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I know, I know...

Unoriginal, uninspired etc. Couldn't resist though...

Hidden Alt Tag says: you smell of donkey urine!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:41, archived)

I can see my house from here

???????????

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Hugo Rune, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:43, archived)

read them Lumpbucket, don't worry.

(twelveways, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:46, archived)

sorry

must apologise. went down the boozer at lunch and drinked too musch

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Hugo Rune, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:48, archived)

Awww!

Thanks magog, you're a real pal :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:49, archived)

sorry, Magog, I forgot to reply to you

Don't drink lots of champagne, but do drink lots of vodka when I can afford it.
Think Peter Stringfellow is a mullet-haired munt, but I don't wish him any harm.
Never say "fackin roight innit" at the end of sentences as far as I'm aware, but do say "Well," at the beginning of almost every sentence. Bad habit that I can't break.

(Nacho, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:58, archived)

Have you

finished work now Nacho?

(twelveways, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 11:04, archived)

no,

finish at 5.30 but getting a lift home tonight - yay!

(Nacho, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 11:09, archived)

Bah

I gotta walk... nevrmind, It makes up for all the exercise I dont do,

(twelveways, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 11:13, archived)

or this?

my brain thinks its friday
moo im a cow

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Hugo Rune, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:41, archived)

Rex got drunk last night

It's his own fault, he shouldn't have been sat in a tea-cup

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:53, archived)

I want to hire rex for a party

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:30, archived)

but not this guy...

I give birth tonight to a toy ernie & bert doll

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:38, archived)

Hmmm...

Lots of pictures of people holding things to their left.

Someone should do a pic of Rex, holding jamie oliver, balancing that blind bloke with the box of polar bears. That would make me go "Woo!" for sure....

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 11:17, archived)

Quick one

(Mr Kipling, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:46, archived)

I want to be able to add sound

effects to pictures
i really really hate babys and kittens? dont get me fookin started

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Hugo Rune, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:22, archived)

You're a sick man...

...keep it up.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:26, archived)

If my photoshop skills

were any better then I would have exploded its head :)

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Hugo Rune, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:28, archived)

You make me sick ya c@nt
:-)

(MadMich, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:29, archived)

larious!

(bluemerle, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:40, archived)

Southern Yellow-krilled Hornbill

rare.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:10, archived)

this may be a n old site...

but ive only just seen it.

could someone tell me whether this is real or not.

We don't work with dangerous psychopaths...really.com

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:08, archived)

ooh blimey. don't get Rob started on that

...

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:09, archived)

yep. I went on about this rather too much

in the other place.

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rob, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:26, archived)

The Other Place?

are you from the twilight zone?

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Stella_R_Twa, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:30, archived)

I was trying to be mysterious ...

... I was referring to the tsluts mailing list. it's what came before b3ta, gave b3ta it's first breath of life, neerly died, but some how still lives on.

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rob, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:38, archived)

so...

is it real, i refuse to believe it, but part of me knows people like this exist... everywhere.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:57, archived)

I just got this on DVD

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:03, archived)

Oh God No

The Grand Old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up to the top of the Krill
And he marched them down again

I'm really sorry about that.

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crab_bloke), Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:02, archived)

That's one of George's

favourite songs. I shall now teach him to sing it correctly.
Thank-you.

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Wifey, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:06, archived)

Hoorah

It's a very warm feeling to contribute to the education of the small.

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crab_bloke), Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:10, archived)

Another Bond movie....

Liv and let Di

I'll get me coat...

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:00, archived)

Heh

pure Genius

(twelveways, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:07, archived)

Yay!

Just the kind of twisted pun-tastic inspiration that gets me through the day!

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:11, archived)

so many

good bits. I like...

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:12, archived)

Krill

Of your dreams?

(bluemerle, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:43, archived)

Would a plastic one...

..be made of akrillic?

just a thought... no time to photoshop!

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:00, archived)

what a great game

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 9:48, archived)

I've

got that game - it is OK.

(Esteban, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 9:50, archived)

kriller bee

silly

(Esteban, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 9:48, archived)

davros

What's your favourite biscuit?
Do you have any pets?
Have you ever been stalked?
What would you do if you won the lottery?

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lizard, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 9:46, archived)

I use Krillo Cream for my hair

And Crab Bloke thought his was shite!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 9:39, archived)

Oh god this is crap

but I've just upgraded to a cordless power krill

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crab_bloke), Tue 15 Jan 2002, 9:31, archived)

dance

(Esteban, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 9:24, archived)

Just picked up a box of these

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crab_bloke), Tue 15 Jan 2002, 9:22, archived)

um...

a pair of krilly knickers?

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 9:26, archived)

sorry.

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 9:27, archived)

coffee

on ketdoard - thinc it is brokn

(Esteban, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 9:29, archived)

Don't make me give you lines

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rob, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 9:29, archived)

fantastic

i want some (not for me you understand, errr... no, definitely not for me)

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crab_bloke), Tue 15 Jan 2002, 9:35, archived)

That's great!

I want some too

(Nacho, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:10, archived)

They are

just £10 a pair. A snip, I think you'll agree, Ms Nach.

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:14, archived)

I'd say they're worth at least £9.99

are you going drinking tonight?

(Nacho, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:32, archived)

they are worth a fortune

to a whale.
I might go for a quick mineral water tonight. Not feeling 100% so I want to get to bed...

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:34, archived)

aah

well I hope you get better soon.
Have a phlemsip.

(Nacho, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:40, archived)

I intend to

I will be tucked up in bed by 8 I hope...

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AndyK, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:41, archived)

I wanna stay up

and watch people have sex change operations

(Nacho, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:46, archived)

on tv that is...

and that was tv as in television not trannie

(Nacho, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:52, archived)

Aaah

the old strapadicktome operation...
Sorry...

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Wifey, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 10:53, archived)

I want one of these

the full set of pics can be found here

www.toymania.com/columns/spotlight/victoria.shtml

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 9:14, archived)

I used to have a blow up Playboy doll

But she went down on me

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 9:17, archived)

a little late

but I've gotten around to making a misheard lyric...

here

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 8:55, archived)

Very funny

clap clap clap clap clap...

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 8:58, archived)

most amusing

a resounding round of large clapping and merriment

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 9:02, archived)

marvelous

Brill!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 15 Jan 2002, 9:08, archived)

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