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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 9:00, archived)

(ChuckAnger Keepin' it real since 1985, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 9:06, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 9:00, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 9:00, archived)

(ChuckAnger Keepin' it real since 1985, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 9:05, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 9:00, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 9:00, archived)

I just started the tire guard 'urban legend'

I authored it and sent it to 70 people.

*claims fame*

If you want a copy, mail me, and I'll send it.
sendmeyourspam at barlowz.net *giggles*
(no, I'm not going to do anything malicious. I'm just being silly and seeing how far it will go)
/edit: b3ta Towers was BCCd.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 8 Jan 2006, 7:55, archived)

ning

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 7:59, archived)

'ning, sir!

Hope you're well!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:00, archived)

not bad

yourself??? not posting rude pics today then??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:00, archived)

I'm fresh out

plus I suspect people could assemble me from what's available.

kiss me!

NSFW middle bits.

I'm getting better slowly.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:03, archived)

arf!

sort of frankenstein's monster :o)

edit : the man shaves - woo! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:07, archived)

Simialar

but much much funkier!

/edit: I do shave - more than some and recently not as much as others.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:08, archived)

hahahaa

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:12, archived)

I just added you to MSN, btw.

/edit: AND I'm listening to the Doobie Brothers, because they do fun stuff.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:14, archived)

long train running

is one of my fav songs! :o)

yay - i'll add you to msn too! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:17, archived)

I like 'what a fool believes'

but I'm all emo and stuff. ;)

*downloads stuff*

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:34, archived)

nothing wrong

with emo :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:47, archived)

why?

why the self promotion?

and why do I click the link? everytime? fool!
/gets the mind bleach

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 10:10, archived)

Insanity found (#3 of the music and art found out there)

I cannot judge, but found this way off the deep end.

www.maltedmedia.com/people/bathory/music/mp3/llamas/

Llama Butter?

(H.R. HackandSlash, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 7:41, archived)

eh?

what in the name of bollocks is the swaying dude doing,ah hang on, he is playing THE TUBA?

People paid to see this? Sounds like me in the bath after a good night out!

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 7:54, archived)

Llama Butter

Yes it seems to be a Tuba, or a large Fluglehorn....

(H.R. HackandSlash, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 8:01, archived)

Erm, no chance in hell thats a large Flugal Horn

As its TOO large.

It looks lik its probably a B flat Tuba.

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The Sisko I hate the whole world, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 9:05, archived)

Life is so crazy these days.

That's why there's always time for the cool refreshing taste of Monkey Beer™

Now in Tallboy cans.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:54, archived)

~~life~~

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 7:02, archived)

as drank by his holiness

and reassuringly expensive.

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 7:04, archived)

his Holiness

wooof!!!! (he needs a RedBull with that)

(H.R. HackandSlash, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 7:38, archived)

I have discovered a very special candy

whose internet importance is without bounds. The cream-filled center is just the icing on the cake.

I took the liberty of bundling it with an evil cookie and vagina-nut and putting it on teh eBay (don't judge me, I'm just greedy). Too bad "L@@K GAPPING ANUS CANDY!!1!" wasn't an allowable title.

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WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:27, archived)

hah

how odd

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:44, archived)

speaking of odd

perero-porn.biz/two_gay_knights_160905/two_gay_knights_160905115.html

nsfw. at all.

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oodle doodle, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:45, archived)

that

frightens my man-parts

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WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:47, archived)

i love the narrative

oh i'm tired, lets find a place to rest.

how about this wall?

yes, this is a good place to rest.

let me rub your back.

oh that feels nice. lets bum.

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oodle doodle, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:49, archived)

and i quote

"Knights relax with an ass-fucking"

hmmm...

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:51, archived)

i love the title bar

"two gay knights have sex pleasure from each other"

hahahahhahaahahahahahaa

oh god. someone actually thought there was a niche in the porn market for this.

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oodle doodle, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:54, archived)

there are niches for practically

everything.

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:59, archived)

I wish

I wasn't at work. Yay! It's home-time!

(greyarm ¬, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:52, archived)

errrrmmmm

fwap-time??

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:56, archived)

beardy!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:45, archived)

well, its true!!!

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:57, archived)

mullet!

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Fictional Emma, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:05, archived)

wee corrected pearoast (pussy has since had eyesurgury to correct his squint.. God bless Specsaver's Laser Ops While U Wait)
www.b3ta.com/board/5510286

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:15, archived)

Woo!

Check me out, the bike riding moggy
Sucker step back, ya fooling doggy
In my helmet I look right toggy
Til I fall off, & look a twat.

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:21, archived)

yay

At 20 past six I needed a rhyme
My bed is calling, it's about that time
20 past six? not in bed yet?
no, I've been out dancin'

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:23, archived)

houpla!

A late night rap is just the thing
To finish the day off like a king
& off to bed now I must spring
To have a play with my nipple ring

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:35, archived)

blimey!

I have one too! *quickly switches off webcam*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:38, archived)

nicely done

that yojimbo_assassin guy who jacked your thread is a complete retard though

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:26, archived)

cheers

I thought my tardometer was off the scale - I put it down to my neighbour coming home

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:27, archived)

ughh

"soz"

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:27, archived)

"soz" is the last of his crimes

it's his calling himself a "hard cnut" I object to

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:30, archived)

hard cnut! WTF!!!!111!11! LOLOLLOL ROFL!!!!!!1!!!!!1!11

Actually, now I look at the old moggy pic, he seems to be thinking "oh lord, this helmet is like sooooo last year, darling"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:31, archived)

"ya know the normall bull shiznit like blink, greenday, feeder, blur. its all good like proper gravy!!!"

edit/ i can't believe anyone actually says shiznit

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:34, archived)

please make it stopppp

edit/ I cant believe anyone listens to Greenday

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:35, archived)

hahahaha

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:36, archived)

and Colour Me Badd

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Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:50, archived)

I actually

find the whole thread quite entertaining!

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:35, archived)

can you

link us dear?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:37, archived)

I'll be your dear

www.b3ta.com/board/5510286

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:39, archived)

thanks

i remember seeing the guy around but i missed the particular offending thread

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:39, archived)

ahha

www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=26733&board=main

*brain asplodes*

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:43, archived)

lordy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:45, archived)

ahhhh it's too concentrated

*s'plodes also*

/hahaha what a hard cnut

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:45, archived)

saw it the first time

top shoppage, I like the correction too, really makes a difference I think.

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:36, archived)

aw thankya ma'am

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:37, archived)

the pussy source pic is possibly the biggest pussy pic Ive ever seen on t'web

gallery.prezzibenzina.it/d/3336-4/serious-cat.jpg

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:43, archived)

It's head is bigger than mine -

Aaaaaaaaaargh!

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:45, archived)

i dont get it....

i made this in flash, but when i publish it as a gif its always slow and crappy looking, i dont know whats going wrong

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homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:49, archived)

That would be my fault.

It looks loverlee though!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:51, archived)

open the gif in the GIMP or imageready and mess with the frame delays

/edit: it actually doesn't look bad at all, what's your issue with it? i like it :-)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:51, archived)

Have you tried exflangulating the pro-flouride tridectometer?

/knows nothing of Flash

Looks good anyway, woo! :)

*Edit rap*
The wasp was there just flying along
Humming away this right dope song
Thinking about Mrs Wasp's new thong
Til he gets eaten, what a mong

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:53, archived)

guh-huyven!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:58, archived)

me neither

god why am I awake....

edit: actually, I know that there is a bit when you optimize to a gif where you can change how many frames per second it is. So yeah...find that.

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:54, archived)

Because you're on California time?

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abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:55, archived)

yeah...

I've been here since Tuesday though! I haven't been trying particularly hard to get over my jetlag, which I should have, and it's kind of screwing me over :(

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:57, archived)

Aw, it sucks

I hope you get over it quickly

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abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:03, archived)

thanks

:)

edit: Happy b3taday! I just noticed, silly me.

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:06, archived)

Why thank you

*offers cake*

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abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:25, archived)

happy b3taday!! i made you a portrait

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homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:23, archived)

Yay!

I really do get that excited when confronted by cake, too...

Thank you!

and on that note, I'm off to bed. G'night everybody

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abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:26, archived)

night

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:30, archived)

ooh!

happy b3day!

have some cake

*hands cake

but.. you've only been here for a year?! Crikey..

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DaSchop gippie, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:26, archived)

Oh yay!

Ta!
*really goes to bed now*

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abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:33, archived)

Sorry for last night anyone who was here... hehe.

Fireworks don't agree with my face, nor does Patrick Moore.

This is piss poor, I have no mouse just a laptop mouse pad thingie. I do apologise, kinda.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:35, archived)

Has

Patrick Moore burned your eyes, forced you to wear a Led Zep t-shirt, then taken up residency in your throat?

Thats a bit tough.

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gog, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:41, archived)

I'm

going to say yes.

I just realised I'm one hand away from goatsie-ing my own face...
*dies of shame*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:42, archived)

*raps*

There is a band, Led Zeppelin
Who have to take Penicillin
'Cos all the ho's they be chillin'
All needed a mercy killin'

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:46, archived)

'was'

;)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:49, archived)

Have they split up then?

I can't keep up with these modern 'pop' bands

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:05, archived)

MORE BURN BRUSH

I jest, it's nice, really

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abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:52, archived)

are you pouting?

how very emo hehe

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:58, archived)

Poor guy

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Hosehead, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:32, archived)

hahaha

bless him.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:36, archived)

Haha!

*raps*
Welll Michael J Fox
Sang with Ultravox
Wearing Flavor Flav Clocks
On Top of the Pops

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:39, archived)

word

(Hairy Midget, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:05, archived)

Haha!

Woo!

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:08, archived)

i was just thinking of that today

i think because i saw a commercial where michael j fox is returning to TV for some show... eh

i don't think i'll ever forget this animation either

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:31, archived)

haha

I saw that too.

(Hairy Midget, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 6:11, archived)

For some reason

These jokes just never get old.

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WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:45, archived)

Won't sombody help him?

I would but i can't think up a witty excuse...

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Brims Spurts., Sun 8 Jan 2006, 3:57, archived)

It's a beautiful thing!

/clicks

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:04, archived)

that

is really cool. id like to learn how to do something decent with animation but i have *no* software...any recommendations?

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gog, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:09, archived)

i use adobe image ready...

which comes with photoshop. I have also been known to dabble with Serif Photoplus. You can make fairly good animations with that (plus you can convert avi movie files to gifs with it) and its its fairly cheap! bonza!

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Brims Spurts., Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:12, archived)

cheap?

aka free? i have photoshop installed but im an amateur...altho i think it had imageready installed at the same time...i shall play, cheers.

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gog, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:18, archived)

what i'd really like is if imageready could save .avi files

that would be greeeeat...

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:26, archived)

You have fun at your piss up?

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abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:42, archived)

actually didn't do anything of the sort

rather, i've reaffirmed the fact that my hometown is considerably good at churning out assholes at an alarming rate, and i can't wait to get back to uni.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:43, archived)

Ouch, not so fun then

I'm counting the days too...

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abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:48, archived)

i go back on the bloody 30th

i'm wasting away... gah

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:50, archived)

Christ, you've got a while to go then

I'm more fattening up than wasting away... sitting in my room all day on the fackin' computer and not a mile uphill both ways to get things like food

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abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:51, archived)

i'd rather be doing schoolwork than sitting at home

at least i had no chores at school...

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:53, archived)

i'm a real' big fan

of only going downstairs to be with my friends, too

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abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:55, archived)

my best friends all live within twenty meters of me, on the same floor

how i miss them so

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:00, archived)

I live directly above one of mine...

I need to venture to the guys' floor to find my friends

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abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:02, archived)

hehe

there is a girl's quad on my floor that is turning into a girlfriend's coven, gah all my buddies are going off and getting girlfriends, the bastards

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:07, archived)

how could they!?

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abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 5:12, archived)

Thanks for the tip!!

I just nabbed Serif Photoplus -- many times easier than Animation Shop (JASC product)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:43, archived)

I would

but then I wouldn't get to watch that lizard repeatedly eat his head
:D

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abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:31, archived)

Sorry to threadjack

it's not worth its own thread, but I was playing around with my camera (and my sister). She blinked during the long exposure, making her eyes look really creepy

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abandonnship, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:43, archived)

Eek!

and
Phwooar!

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:48, archived)

caught mid-blink! nice timing ;-)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:52, archived)

Help him?

When he's having so much fun?
Woo!

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:34, archived)

a bit of doodling

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homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 3:55, archived)

that

is pretty cool. i cant believe ive hit F5 so often and noones alive to see your pic. the little dude there obviously doesnt like the fact that its 4:25am! :/

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gog, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:26, archived)

its a travesty

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homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 4:47, archived)

surely its not that late...

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gog, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 3:49, archived)

haha

now no-one can read his hilarious shirt

edit: I'm off ~~for a wank~~ to bed. 'night all

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 3:50, archived)

I want that t-shirt

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Fictional Emma, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 3:54, archived)

Monkeys took my Grandma

roughly from behind?

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 3:54, archived)

Ning!

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 3:42, archived)

thats

actually pretty clever..i like :)

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gog, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 3:51, archived)

Totally seemless, innit

Cheers! :)

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 3:56, archived)

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