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# Photoshop this?
I couldn't resist...

(Fscott, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:49, archived)
# Do you
think it needs it??

Is bizzare enuff already!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:53, archived)
# look out, charles!
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:43, archived)
# <applause>
A laff to finish the day off; nice one.

Ah'm gannin' hyem.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:46, archived)
# woo! Had this minimized for 2 days
and winduhs hasn't crashed on me. Rather fetching, those earrings.

(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Walrussell Crowe
(Broon, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:35, archived)
# Oooh..
i think i just had Deja Vu :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:36, archived)
# Look.. I can't be arsed to do the images
but heres a little game for you. Its the Sophie-Rhyme-o-matic. Simply pick a word from each of the 3 lists and make a Sophie rhyme. Hurrah.

Sophie
Coffee
Toasty
Roasty
Toffee
Softy

Ellis
Zealous
Baylis
Jealous
Elfish
Tennis
Flemish
Greenwich
Radish

Bexter
Wexford
Sex Tour
Sex Whore
Keks Whore
Big store
Next door
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:32, archived)
# Javascript
it anyone?

I'll give it a go...
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:35, archived)
# bexter
doesn't rhyme with wexford. however molester does. sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:38, archived)
# That
doesn't seem to bother some of the people making pictures, so I didn't let it bother me, either :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:40, archived)
# Ellis rhymes with radish?
Well well.
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 12:21, archived)
# Morrissey is evil!
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:25, archived)
# liking it
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:31, archived)
# hehehe
Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:33, archived)
# rofl
smashing :)
(KingMob, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:34, archived)
# not my work
is it from the b3ta archives? I just found it on www.seethru.co.uk
(KingMob, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:20, archived)
# nope.
not us. maybe filepile / fark / somethingawful ?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:23, archived)
# yeah
that'd be FARK. they have a fascination with those funky things in the background.. Think they're a japanese thing.
(Idyll23, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:41, archived)
# I love
those things in the background though... what are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:24, archived)
# kitten eating
corned beef?
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:28, archived)
# ooh yes...
now that idea I do like... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:36, archived)
# those things
are japanese mad beast DOMO KUN



domo kun is a strange creature BORN FROM AN EGG
(yaffle, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 12:02, archived)
# Lots of those kitty pictures...
Found this handy link where someone has put all the kitty pictures in one place.. enjoy

www.oralse.cx/contrib.html
(Hanrahan, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 12:55, archived)
# Trophy Wellies-Fester


(Richie, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:12, archived)
# Inspired
Quite wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 13:26, archived)
# Naughty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:06, archived)
# is everyone entirely comfortable with ...
... the juxtaposition of child and pornography?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:14, archived)
# ...
<REACTION TYPE="knee-jerk">What? Child pornography you say? RIGHT! You light the torches, you get the pitchforks and I'll round up some bricks!</REACTION>
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:16, archived)
# no
but the child seems to be...
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:16, archived)
# er
a little kid finds porn mag and reads it? gosh that would never happen would it now.
(scabby dog, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:21, archived)
# Well...
Child *in* pornography... very wrong.

Child *looking at* pornography... pretty normal.

Obnoxious-looking kid having a sneaky peek at Razzle? Well, I found it quite funny. But I made it.

But hey, your message board. I don't mind if you take it off.
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:31, archived)
# Nono
I think Rob was making a little joke, no?

Its very funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:33, archived)
# barry george!
This is a creepy auction
cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1521755755
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:06, archived)
# YAY!
Noelys ace.
My housemate must be selling her collection....
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:18, archived)
# The circle is complete
YOU are now scaring ME :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:26, archived)
# Hurrah
Go me. I do try.

A small selection of Noel Edmonds related gumph in our house: A bandana with the words "I heart Noely"
Lisa wears it out sometimes.

And an actual autographed CARD... see. Noel Edmonds is not a cheapskate....
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:31, archived)
# uh... huh...
/me backs away slowly...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:34, archived)
# Dopey Terrace Dexter (Fletcher)

Oh and if anyones interested theres a signed Dexter Fletcher photo on Ebay. Current bid: £1. *smirk*
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:00, archived)
# Wow!
It got a bid? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:02, archived)
# dexter merchandise
is great
cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1521309000

(noones selling a golden joystick, however)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:05, archived)
# But what about
B3ta's favourite Z-list "celebrity", Gaz Top? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:13, archived)
# Gaz Top
Smiled at me in a seductive manner in a clothes shop in Leeds, a few years ago. I smirked... cos I used to fancy him when I was 9!
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 13:17, archived)
# I bet
..it was his mum.

(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:06, archived)
# Heh
Nahh.. she's probably the seller :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:11, archived)
# Sophie Dallas Pornstar
http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/images/fullsize/sophie2.jpg [porn image changed to link]
(Dave Mash, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:45, archived)
# This is quite odd
in a follow yer mouse clock kind of way.

koint.50megs.com/Clock.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:45, archived)
# it's
30 seconds slow........
(redifusion, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:51, archived)
# you are 30 seconds slow.
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:53, archived)
# i'm
way slower than that.....
(redifusion, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:16, archived)
# it was in javascripts.com
last week, tis old, and it's javascript not html
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:57, archived)
# Nobody
said it was HTML :)

You can't do dynamic HTML with just HTML, so thats pretty obvious anyway.

(cue someone proving me wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:03, archived)
# Says HTML on the target page.
I nicked it too, and I thought it was HTML as well.

But then, even Frontpage calls it HTML, and if Bill says it is, then it must be.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:09, archived)
# Yer
quite right. Next time i'll actually visit the link before I rant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:14, archived)
# hey
the site it was on said it was html.

i'll need a discussin with my hardcore programmer and then i'll get back about the provign wrong (if it's possible, if not i'll just keep quiet
)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:11, archived)
# everything is old now ...
... I saw everthing on the internet last year.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:15, archived)
# Heh
my boss gets pissed off with me because every time he emails me something funny, I keep going "Oh yeah.. seen that.." :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:18, archived)
# is that furtive's shadow in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:41, archived)
# Sophie Ellis-Tractor


I know its crap
(Richie, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:31, archived)
# done it
if you note my earlier entry which also included 'hellish'. thank you. *looks smug*
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:36, archived)
# sorry in advance


The Quo weeing on Teddy Edward and the Fraggles!
(I helped save b3ta! currymonster, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:30, archived)
# fingercrabs
thank goodness that I found your´s site to day soo Iget my self an finger crab don´t now how I menage before!THANKS
Harriet "harpan"
(harriet, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:20, archived)
# i think
you are typing a bit fast there.
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:41, archived)
# you can now buy the statue
Dopey Berries Jester
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:18, archived)

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