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Its a global bear conspiracy against that penguin

(bastardizor, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 9:41, archived)

Has he

frozen the penguin mid air with his breath? Is there no limits to bears' cunning?

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mrbrong, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 10:15, archived)

That would be grade A1 Halitosis

if true. Not sure I'd want to go near that bear

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chthonic, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 10:36, archived)

Better pack some chewing gum for the bears

in my survival kit, along with vodka, rainbow annual 1981 and penguin footprint chart.

Lucky I'd checked with b3ta before leaving, there's none of this stuff on the foriegn office site.

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mrbrong, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 11:02, archived)

This is embarrassingly

For a cool Midi feeling

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 9:33, archived)

AARRRGGGH! or ... EEEEK!

They are Evil!

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 9:37, archived)

that midi tune needs a remix

it's fantastic

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 9:45, archived)

i had never heard a midi

rendition of 'wind of change' by the scorpions before, and that, coupled with that picture (copyrighted of course) is gonna affect me for years.

In a bad bad way

(bastardizor, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 9:48, archived)

i wonder how long haired

cats would look after standing in a 'wind of change'

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 9:51, archived)

that sounds like a

photoshop gauntlet to me...

(bastardizor, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 9:54, archived)

Buddha Rhubarb Butter

well ...

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 10:07, archived)

like this I imagine

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AndyK, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 11:25, archived)

i think they should bring back

'the golden oldie picture show' - but with animunitions instead of the twee stuff they used to do - that would make a lovely video for 'wind of change'.
Imagine DLT presenting that.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 11:30, archived)

Illuminatus

The picture number is 23!!!*thunder*

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 10:12, archived)

i hope they will pirate xbox's like they have xp

I've been using XP rtm since the day it went gold just over a month ago but this made me laugh... have they got a website where i can buy a copy of xp from - at $1.30 thats pretty good value
www.taipeitimes.com/news/2001/10/25/image/0000023614

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hal9000 sme, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 9:33, archived)

just a matter of interest...

Me and my friend Ozy are gonna start making a website soon full of lovely funny stuff.
Can we become B3TA associates?

We love you, you see...

(bastardizor, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 9:27, archived)

Rob? Where've you gone?

hmm... some of us have been away...

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pep, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 11:28, archived)

I'ts terrible wot

Rob gets up to when you're away - you should have seen what he was doing at the weekend

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Wifey, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 11:54, archived)

is that true?

Dagnabbit. The MINUTE my back is turned.
That's it. I'm never going outside the M25 again.

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pep, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 18:46, archived)

This wabbit flashmovie > U all

Beat this suckers! ;D

(TuffPirat, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 7:35, archived)

At last!!! I have found the worlds

gayest Dog - Mr Winkle!

if you want to know more about him, go to

www.mrwinkle.com

(bastardizor, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 6:56, archived)

<h3>OH MY GOD</h3>

Is he seeking world domination?

(james, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 7:05, archived)

I dont know about

world domination, but he looks good in pink...

(bastardizor, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 7:58, archived)

and anyone would think that

this is an entry from photoshop this...

(bastardizor, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 8:00, archived)

Do you think...

he gets pushed around in a push chair with a blanket over him? And bites postmen.

(james, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 8:17, archived)

um....im getting deja vu....

but more importantly....britain now boasts the world champion arm wrestler....thats an accolade..

(nic*, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 7:22, archived)

the arm wrestler's an Ocelot?

uh oh.

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pep, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 11:21, archived)

Smarter than the average bear...

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 5:56, archived)

Just a man in a suit really

(Esteban, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 9:26, archived)

has he coughed

the fish up?

or is he trying to catch it?

(bastardizor, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 9:28, archived)

it is all

a cheap trick to catch more fish - people always want more, never satisfied.

(Esteban, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 9:31, archived)

that's not smart...

... *this* would have been smart.

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AndyK, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 11:43, archived)

bit like a lofi nokia game thing...

www.liquidcode.org/worm.html

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 5:54, archived)

would you trust this man?

http://www.draw3d.com/

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 5:38, archived)

Spot the similarity...

(james, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 7:20, archived)

The strongest bear of all

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/nm/20011021/en/imdf21102001090718a.html

And apparently he can drive, too.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 3:19, archived)

i saw this

incredible image in the metro last week. how does the panda get the grip and leverage to pick up those weights? I think the weights are glued to his hands with a hot glue gun moments before the stunt. The standing is a pain reaction to the heat from the molten glue.

(Esteban, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 3:34, archived)

And he can dunk a basketball.

Wow. I can't do that.

(james, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 4:50, archived)

Maybe he should join.

The Powerlifting Bears Club

(james, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 4:58, archived)

racing penguins!

(roboto, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 2:57, archived)

Woo I got big air

Plus it has herrings, software with herrings rules. Except for MsWord which has bad herrings that muck up stuff like tables, and MsExcel's alignment herrings etc etc

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nicey, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 7:19, archived)

I've just noticed

Is that the arm of a very large polar bear entering
the frame top left. If he's after our penguin, he'd better
watch out for Mr T, Face and the others

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chthonic, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 8:16, archived)

what?

why is the ten year old still awake isnt school at like 6... i could never wake up that early againg if you paid me... well that life

(who cares, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 0:07, archived)

this sucks

so yeah i tried this
even when i didnt go outside the line it said i lost
so.... fuck this

(melissa, Tue 30 Oct 2001, 0:04, archived)

I was quietly flying along

and got shot at by this

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 17:25, archived)

I cant quite put my finger on it

but something just aint right with that

(Sul, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 17:32, archived)

She ought to be careful

they shoot elephants in africa.

(Zephirus, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 17:46, archived)

The IRC channel is banned

I tried to join #betas on irc.wolfpac.org but chanserv banned me and told me "this channel may not be used". I was adviced to go to the channel in a movie about the supposedly upcoming windows version 'blackcomb', so I'm assuming that the ban is piracy related. Anyway, does that channel have anything to do with this site?

(Xector, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 14:47, archived)

I really don't know

...perhaps you should ask them

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 17:33, archived)

SWF

FUCK!!!!

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 14:27, archived)

It's....it's

so......deep. profound and amazing.

(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 14:43, archived)

Steuerfachangestellte

I only experimented with file sizes

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 14:50, archived)

you made that?

you didnt just experiment with file sizes, you gave an answer to the enternal quetion, you manifested the divine ambrosia in flash form.......you took angel voices and made them into a web page......

(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 14:59, archived)

Fremdsprachenkorrespondent/in

well , ... i think i hate you ....

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 15:02, archived)

why????!

(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 15:39, archived)

Tremors

cause you`re 15

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 15:42, archived)

Steuerberater

No, sorry i like you ... no! i love you!

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 15:45, archived)

wait a cotton picking second

Steuerberater
doesnt that mean ...tax counsil? something like that, waht are you on about????

(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 16:06, archived)

Des Teufels Anwalt

im on RaketenWuermer

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 16:10, archived)

and thats

reason enough to hate me? have at you, scurvy dog. are you german or something? those were quite extensive compound nouns for your subject lines..... if your not sure then have a look here cos you might be german and just not know it....

(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 15:53, archived)

damn right

everyone loves me. potentially. ahhhhhh....deepness from a 15 year old at 10pm, what is the world coming to????

(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 15:55, archived)

Dumbasses with Milch

Yes iam a German (and i am Yuval Gabay).

p.s.:this site is great!

and i really like you .... and now you get a Nasenmann :o)

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 16:05, archived)

ahhhh ich spreche ein

bishen deustch......ich kann nicht ein handstand machen.....okay ill stick to english. and what the egg is a nose man? you germans.....crazy i say. unlike us brits, perfectly normal. tea with scones and all that....

(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 16:08, archived)

Rudi Carell

No Handstand? oh my god! you should drink more Malzbier!

http://www.vitamalz.de/

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 16:12, archived)

sounds

alcoholic to me. cant be bad. ich habe deustche in meine shule fur vier jahr ....gestudiert. und im still crap. quite amazing really.

(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 16:15, archived)

Sauerkraut mit Zwiebeln

Malzbier is alcoholfree

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 16:18, archived)

awww

but alcohol canmake anything fun. even .....kassefussmann.

(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 16:27, archived)

Sauerkraut mit Zwiebeln

i just realised thats onions and sour cream!!!! urgh!!!

(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 16:45, archived)

Gamestar

This is a nose man: :o)

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 16:15, archived)

StefanRaab

I hope nobody will read this!
(All Your Base are Belong to us)

im off cu

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 16:20, archived)

oops

nearly fell off the edge, there. must be more careful

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 16:29, archived)

its that

damn baby,doesnt look where hes walking

(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 16:43, archived)

Just found this:

noop

Sorry for the large majority of Mac advocates here, but those of you with a PC should play this =)

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spacefish bong!, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 13:46, archived)

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