They both have micropenises, and spend time together having micropenis sword fights whilst struggling to shit because their colons are both full of tiny little spiders that are shitting and laying baby spider eggs inside of their bodies.
(OctoI ruin everything.,
Thu 22 Jan 2026, 16:05,
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Must say i',m quite proud of that logo edit. Coming soon:
Constitution Edition US Reputation Edition International Community Edition
(Dave Trouser; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Thu 22 Jan 2026, 15:33,
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That's way better than the actual answer
which is that this is reply to a trolley problem where the lever either kills the tied up people or doubles the number of tied up people for the next player.
(Andy_RAt the third stroke, the time will be precisely,
Thu 22 Jan 2026, 15:44,
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You are the product of the imagination of a brain in a jar
attempting to abstract the problem presented to it in its own reality, itself the product of another brain in a jar, and so on.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede,
Thu 22 Jan 2026, 15:55,
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..Which could be an example of a computational limitation set on us by the low-hierarchy imaginary brain-in-a-jar responsible for simulating this, the worst of all realities.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede,
Thu 22 Jan 2026, 16:52,
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b3ta, I mean.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede,
Thu 22 Jan 2026, 16:55,
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Yet another ubishit game. We all cry
(OctoI ruin everything.,
Thu 22 Jan 2026, 14:56,
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