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[challenge entry] sheepali eats lemon
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:25, archived)
# Rob! help!
it won't delete and I can't shrink iy.. Bugger...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:29, archived)
# cal is on the case
he's just said, "that's interesting" and started typing furiously.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:35, archived)
# Fixed.
Who did that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:36, archived)
# it;'s Ali G as a citrus sheep!
woah! Wife, you are fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:52, archived)
# Virgin
It's my first time...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:13, archived)
# well, if it didn't hurt
here's to many more.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:21, archived)
# It gets easier
all the time - so I'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] ali g. in my inbox. (via Daz)


He says, "is it becoz i is pukka?"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:20, archived)
# Look who was there to save the day...
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry] inbox ali (via Olly Aphonix)


He says, "Please enjoy my kindly offering of this first ever effort by me. From me. Which is mine. By me."

He also wants you to check out his site at
http://www.aphonicsounds.com
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry] annie g
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:59, archived)
# that is possibly the most hideous
thing I have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:06, archived)
# she's dead sexy
innit
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:13, archived)
# That's very scary
Did you see her have a makeover on gmtv the other day?? She nearly looked human..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:43, archived)
# Annie My Fanny
That's James Whale, that is.
(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Aliros
(james, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry] ali g missile
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:46, archived)
# Does it
penetrate bunkers.

You could strap Jamie Oliver to the front - that would be better for humanity.
(james, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] more inbox ali (via Gavin Brammall)


(Fantastic... )
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:39, archived)
# look
at the detail in this work. The frog skin on Ali's face - that is dedicated work.
(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:09, archived)
# That Mockney Bastard (he makes a good curry though)
(Man In A Suitcase, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:20, archived)
# the backlash against the backlash on Jamie was
over a long long time ago. get with the program.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:24, archived)
# Charming!
Just saw this and thought it funny, didnt realise it would offend!
(Man In A Suitcase, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:32, archived)
# sorry. didn't offend ...
...it's just we're quite familiar with the Jamie stuff, as the site is run by a friend of ours.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:40, archived)
[challenge entry] pants!...Friday afternoon and all that.....
(Nacho, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:18, archived)
# is this you nacho?
You're lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:41, archived)
# well...I am special!
(yeah, special needs)
Do you reckon Bastardizor will still want a date with me?!!!
(Nacho, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:03, archived)
# with that beard
you look a bit like Cuttie so he will undoubtedly want a date with you! Him and Cuttie go back a long way in time...
(Man In A Suitcase, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:06, archived)
# Cuttie Sark?
Did you see the schmoking squirrel part II? It was done especially for you...
(Nacho, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:12, archived)
# women
are fun
(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:23, archived)
# I'm glad I brought that to your attention!
Men are fun too - as long as they aim about an inch or so higher than they think they should.......
(Nacho, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:36, archived)
# More women
should make silly pictures and put them on the web.
(Esteban, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:04, archived)
# What do you mean make silly pictures?
that's an un-photoshopped photograph!!
(Nacho, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 10:23, archived)
# Cuttie Williams of course!
aaaah schweet especially for me? reminds me of a song....



mwaah x
(Man In A Suitcase, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:24, archived)
# Get me a hat like that
for my birthday!! It puts my Calvin Klein cut-up pants hat to shame.
(Nacho, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:33, archived)
# I hope
you washed them first.
(Man In A Suitcase, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:58, archived)
# I love this site so much
Pure madness, pure brilliance.
(milk_explosion, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:18, archived)
# I love your name
"Milk Explosion" - evocative.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:20, archived)
# Hmmm ... do I know you ?
Do I ?
(anat0010, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:18, archived)
# Na'lie G....
I reckon I look quite good as a man...I might turn it into a full time hobby
(Nacho, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ali-g in my inbox (via DRGS corporation)


They said, "Hello. Attatched photoshoped Ali G. Pic. Hope you like. DRGS corporation.//
Administration."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:17, archived)
# Hurnggg
I like it.

(if I don't say that they'll beat me up).
(Olly Aphonix, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 9:01, archived)
# mmm munch attack
(Nacho, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:14, archived)
[challenge entry] How do I post my photoshopped Ali G??
How?? How?? How??
(Olly Aphonix, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:06, archived)
# email it to
[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:10, archived)
# New Weapon in the War Against Terror

Inspired by chimpy's cruise missile comment, i thought I'd develop this. The Kitten Missile will seek out and destroy plates of milk, the undersides of sofas and anything that looks like it might be a mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 2 Nov 2001, 7:35, archived)
# Is it guided
By a complicated system of curtains and string?
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 7:50, archived)
# the cat we've got keeps going for my feet
he's turned evil - he lunges as I walk past.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 7:55, archived)
# it's very versatile
but also somewhat unpredictable. It will basically go for anything which moves, but sometimes falls asleep in mid-chase. Also, it often retreats from things which actually pose no threat. special forces on the ground can guide it to target by rapidly moving their fingers or pulling pieces of string.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:02, archived)
# Can it
Target previously inaccessible stuff up chimneys and under floorboards, or behind washing machines?
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:08, archived)
# yup
it's difficult to transport though- it tends to hide under the seat of the vehicle and stay there for ages while you try to coax it out.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:28, archived)
# I find
that a saucer of milk and a nice bit of salmon often gets it out.
(james, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:47, archived)
[challenge entry] inbox image (via Dr KQ)


Thanks KQ. You rule.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 7:17, archived)
# ugh
(Man In A Suitcase, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 7:12, archived)
# is he trying to spell something
with that? it looks a bit odd. Maybe he could try writing:
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 7:24, archived)
# that's really good
not sure why someone would shit b3ta ou their arse... but I'm very happy they have done.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 7:30, archived)
# What I quite like is that
he is holding some bog roll for later.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 2 Nov 2001, 8:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't think he's very well today
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 2 Nov 2001, 7:07, archived)

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