name.... The Remittance Man
Organisation Address. Remittance Mans Street
Organisation Address.
Organisation Address. Remittance Mans City
Organisation Address. REM 1TT
Organisation Address. REMITTANCE
Organisation Address. UNITED KINGDOM

Admin Name........... The Remittance Man
Admin Address........ Remittance Mans House
Admin Address........
Admin Address........ All Cities
Admin Address........ REM 1TT
Admin Address........ REMITTANCE
Admin Address........ UNITED KINGDOM
Admin Email.......... [email protected]
Admin Phone.......... 01010101
Admin Fax............

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rob, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 4:30, archived)

Dave Matthews

is an at-best mediocre singer / songwriter.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 4:46, archived)

monacle

Looking at the net - it was rumoured to be Noel Gallhager's side project's name - but from this:

www.thisiscollecting.com/characterboards/jamesbondmessages/31.html

www.nme.com/MessageBoard/BBMessageChildren/1,2407,37_18-29374-0,00.html

fp.thewafer.f9.co.uk/messagebored/1/_articles/00000011.htm

I assume it's the work of a domain squatter with too much time.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Oct 2001, 4:56, archived)

Well sod it then

If thats all it is I shant bother trying to find out anymore. Moving on..... stefi graf in a tree