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# I wish.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 8:02, archived)
[challenge entry] baby food
rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:59, archived)
# It's Photoshop Phriday
Over on Something Awful.

Some of them are particularly amusing.
(SparkyLove, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:59, archived)
# hilarious
thank you
(que, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 8:38, archived)
# Windows tolerance settings
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:52, archived)
# an oldie but a goodie
Ten Things men know for sure about women.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. They have breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:50, archived)
# I've got his autograph
as well, but its annoying because if I want to show anyone I have to get out this whole great big table...

Aaaargh! Skybaby is still scaring me!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:47, archived)
# Or at least I used to
but then I sold the table to some guy from cambridge, who said he wanted it for his hair or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 8:06, archived)
# In furtherance to Anne Frank
Could someone mock up Schindler's List with the text:

1) Save Jews.
(milk_explosion, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:41, archived)
# I used to work in an office
and the lift was made by a company called Schindler
(Nacho, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:48, archived)
# i too have observed this in office lifts
and found it extremely funny.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:52, archived)
# They also make
Escalators. But that isn't as funny.
(SparkyLove, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:52, archived)
# Otis lifts are based in reading
of you call them they may answer the phone, "good afternoon, Otis, Reading"

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:55, archived)
# Aaargh!
I have no idea why, but i started to apply the baby's features to the skydiving elvis dude, and for some reason the result just freaks me out! AAAARGH!

Hmmm... he looks a little like Robert Llewelyn, don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:36, archived)
# mmm
that frightens me as well.
he/she/it looks like it's got permanently sealed up eyes.
(Nacho, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:43, archived)
# that
is one horrible skin complaint.
(james, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 8:20, archived)
# Woo!
I got stevie wonders autograph.
(twelveways, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:29, archived)
# I just called to say
where are you? I mean it, cos all I see is dark... I just called to say... shit, there's a wall there
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:36, archived)
# Photoshop this? What should be the image this week.
Please add to this thread... and we'll annouce at 2pm. Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:22, archived)
# photoshop
bob godfrey, the creator of roobarb and custard and henry's cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:26, archived)
# photoshop a photo shop
(Esteban, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:28, archived)
# It's tricky
But I think this picture of our good ole friend, Mr Daniels is screaming out to be Photoshopped...



Then again, what about Betty?

(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:28, archived)
# I think we should do buddha
In my opinion, the best work we've done / reactoins we've had recently have been when we've done spiritual leaders (eg jesus). However, i don't have a good pic of Buddha as i seem to find loads of statues. Does anyone have a goodha buddha?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:36, archived)
# photoshop
Jeremy Spake. He's more camp than a row of tents & and he's a talentless tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! browncat247 browncat247, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:37, archived)
# what about
the raccoons?

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:38, archived)
# how about
good old noel
the twat
(dogsknob007, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:41, archived)
# ah, the man woh brought us
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:46, archived)
# A great british food

Or cups of tea...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:48, archived)
# sorry to be petty
but heinz is american
(Esteban, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 8:05, archived)
# a newsreader from the bbc or itn
would be good
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:47, archived)
# You could photoshop this


Seeing as there hasn't been a challenge with a robot yet.
(SparkyLove, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:48, archived)
# or a vodka swilling robot
(dogsknob007, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 8:08, archived)
# if you want to photoshop a robot, photoshop me!
(roboto, Sun 20 Jan 2002, 21:35, archived)
# crab bloke or hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:19, archived)
# chips
please
(Esteban, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:25, archived)
# Which one
is daddy, and which one is chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 8:02, archived)
# Christ On A Bicycle!
That is giving me the fear. It's like a tumour spreading over Europe. (I suppose it was, in a way.)
(SparkyLove, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:27, archived)
# I am the Denis Law
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:13, archived)
# new baby glove puppets
are proving a big hit with people in green coats
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:08, archived)
# Rosemary West in her floral vest standing beside a wooden chest

(Did consider the fact that breast rhymes with all this, but didn't want my workmates to think that I spend my lunch times checking out topless girlies on the internet.)
(Nacho, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:03, archived)
# the prostitutes in Polk County, Florida
are exceptionally grim, and as for their clients
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 6:58, archived)
# this surely is a man
(Esteban, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:09, archived)
# generally the prostitutes and clients
seem interchangeable. For instance, who would be paying who in this case?
or
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:14, archived)
# Isn't that Sid Owen
wearing glasses?
(Nacho, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:19, archived)
# GAND-E - you'll gurn your tits off
(Nacho, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 6:50, archived)
# the fastest
route to enlightenment.
(Esteban, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 6:54, archived)
# no, after taking six of them
you get a terrible compuslion to strip down to your undies and sit in the road outside a police station (albeit peacefully)
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:01, archived)
# Funniest
After coming back from my lunch, the funniest thing I saw on this page was the phrase 'Tit eyed duck babies'. I'm gonna write that down somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:19, archived)
# Yes,
It's not something you see everyday. I love this place.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 8:08, archived)
# My favorite band
(I helped save b3ta! browncat247 browncat247, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 6:49, archived)
# How About The Pet Shop Boys Featuring Fred West?
Sing with me...

Fred West, down in Cromwell Street, Fred West... you don't want to meet, Fred West... you'll get under his feet... Fred West

That'll be all
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:12, archived)
# Or perhaps
Fred West End Girls du dudu du du du du dudu.
(I helped save b3ta! browncat247 browncat247, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:20, archived)
# some times your better of dead
there's a patio hangin' over your head. the foundations are wrong, they're too unstable, you had better move your patio table.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 7:25, archived)
# sandy gandhi
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 6:49, archived)
# handy gandhi

Has this been done already?
(Esteban, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 6:41, archived)
# he'll want to be careful
using power tools with your eyes shut can lead to unpleasant injury
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 6:42, archived)
# Cold
(bob, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 6:38, archived)
# isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 6:40, archived)
# I'll
turn the heating up a bit, it is only on 15!!
(Esteban, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 6:42, archived)
# thanks
nice and toasty now
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 18 Jan 2002, 6:50, archived)

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