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(Larry_Mudd, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 8:25, archived)

wooooo

very kaba...caba..qaba... oh bugger it!!!
mystical mayhem ;-)

(Funereal, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 8:36, archived)

Wooooo!

It's nice to check in in the morning and find I got frontpaged after I went to bed...

And HumanDescent... 7000??!!?? Do you ever do anything except b3ta? Superb stuff too.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 7:16, archived)

woo to your fp

hmmm....

I drink beer as well .... woo to whoever invented beer !!!

;)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 7:23, archived)

of course...

beer and b3ta go together so well.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 7:24, archived)

indubitably so

and it also gives you a wealth of inspiration impossible to find in 'reality'.

(Maels, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 8:21, archived)

I believe it was

Yahoo Serious, in the film Young Einstein.

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Dr Drink, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 7:49, archived)

Ha ha

absolutely correct.

(NotMrHumbolt, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 8:00, archived)

Ah a young actor determined to become a search engine

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 8:01, archived)

YOu went to bed with frontpage?!!

You geek:P Bedding software is really the last resort!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 7:42, archived)

I opened my pipe to its socket....

No. I didn't. I went to bed with my girlfriend, who is purely analogue.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 7:53, archived)

Ah a lil compiling was it?:P

Hur hur hur he kissed a girlie

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 7:57, archived)

Mid-week blues...

(Cam Blue, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 6:11, archived)

hehehe....

superb

hows u ?

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 6:45, archived)

Wow

You just never know what a google search might turn up.

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Artamnesia, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:20, archived)

weeeeird....

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:30, archived)

Anatomically correct

penises don't come out of the neck, hehehe!

(Cam Blue, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 6:17, archived)

7000 posts and almost 100 dayz ...

now how did I use these days .... hmmm .....

.

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:10, archived)

Hip hip

Hooray!

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:15, archived)

ooooh....

could celebrate wiv a beer ;)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:17, archived)

bah

wish i had beer...coffee starts tasting a lot like piss around the 4th or 5th cup :-P

edit: oh yeah...i'm writting a paper...maybe beer wouldn't be the best thing ever right now condisdering i'm trying to keep sentances complete this time :)

(zyn (thetix), Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:18, archived)

this is v true

unless you progressively add sugar or sweetener or syrup - I find a gallon of vanilla syrup helps....

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:20, archived)

oh yeah...

silly me, i seriously forgot to use any of that stuff!

(zyn (thetix), Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:21, archived)

tis essential to take away the starkness of coffee....

;)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:27, archived)

Have a bourbon and coke

like me!

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Artamnesia, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:20, archived)

oooh bourbon....

coke .... mmmm .... snifffffff .... aghhh

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:23, archived)

Here HD, have some

fruit n nut

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:31, archived)

....

[ starts up virtual choccy device ]

ooooh....

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:39, archived)

hip hop hooray

(zyn (thetix), Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:30, archived)

cool

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:41, archived)

I would have sent you some chocolate to celebrate

but I'm almost out......

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:20, archived)

( sends crack squad of choccy hunters out on recon mission )

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:22, archived)

(Realises that nobody probably has any idea what the frak is going on)

Talking of Frak...remember that game?

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:24, archived)

I remember Frak - was superb....

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:26, archived)

Yay!

Did you ever have Frak69??
OOooooh, and remember the one with the goose? Oh crap, what was it called!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:27, archived)

Frak69.prawn.com

;)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:31, archived)

Wanna type out the whole URL coz I'm not getting that open

Sounds a bit like my love life really:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 7:50, archived)

Goose eh?

'Chuckie egg' by any chance??

([]DOo []DOo, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 8:14, archived)

Yay

Not only do I still have me copy of Frak but I still have me Beeb B as wel!!! 32k OF POWER!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 7:47, archived)

Woooooooooo-cluck!!

Great work HD!

(Cam Blue, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 6:04, archived)

nice anim

woo !

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 6:45, archived)

The truth behind one of the greatest engineering projects...

(moobat, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:06, archived)

Marvellous!

B3ta is so educational.

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:08, archived)

Good God Man

This is feature length!

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Artamnesia, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:08, archived)

erm

I think it was too much coffee that made me do it... Bristowl Suspension Bridge...

(moobat, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:09, archived)

yes yes yes!

i can see that out of my window here at work. double woo with a cherry on.

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big daft dave, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 8:46, archived)

woo yay

superb !!!

hahaha....

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:12, archived)

that's superb

woo yay

(Funereal, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 8:40, archived)

All I can say is:

CADBURY'S FRUIT AND NUT IS MELTING IN MY MOUTH AND IT TASTES YUMMY AND I LOVE CHOCOLATE!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:04, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooooooo................................

share or it'll be the end o ya !

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:07, archived)

Hahahah! Hahahahaha!

I'm you're evilv ~~god this chocolate's good~~ torturer

~~Mmmmmm fruit n nut~~

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:09, archived)

( sniff sniff )

....its ok I'll have that mouldy carrot in the fridge....

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:12, archived)

Mmmmmmmmm

savouring chocolate. It's melting so nicely in my mouth...........mmmm, I can taste the nutiness and fruitiness.........

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:18, archived)

.......

"Yes the reason he was admitted to the mental ward was due to someone taunting him repeatedly over some sweet or something...."

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:39, archived)

I've got one of those in my fridge

I'm saving it incase there's a power cut at night.

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Pootle, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 9:17, archived)

I baked

some brownies.

I feel very domestic. Yum.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:08, archived)

"Woof"

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:57, archived)

hahahaha

(zyn (thetix), Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:58, archived)

Here begins the puppy era...

Discussed with someone tonight why there is no "rate my puppy" site and he said that he thought that puppies are seen as friends whereas kittens are seen as playthings. Not sure.

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Artamnesia, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:59, archived)

dogoftheday.com/

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:01, archived)

Guess

I spoke too soon.

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Artamnesia, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:06, archived)

;)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:07, archived)

I think it's because

kittens look cuter than puppies.

P.S. You asked about the Nohands gallery -- it's at www.bakesnake.com/b3ta/nohands/

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:01, archived)

that's awesome!

i hadn't seen that gallery before you posted it! kudos to bakesnake (despite the scariness of his profile)!

(zyn (thetix), Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:14, archived)

It's a bit worrying that 12 of the pictures are mine.

Time to join Nohands Anonymous? Well, maybe after just one more pottychop ...

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:20, archived)

With a dick that big.

I would

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:24, archived)

hes nice

dont wanna see him when he gets older tho

(Altrezia, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 8:33, archived)

Funny Cartoons

www.uni-leipzig.de/~mad/krischan/download/Rejected.wmv

(Maniacal_Laughter, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:52, archived)

Yeah, yeah, I know!

You guys think you're too cool because you did this on your TRS-80 back in 1978, but I'm rather easily amused.

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Bob Scene, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:48, archived)

I did it on...

Vic20
BBC Micro
Commodore64
Atari ST
Amiga500

and I still think its cool !

woo

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:49, archived)

Oh, yeah, did I mention...

I did this by hand, of course, with colored pencils. Did the math in my head. With a hangover.

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Bob Scene, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:51, archived)

hard

core :)

(zyn (thetix), Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:54, archived)

I did it in binary...

hahahaha

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:55, archived)

I did it in menhirs

... back in the Stone Age.

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:56, archived)

hahaha....

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:59, archived)

A guy I used to work with once did it in Postscript....

we left it running all night on a Linotronic.

This was not the most efficient technique ever tried.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 7:21, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Me likey

"edit" I'm tripping on that fucking thing. Woo!!!!!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:53, archived)

Mom always said...

Once the kittens roll in, it's time to call it a day.

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Artamnesia, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:47, archived)

I like

that!

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:51, archived)

WOO

YAY

:)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:51, archived)

It's a very puffy kitten

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Artamnesia, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:57, archived)

its very calming.....

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:00, archived)

"one day the magic donkeys may smile upon you"

(xtonyx my sideburns could eat a baby, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:36, archived)

Har har har

My roommates are looking at me as if I'm insane puter in kitchen

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:38, archived)

love it

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:38, archived)

See?

It happened, just as I predicted.

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:41, archived)

bwhahahahahahahahahaha

now THAT needs to be fwont payjed!

EDIT!!!: thread hijack! :-) i've been trying to make "art" again lately (mostly photography based n wotnot) heres a demo of a thingy i been makin from my picies:
any thots comments suggestions insults interrogative statements or giberish?
the magic 8 ball will answer all

(zyn (thetix), Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:42, archived)

I know someone who will appreciate that a lot.

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Bob Scene, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:49, archived)

do i dare

ask if they like takin' pills? :o)

(zyn (thetix), Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:50, archived)

I'm trying to think if I know anyone who doesn't.

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Bob Scene, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:59, archived)

Looks

good!

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:52, archived)

Frankie Say

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Bob Scene, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:58, archived)

hey there mr. descent

are you familiar with that PurityShift feller that mysteriously appeared today? they made 3 pics or so that all very much reminded me of your stuff...perhaps the 2 of you were seperated at birth or maybe you have split personalities?

and i don't know if any of you nocturnal b3tans like to spazz, but i made 2 uber animations that i'm oh-so proud of!
http://www.b3ta.com/board/3/9/3/0/4/9
http://www.b3ta.com/board/3/9/5/4/7/0

(zyn (thetix), Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:23, archived)

someone msn'd me

saw the pics quite good init - woo und der yay to them :o)

a lot of people are using the same filters so its only a matter of time b4 similar results occur :)

hows u then ?

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:31, archived)

Oooooh

I'm on msn. What's your thingy?

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:33, archived)

[email protected]

this message will self destruct in well a bit later... ;)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:38, archived)

you gotta point there

limited tools can create limited results of source...perhaps they saw the mad skillz of hd as well and felt inspired :-)

meeza doin' fine, a bit sleepee, writting more papers for engrish class (wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!) w/y/h for coffee and fags for keeping me going!

(zyn (thetix), Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:39, archived)

caffeine !

woo

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:45, archived)

I have just been looking (again) at the

Nohands website and it makes me feel all emotional. ~~Bawl~~

He's SO damned cute.

Oh, HD, just to be erm....me........did you see my frontpages recently? I've had three so far and am very proud of them :)

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:06, archived)

No hands is a superkitten !

Saw ya frontpages and woo and yay :o)

superb ones too - should be proud !

WAHEY !!!!!!!!

oooh... nearly 100 days and 7000 post for me...

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:10, archived)

Well you need to do a woo-yay

for that.
God, I wish I had a decent computer at home instead of this shit thing!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:12, archived)

I am using a crappy laptop for the last 3 months....

... runs on curry and beer .... stinks

;)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:14, archived)

I'm on a 56K dialup

My 'puter was given to me by my best friend's hubby at Christmas and he's building me a superspeedy one for Christmas this year. And I'm getting DSL at home! Woot!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:24, archived)

3 frontpages....

then new compy and then DSL ....

what next .... lottery ?

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:25, archived)

Marries a dock worker

365 days a year off on full pay?

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K3rry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:27, archived)

ooohhhh ca$h !!!!

hows you then ?

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:30, archived)

Sad

Work has interfered with b3ta recently

Trying to learn to hummus in flash so I can make better pics that a recent attempt: needs to be flash not gif

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K3rry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:31, archived)

damn that work ! still pays bills and provides booze and other

things dunnit :)

WOO to the gif - seems fine as gif !!! wahey

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:33, archived)

Are you hosting

that on your company server?

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:34, archived)

Yeah, I wish

Then I'd be able to stay in this country :)!
You know what? I was just telling my friend that I haven't been laid in a MONTH. Which is an extremely long time for me.

~~fucksocks~~

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:32, archived)

hehehe...

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:39, archived)

Here's a

kitten that runs on curry and beer.

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:25, archived)

hahaha

that's possibly one of the best things i've seen all night. thank you for giving me a reason for staying awake.

(zyn (thetix), Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:29, archived)

How the hell

did you manage to superimpose my body on that cat ;)

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:30, archived)

You are mistaken

That's my body.

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:46, archived)

hhahahaha....

.....stop ! ya made me spit out food...

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:48, archived)

Oh yeah,

you're right ;)

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:50, archived)

Sadly,

I am indeed right. Disaster struck after I turned 35. But I'm working on it. :)

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:54, archived)

is that a kitten

or a house?

I knew a girl like that once

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K3rry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:29, archived)

f**kin ell

I want that kitten !

hahahahahahahaa.......

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:34, archived)

Who's got

A No Hands page? URL me!

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Artamnesia, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:49, archived)

He's on

www.ratemykitten.com

Maybe Rob should add Nohands to the thing features thingy that has furtive and fluffy and suff?

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:51, archived)

Ahhh.

That's where I got my picture of him. I though tmaybe someone had compiled al the no hands 'shops and made a page. I had an idea the other day of getting b3t-ers to all submit stuff to reate my kitten aiming for the BOttom 20. We could make some realllllllllllllly ugly kittens.

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Artamnesia, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:54, archived)

There is a nohands gallery now!

www.bakesnake.com/b3ta/nohands/

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:00, archived)

Oh My God!

That's stupendous.

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Artamnesia, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 5:05, archived)

"Does he always stare like that ?"

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:54, archived)

"No, sometimes he gives you a nasty look."

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:57, archived)

heheh....

likes raw beef too...

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:00, archived)

You bastard

It's nearly bedtime. Now how do you expect me to sleep\????????

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:58, archived)

you know its bad

4 u

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:01, archived)

That's pretty.

mmmmmmmmm green.

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Artamnesia, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:52, archived)

chess champion

World champion Vladimir Kramnik outwitted the world's most powerful chess computer Deep Fritz on Tuesday, to win the third game in a match dubbed the 'Brains in Bahrain' contest.

(dookie, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:50, archived)

lol

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:53, archived)

Fuckingbastardbollockswankingcuntytwats.

Good evening :)

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:43, archived)

evenin

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:53, archived)

Yo dudes!

After being out at the pub with my best girlfriend and her husband, I have come up with the best 'tatoshop I'm going to do. Ever.

my arse, it will probably turn out shitsocks

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:55, archived)

lol

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:56, archived)

Good evening

Fuckingbastardbollockswankingcuntytwats is a pair of trousers! It emits heat!

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:53, archived)

Snort,

my fish and chips with rice pilaf just went all over my screen!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:57, archived)

71st Day..

(xtonyx my sideburns could eat a baby, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:32, archived)

Happy 71st b3taday

keep plugging away ... one day the magic donkeys may smile upon you.

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:38, archived)

yup

congrats...

the blessed people will grant your wish one day....

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:42, archived)

I got my first

after 130. Really didn't think it would ever happen. And when it did, it sure wasn't what I would have called my best work...but...there you go!

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Artamnesia, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 4:51, archived)

its not about the quality of the potatoshop

its if its funny etc

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raw-edge, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 8:17, archived)

Trying my hand at a spot of landscaping

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:20, archived)

Woo !

superb sir !

:)

howzit ?

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:22, archived)

Feeling pretty good today,

might even be able to hummus. I just need a good idea ...

And yerself?

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:28, archived)

not too bad....

still not drinkin.... ( well til weekend )
( struggling.... )

Idea ? hmmm...

how about giant ant walking through an amusement park selling icecream....

hehehe...

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:30, archived)

Good on ya

but I think it needs to be my own idea ;)

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:36, archived)

heheh....

good point...

want to rent an idea ... got a current database of 4,039 ideas. Top quality and daily / weekly rates...

;)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:41, archived)

Actually

I found this interesting idea generator yesterday.

(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:49, archived)

thats

pretty darn cool init - endless variations... woo

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:52, archived)

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Bob Scene, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:50, archived)

found this

while looking for some potatishoppery

www.funnyclicks.com/

might be a glasscock... but theres some klass stuff here:-p

(Swivel, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 3:09, archived)

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