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[challenge entry] Ali G4 (via oliptimus)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:38, archived)
# that's brilliant
i knew he spoke binary. i just knew it.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:52, archived)
# It just came off in me hand, honest
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:37, archived)
# morning all.....
(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:40, archived)
# That is
shocking

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:48, archived)
# 'allo darlin.
(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:24, archived)
# I BEG YOUR PARDON!!!!
Are you talking to me?

(bastardizor, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:28, archived)
# that beard
has to go!

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:33, archived)
# hey boys!
look at the idiot holding me.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:37, archived)
# Its wednesday morning, I'm hungover and
I thought I would post a picture of a big tortoise.

(bastardizor, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:18, archived)
# and a picture of an orangutan in a jumper
that looks EXACTLY like my boss.

(bastardizor, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:21, archived)
# from an advert...
"...and every office should have a monkey."

Never a truer word spoken.
(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:25, archived)
# some one (andy?)
should make the orangutan eat the baby eating the man eating the baby
(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:42, archived)
# happy to oblige
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:59, archived)
# Pure, unadulterated, utter, UTTER
Genious.

Lordy.

(bastardizor, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 4:51, archived)
# That is the stuff
of dreams.

"Oh my God, it's full of stars"
(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 5:02, archived)
# I have to write more about this
it is bloody brilliant. I am laughing. If I was drinking coffee I would spit it all over my computer.

The baby Orangutan is eating the baby, who is eating the man who is eating the baby.

Where do we go next? Surely our work here is done.

Look at it, look at how the orangutan holds all the eaters, the animal is king - and that is the spirit of b3ta.

Genius.

Hold me.
(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 5:06, archived)
# I bow
in supplication to this mighty work.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Nov 2001, 6:06, archived)
# it's duncan's older brother...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:35, archived)
# Thanks
alot pep fidel and sul! I'll be sure to get my brother to get me photoshop. (hes pro at hacking software...heh) And sorry about the clown.
(shadysladysb, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Rather Late and Rather Bad
But who cares?
(thellama73, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 20:58, archived)
# oh lordy.
it really is time for bed.
G'night.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 19:58, archived)
# What's Andy Scared Of?


I think it's this.

That's what he gets for trying to hunt giant gerbils.
(thellama73, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes....well...
this seems to be a bit in poor taste and well...a bit scary. I am also a user of paint and I seem to be quite tired of the program, can anyone reccomend a good graphic program that I may acquire? If you could that would be much appreciated.

Osama Bin Ali. My goodness.
(shadysladysb, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 19:35, archived)
# Paint Shop Pro
Is the best, if you're looking for a demo.
Or you could just hit irc and get Photoshop, or pay for it. Either way is fine, but only one is legal.
(Fidel, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 19:51, archived)
# yeah
go for paintshop pro, you can do most of the stuff you want to with it.

I'll make a confession now, I use PSP, simply because I dont like adobe, PDF has given me too much greif for me to forgive them.
(Sul, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 20:15, archived)
# photoshop is the daddy...
but maybe too expensive...
what you doing up at theis time of day anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 19:51, archived)
# aaarrrgggh
just noticed the clown in the corner - and just intime to give me nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 19:52, archived)
# Hey Everyone...
I've been reading this board compulsively for weeks now, and it has got to be the funniest thing on the web. Anyway, I doubt I'll be able to contribute much as I don't have Photoshop or Flash or any of that good stuff, but here's a little something I made (in Paint! Yea!).


It's an evil Leia pez dispenser! Ah!
(thellama73, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 17:39, archived)
# that is truly evil
like we have not seen before
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 17:42, archived)
# is that a Pez?
it rocks. Don't you wory about using Paint. I use a small piece of chalk, and the pavement.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 17:46, archived)
# Hello
That's dead cool. Don't worry about technical proficiency- it's the gag that counts. And evil Leia Pez gags definitely count as good. Woo! Welcome aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 6 Nov 2001, 18:12, archived)
# thats one of the best
things I've seen done in paint since my Sul n' James comic strips, superb, more more!

it frightens me btw!
(Sul, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 18:13, archived)
# the clowns
are not right. Clowns are not right at all - please stop with the clowns.
(Esteban, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 17:22, archived)
# I hate it
when grandma cracks open the sherry and invites her friends from the day centre round
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 17:00, archived)
# Fucko the Clown and his majick pony

sAD AFTER A haRD DAY AT the mall. No-one laughed. No-one even threw stuff. NO-one gave a shit. Fucko's life is meaningless. People take more notice of a crane fly invasion. Even the majick pony is dimly aware that some thang just ain't right. She is afflicted with equestrian acne and even goats shun her. Is this is the rightful fate of all clowns - to be sad, habitual drunks and utterly alone.
(oafyuf Horseloaf Horesloafsson, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 16:26, archived)
# oh no... make me feel bad for not liking clowns
why don't you.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 16:49, archived)
# Clowns have feelings too
I wish I had made this up, but it's real ...
The tears of a clown are shared by "Merrilee" of North Brusnwick & "Flip" of Toms River as Clownfest participants reflect on America, in our time of crisis.
You'll believe a clown can grieve
(oafyuf Horseloaf Horesloafsson, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 13:15, archived)
# dial up
access is so slow. I wish I could afford nice things.
(Esteban, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 16:00, archived)
# or even have enough time in your life
for someone utterly useless like telewest to put it in 'cheaply'.
a mere million billion hour wait. They are staffed by fools. Sadly.
Altho it works now, it has to be said...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 16:51, archived)
# computers
make me glum. why don't they work properly when you ask them nicely. why do they demand you stay up late and talk to them, coaxing them into working properly. Bed now - bad computer will work tomorrow - I know it will.
(Esteban, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 17:20, archived)
# you too?
I thought it was just me that had a day like that...
chin up.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 17:33, archived)
# Telewest sent 5 people to install my phone
and still managed to put the cable box on the wall upside down and the phone socket on wonky and too close to my ethernet sockets to put the faceplate on.
I had to rewire the whole thing myself when they'd gone.

Still it works, and I now have techno house.

Hmm, is a techno house closely related to the techno mouse in crab_bloke's piccies below?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 3:26, archived)
# Agima

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 14:21, archived)
# I read the previous heading as
Angina.
(Ernest Thesiger, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 14:53, archived)
# daley-g
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 13:44, archived)
# dali-g
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 14:16, archived)
# you're a hypersurrealist, matt52
and that ain't no shit
(oafyuf Horseloaf Horesloafsson, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 16:30, archived)
# Ouchy
makes me schwing. I'm on my knees already.
(Ernest Thesiger, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 13:30, archived)
# Come to me PEP!!!!


Come to Ouchy...
(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 11:26, archived)
# oh god oh god
I knew there was a reason i shoudl be getting on with my work...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 11:31, archived)
# oh my god!
that is the single most frightening thing I've seen all day!

and I've ventured into my kitchen once or twice!
(Sul, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 11:39, archived)
# ive just realised he would look great riding a guinea pig or similar creature...
i think.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 11:49, archived)
# you're right, it does kind of suit
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 6 Nov 2001, 16:35, archived)
# Wicked!
A miniature bondage clown astride his hamster steed! I never thought I'd live to see that. Bravo sir.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 6 Nov 2001, 16:45, archived)

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