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# we demand...
a game where we can throw giant evil super crabs, in to the mouth of the hypno cat.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:29, archived)
# Everyone Has
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:17, archived)
# Anyone for Chinese..??


(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:05, archived)
# Just a little WORD TO SAY.


IM ALL ALONE, AND IT MAKES ME CRY TO KNOW IM LOVED.
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:31, archived)
# me love
sexy laydee longtime.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:01, archived)
# BEWARE! THE ABOMINATION!


This badboy eats kittens for breakfast... quite literally mate.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:30, archived)
# fight night
So who do you think would win in a fight between the abomination and the evil kitten??
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:37, archived)
# evil kitten wins
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:54, archived)
# ...
i think i just pissed my pants
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:56, archived)
# i think we need an animated gif
to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:57, archived)
# the kitten
wants to wash that down with a nice bottle of chardonay.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 12:04, archived)
# Aye. Kittens in Luck Like Man.
Because showdogs.. got it in her to rescue kitten..



look here she comes
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:58, archived)
# obey b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:20, archived)
# Obey?
Okay! Just no more pictures of cute fluffy cats!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:23, archived)
# the kitten hath spake
"i need a picture of a child sucking a lemon."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:29, archived)
# He has his own webpage
here

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:47, archived)
# Its a FAKE !!!!
This boy.. has just experienced what its like to have a
pigeon fly up him bumhole..
and then sit and sqwat and make unreasonable demands on the government.

! Dont trust the LemmonSuck Site its a lie.. to decieve us
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:50, archived)
# Ive Just Heard
The Cat & Boy are related..?

is it true..?

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:55, archived)
# evil kitten ownz boy
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:57, archived)
# okey okey
whats your bidding.>?
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:05, archived)
# evil kitten mews and purrs thus
"i want tiny things. the tiniest things in the world."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:11, archived)
# sounds like you need
ickle

www.ickle.org/
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:20, archived)
# oh, dont know about that.. ah kid..
but..saying that..I have got one of those.. worlds largest irremovable objects..
if that.ll do..?

Btw the men in girls dresses are the promotional team..

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:21, archived)
# so what happens
when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

btw men in dresses are no doubt you!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:41, archived)
# You accept it.. and drink to it.

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:47, archived)
# and get yer
hair permed too.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:55, archived)
# small. not tiny, but small...
http://work.wazza.nl/microgames/
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:56, archived)
# i was trying
to do some work.
No chance now.
:)

Thanks for the link by the way - i put it in the blog on the homepage
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:05, archived)
# sorry
The child refused to suck the lemon, so I did this instead...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:48, archived)
# you made it? respect.
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:55, archived)
# Oh dear she's found me
That 'll be missus NiceCupOfTea then, photographing sheep and lemons on the same mat as the Straw Prawn was on.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:01, archived)
# are you REALLY husband and wife?
props for the fun you must have in your house.
Can the b3ta kids come live with you? Will you be our mum and dad?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:12, archived)
# Only if you are good
You'd have to eat all your dinner, and not use up all the wireless network bandwidth. And you can only watch blode and jada 3 times each before bed. These are the current rules.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:34, archived)
# but but
TheWife said we could watch it 4 times.

SHE DID.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:53, archived)
# stalking
I go through you pockets too. And steam open your mail
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:13, archived)
# the b3ta kids
tend to only get male. But you can steam them open, we don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:15, archived)
# Okay
We can drink lots of tea, and eat rich tea biscuits all day long.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:27, archived)
# wicked.
we'll be round in 10 mins. Put the kettle on.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:32, archived)
# tea
Curry and chips from the chipman if that's alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:45, archived)
# actually - i would LOVE that
.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:52, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 28 Oct 2002, 19:54, archived)
# Fear
I was scared the kitten would get me if I didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:11, archived)
# Its this cats fault.. everything
http://www.geocities.com/musiqueobscure/lingling.gif
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:24, archived)
# Ix - did you steal that head
whilst dressed as a huge baby?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:30, archived)
# No.. Wau Tip
Little Blaan Sas, and a Wice Wappa.. should do it.
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:37, archived)
# you bastard
i'll never get to sleep now!
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:33, archived)
# evil kitten says
"sleep not, when you can do my bidding.

"find me a fish - for I am hungry."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:37, archived)
# please make it stop...
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:05, archived)
# does he think that's
a sexy look? I have a feeling he might.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:10, archived)
# sexy?
I think he ate the photographer just after the picture was taken. You can see it in his eyes..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:39, archived)
# hey!
that's one of my holiday photos. I'm a gentle man normally
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:54, archived)
# oops
I was refering to the fish - honestly. Unless you are the fish that is?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:05, archived)
# you know that's
the second time we had fish round here - putting up their holiday snaps.
Get off!

actually don't. Send us some of your parents.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 11:18, archived)
# you makes evil kitten very happy
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:18, archived)
# What you need is
a soffish

www.bungie.com/inside/soffish.htm
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:42, archived)
# Or a coelacanth
The evil kitten can watch them swim on the brill virtual webcam.
www.dinofish.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:58, archived)
# Does anyone know...
Does anyone know if there is a comic strip (using photos) of adult babies, and what kind of capers they get up to..?
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:17, archived)
# is there anything you
want to tell us, honey? We're all friends here.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:21, archived)
# yes. there is..
Im scared of the Alien Tour Guides below.....
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:26, archived)
# be not afraid
they mean to sell you jeans from GAP.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:33, archived)
# The Alien Tour Guide
Includes:>
what sort of things would the Alien Tour Guide shopw us.. ??

Sell it to me baby.....
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:42, archived)
# higher beings
that can dance quite nicely and look a bit like the boy sucking a lemon above. They look like him all the time tho. Not just when lemon sucking.
It's a look I'm working to achieve on a more permanent basis.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:52, archived)
# Whats the Daftest Thing Ever Posted Here.
... Hmmmmm..??
(Ix the Wiz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 8:28, archived)
# err
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 8:52, archived)
# jeez
the hot kitty action?
word to that.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 8:54, archived)
# Hot pastry kitty action
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 8:23, archived)
# you there!
yes you.
I like the fruit and veg action on your site. Nice pics.
Did you make this?
Pervert.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:06, archived)
# sadly
no, I was googling for badger sex sites.
no really I was, try it.
The fruit veg stuff was wholesale thievery too as I am 'differently able' in the artistry department.
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 10:25, archived)
# This has dolls, horses and chick peas

(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 8:12, archived)
# crap
That will be very messy indeed. I'm scared..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 8:43, archived)
# those children are evil
they already killed that small doll using the chickpea curry method.
Kids and their nancy hair. PAH!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 8:59, archived)
# Anyone have any pictures of
people / animals / objects with stupid eyes?
Need for new web thing.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 6:51, archived)
# well
I was just looking for something for you and foundthis nothing to do with what you asked - but amazing morphing. Look at the second one down - the guy going from looking up to looking down. so smooth.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 7:05, archived)
# now SHE
has nice eyes:
spoonman.com/images/211b.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 7:09, archived)
# pretty ladies
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 7:11, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 7:13, archived)
# i maybe gone for sometime
I have to go vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 7:16, archived)
# amphetamine froglet
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 7:15, archived)
# wow
that one's great.

(not so sure about bag faced woman above, though)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 7:45, archived)
# frogs damn cute.
what you makin?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:00, archived)
# arrrgh!!! make it stop...



(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:10, archived)
# Board, I'm bored...
Anything thing new and good to check? And does anyone know of any table (penny) football games on the net? I can't seem to find any...
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 6:04, archived)
# me like the kick ups game
http://www.vectorinternet.co.uk/games/kick-ups.html

not quite football.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 6:11, archived)
# ahhh, kick ups
already burned into my HD
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 6:31, archived)
# shit football vs pies game
flashkit.com/arcade/Sports/Absolute-Stotty-410/index.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 6:12, archived)
# god that's bad
i don't know what's worse the game, or the fact they call it absolute bonkers, truly shameful
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 6:31, archived)
# you probably seen it before
and it no football, but
www.robotfrank.com/garycoleman.html
never fails to amuse me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 6:41, archived)
# send him trains!
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 9:02, archived)
# "Ever since I was little I wanted to be a robot"
http://www.glampira.com/robot_girls.html

her words - not mine.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 5:28, archived)
# but that's Posh
in her new video isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 5:33, archived)
# When i was a little boy i wanted a robot arm
with a built in computer, thermal printer, & telephone.

it was to be golden, and powered by a Z80 processor.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 5:45, archived)
# Crap robot arm
A long time ago I made a very crap robot arm using a couple of servo motors some lego and a Commodore VIC20 to drive the control signals. However due to very mad interupt latency caused by the video chip it used to violenty shake itself to bits depending on what the computer had on its display, which of course was the best thing about it.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 7:20, archived)
# Blue Footed Booby
Why is it that the best animals have blue in their name?

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 11:51, archived)
# that is SUCH a nice
picture. That bird is an animation waiting to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 11:52, archived)
# well sort of
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 12:52, archived)
# fantastic
Pep, you are an artistic genius
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 12:59, archived)
# thats the best animal ever
i just hope that they can survive a nuclear war.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 4:04, archived)
# cockroaches
they can can't they? evil little buggers. GOD I hate them.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 4:45, archived)
# mmm, click click, I quite agree



(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 5:10, archived)
# ick.
I was just about to say I'd rather have crabs than cockroaches, but then I thought again.
What's worse than a lobster on your piano?
Crabs on your organs... etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 5:40, archived)
# do birds pee?
Well, Californian Condors
do.
www.tesan.vuurwerk.nl/reports/vineland/cdrqa.htm

.. but insects don't ..
insects.about.com/library/weekly/aa123100a.htm

.. and lots of birds combine number 1s and 2s in one handy package:
hv.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=003zUO

(this was nicked from gilest.org/gorjuss.htm)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 11:50, archived)
# I want one
Deer Rump Taxidermy Kit

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 11:39, archived)
# Pea shaped
The wooden deer's arse on the left looks like a germinating chick pea. There probably isn't a word for that.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 11:54, archived)
# Yes, you're absolutely right.
We should create a new word for it- it's a massive hole in the English language. How about germinatochickpeaoform?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 11:59, archived)
# Good word invention skills
Yes we can bandy that around that now, in everyday conversation. I'm sure that there are all sorts of germinatochickpeaoform things apart from deer's arse kits and chick peas. The Ford Ka surely isn't far of the mark.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 15:23, archived)
# Most impressive sheep
For me has to be the Blue Faced Leicester because its head is sort of peanut shaped. Does anyone else know of an animal that is shaped like a nut, I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:53, archived)
# Word
The head of Blue Faced Leicester is nuciform.

Nuciform is a good word I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 11:00, archived)
# Splendid
I want to apply it to stuff, can other things be nuciform like biscuits or cars or MPs etc etc?
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 11:06, archived)
# No
but here's a nut that looks like a person. Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 11:05, archived)
# dude,
much respect for your sheep of choice.
Even more for the fact you really DID make a prawn out of straws. You are an artiste of much standing I am sure.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 11:05, archived)
# Dramatic
In my very first job we had a poster of sheep breeds on the office wall. The Blue Faced Leicesters were pictured on top of a small knoll looking herorically in the middle distance their nuciform heads held aloft, whilst a shepheard waved his arm in a seemingly futile act of sheep herding. Oh yes dramatic sheep images indeed.

The prawn was inevitable.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 16:07, archived)
# the prawn was
ineffable
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Sep 2001, 3:56, archived)
# Woo
Here's a piccy of a man balancing nuts on his head. Just needs a rabbit to make it perfect.

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 11:11, archived)
# Mister Crab?
Can nuts be nuciform, or is that just tautological?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 11:24, archived)
# Nuciform
means in the shape of a nut, so i suppose all nuts are inherently nuciform, although of course there are various shapes of nut, so I suppose that covers quite a lot of things
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 11:34, archived)
# Strictly he should get a bag
That's an accident waiting to happen, how many times does he have to be told.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 11:26, archived)
# anyone remember
monsieur mange tout.
he's another great record breaker. Used to eat things like aeroplanes. It was always the crapping side of things that impressed me, though Norris McWerter never mentioned that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:24, archived)
# apparantly
glas is really easy to chew on. Breaks down to sand and stuff.
But hell! Don't try that at home kids. Or if you do, can you video it? Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:31, archived)
# monsieur mange tout
was our fave celeb when we were at college. he rocked! i want to eat bicycles and planes and stuff too.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:33, archived)
# i've made an optical illusion ... woo
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:10, archived)
# that is pure evil
where did you come across the technique?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:12, archived)
# i saw a jesus one on filepile - and thought
that looks easy, i'll make my own.

http://www.filepile.org:8080/f/pictures/Optical%20Illussion.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:14, archived)
# ouch
I think i just burnt that onto my retina.
That's very, Very scarey when it pops into your head. Made me feel like I'd gone mental, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:12, archived)
# Aargh!
I was looking at the head balancing site and found a picture of the world's largest chocolate rabbit.



Here is a big picture of the world's champion head balancer, with the world's biggest chocolate bunny, on guiness world records TV show, with bunny girls.

He's got a top hat on with rabbit ears too. Does it get any better?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:05, archived)
# i just posted this
but lower down... my edible bunny animation... (sorry for the banner - free hosting)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 20 Sep 2001, 10:08, archived)

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