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Johnny G (via DAZ)

he says, "John Major to stand in Staines by-election."

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:58, archived)

random i know but it is friday afterall

(scroogedmcduckz, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:52, archived)

It's Friday and I'm in love.

with that.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:53, archived)

check out my mini webpage

http://yakyakyak.blogspot.com/

(scroogedmcduckz, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:57, archived)

Ali Bee

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crab_bloke), Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:48, archived)

I love that we've attempted to do a non animal

challenge... but the b3ta massive has turned it back to animals. this is the way it should be. EVERYONE ROCKS! DO YOU HEAR? YOU ALL ROCK.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:54, archived)

OH !!

LOOK AT THAT!! It looks a bit like my lodger's ex-boyfriend

(Nacho, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:56, archived)

i wish I could be

your lodger.

the lodger of luuuurrrrve

(bastardizor, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 11:31, archived)

Ali Baa Baa

(Nacho, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:48, archived)

yay!

brill! pun-tastic.

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AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:48, archived)

Cheers!

Bit of a rushed job though

(Nacho, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:57, archived)

I've bleached my hair again

I'VE GONE GINGER!!!! ARGHHHHHH!

(Sul, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:38, archived)

i've got ginger hair and so does pep

ginger hair is fantastic.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:38, archived)

Unless

it's on your back

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crab_bloke), Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:41, archived)

that's my back tuft

I call him harry.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:43, archived)

YOU'RE GINGER? FANTASTIC!

well done mate.

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pep, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:42, archived)

who

works on this site and are you self employed. I am (bi)curious. Also where is this based? Now I am being (boring) curious but I am sure people are interested.

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:44, archived)

we are based on the moon.

and we are funded by a Columbian sugar daddy.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:46, archived)

BUT!

the moon is made of meat. we've established this already. tom?

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buttercup, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:46, archived)

Yes. The moon is a Meat Mine

and that's a B3ta Fact.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:48, archived)

and all meat mines are mine

so hands off before you think about coming round to steal them young man.

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pep, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:52, archived)

all your base

are belong to cal

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buttercup, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:46, archived)

I thought this

might happen. Sorry.

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:46, archived)

what for?

now you've asked, b3ta will have to kill you. sorry

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buttercup, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:47, archived)

I am sorry

for trying to find your secret bunker by pretending to be an innocent web baby.

I will find you though. One day, when you are not expecting it. I will find you and I will do things.

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:50, archived)

what is a web baby?

Will it grow up to be a full grown internet? Who is its mother?

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:53, archived)

the question you need to ask is

Who's the Daddy? Who is the daddy - what's my name? Say it again! What's my NAME!?

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:56, archived)

Your Name

is Stephen, Esteban the Spanish equivalent...

(Special K, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:58, archived)

cor really? What like?

will they make us go all funny? will you wear you doctors coat and... and...
umm, nothing.
sorry. I'll get back to work.

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pep, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:54, archived)

what work

are you doing?

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:57, archived)

fool!

mining meat.
You know that...

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pep, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:59, archived)

ah haaaa

I see you from my observation tower. You are on the moon, near a big hole with a shovel and a laptop. He he he, I see you have some penguins too. Hello penguins!!

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 11:02, archived)

uh oh

they're waving at you and just can't stop. Back to the mines penguins! The meat the meat...
damn it - they're so unruley on a Friday.

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pep, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 11:53, archived)

psst.

you ain't seen me, right?

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AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:57, archived)

you work

near freeserve

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:59, archived)

Not me, guv.

Not at all.

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AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 11:01, archived)

you work

in farringdon?

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buttercup, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 11:01, archived)

that freaked me out for reasons other than you think

i have a folder on my desk called EXACTLY the same thing.

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pep, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 11:01, archived)

ginger...

...is very sexy

but we already find you sexy, naked dancing man

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buttercup, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:41, archived)

:-D

The naked dancing is all part of my plan to hypnotise internet users and have my wicked way with them, yes thats right, I'll make them clean my flat once a week!

mwuh ha haaaaaa!

Now get yer knickers on and make me cup of tea!

(Sul, Sat 3 Nov 2001, 6:24, archived)

Someone

at the BBC is here - I can feel it...

Beware, we might get listed on one of their web round up pages.

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:33, archived)

i used to work for

the BBC...

Bastards.

(bastardizor, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:34, archived)

I love the BBC

I phone them up every day with a fresh Anthrax scare.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:36, archived)

Like they're touring again

Lord help us

(milk_explosion, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:37, archived)

good point. They're called Semtex now..

... which sounds like a PR disaster waiting to happen.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:38, archived)

I would have called them Man Fat

But then we're back to that PR thing again.

(milk_explosion, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:39, archived)

Yeah

Bastards! We know you are here, Mr BBC desktop surfer, stealing programme ideas.

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:36, archived)

The BBC?

Do you mean the Bath Bus Company?

(Special K, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:37, archived)

Might be..

..one of the good 'uns - like Mark or Lard.

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KQ, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:36, archived)

Maybe you are right...

we should be on best behaviour.

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:37, archived)

Ali Flea

(bastardizor, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:33, archived)

um...

ali pee?

my brain hurts.

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AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:43, archived)

is that

ginger man you?

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:45, archived)

thankfully...

not. This is what I look like. Honest.

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AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:47, archived)

I can't do those pictures . .

. . but if anyone can mix Ali G and Simon Weston they'll be my hero.

(milk_explosion, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:25, archived)

Milk Explosion

On a mixed pic of Ali G and Simon Weston? Eeeeww.

(Special K, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:26, archived)

Hey . . .

nothing weird about that.

Although I'd rather be booming my juice over Mo Mowlam rubbing a beetle. Aww Papa!

(milk_explosion, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:35, archived)

COME ON!

YOU IS ALL BATTY!

(Special K, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:24, archived)

Is Ali G(ay)?

Well come on, he's got a goatee...

(Special K, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:17, archived)

Haa

Hajo K

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:18, archived)

Hajo

Haaa!!!! Esteban, ca va?

(Special K, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:20, archived)

He is a batty man, 'ight?

(Special K, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:19, archived)

Ay Lye Guh

>He is a batty man, 'ight?

-'b' +'tw'

(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 14:21, archived)

Ali T

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AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:13, archived)

Tony G (via Daz)

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:07, archived)

Ali Pea (via KQ)

We love doctors.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:55, archived)

jesus that is

brilliant.

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:56, archived)

where do

green pea children come from?

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:05, archived)

They come from

Bafflingly proud parents' photo albums. Or perhaps eating too many peas.

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KQ, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:10, archived)

your parents

have vision

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:15, archived)

I think

they may have something to do with the incredible hulk.

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Wifey, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:11, archived)

c'est nes pas une image

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:54, archived)

wow - that that a magritte reference?

you rock.
You are a fine artiste indeed.

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pep, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:20, archived)

thank you for

noticing.

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:24, archived)

Dame Edna G

(inspired by Joel's Ann Widdecombe)

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AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:45, archived)

actually, it does look a bit

like Richard Branson.

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AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:56, archived)

more ali's in my onbox than voices in my head (via Guy Warley)

Looks like we've got help in saving the web.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:34, archived)

ali g. more inbox fun (via Gary Robert Kelly)

He says, "Thanks again for putting me up. Thought I'd chip in with more Crispy
nonsense. Hope you like."

And would like to mention his site http://www.angelfire.com/hi5/blackbess

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:28, archived)

no reason

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AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:26, archived)

oops

twice. twice. and I can't delete one... :(

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AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:27, archived)

bugger... cal has buggered off somewhere

and we can't delete. oh well. it'll all be back to normal soon.

it's all for a good reason... we'll have super super challenge image achives. woo.

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rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:30, archived)

groovy

pah! cal! sheesh.... never mind.

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AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:31, archived)

i'm back with dolly mixtures

and deleting stuff is fixed. me and my bad code. jeeeez.

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buttercup, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:41, archived)

We love you still

for fixing the homepage for us mac people..

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Wifey, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:45, archived)

call yourself a coder?

:)
Damn. Dolly mixtures. That's what I need. Or Haribo Fizzy Mix.

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AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:46, archived)

Sherbet Dib Dabs

or stella. Maybe I'll go for Stella.

(james, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:48, archived)

daddy

or chips?

(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:58, archived)

errrm...

daddy.

no, chips...

no, daddy... Arrrrgh!

(bastardizor, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:15, archived)

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