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WRONG!

hmmm, what looks like a paraplegic, canine sheriff.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:35, archived)

my brain

won't let me see the dog and the cowboy at the same time.

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:39, archived)

aah just as I requested you to put it up again

it appeared!!
Very good. It looks a bit like a bathroom mat

(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:35, archived)

funny you should say that

it feels a lot like a highly embroidered bathroom mat. There are huge MC Hammer trousers that go with it.

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:36, archived)

I'm probably not allowed to touch them though.

My friend has just told me that Al Pacino was originally offered to play the part of Han Solo but turned it down. Wow! That's my something new for the day

(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:40, archived)

confusing

Why can't you touch the trousers? There are physical difficulties in getting the trousers to you in order for you to touch them but rest assured if I could get them to you, you would be welcome to touch them.

I heard that Keanu Reeves beleives that Patric Swayze is quite crazy.

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:45, archived)

oh for Gawd's sake....

MC Hammer - can't touch this doo do dee doo ooooh ooh can't touch this.
Are you with me now, or are you still with the Woolwich?
Or the Wool Witch?
But it's nice to know that if you were here you'd let me have a little stroke of your trousers. Are you really going to make me a birthday present? I will put it in my lounge with all the other oddities if you do.

(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:18, archived)

I get it...

I am such a duuurrrr brain.

The wool witch is almost as scarey as brain-tree.

I am in the process of planning a superb present. I am going to think of the ideal present on the train home tonight. I do all my best thinking while rushing through Shenfield.

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:23, archived)

don't know Shenfield

Is is halfway between Shenley and Enfield, cos I know both of those...

(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:26, archived)

shenfield

is just before Chelmsford. It is where all the trains break down and cause me to get upset.

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:40, archived)

hold up! (dre)

you live in Chelmsford, and went to High Wycombe, errr, do we know each other...

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:50, archived)

I don't live in Chumpy

I live in Colchester. I don't know if we know each other.

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:55, archived)

thats ok

ive got a few mates i went to college with from chelmsford, oh well, unlikely really as i generally never left the antelope bar for 3 years

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 11:07, archived)

i went to

school in Chelmsford and lived near Shenfield.

(

AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 11:26, archived)

is there?

something up with the board? I've noticed some postings going walkies in the archive. E.g. the Red Bull thread on the front page has lots of replies which aren't there in the archive. Cal? (when you stop teaching yourself things)

(

AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:28, archived)

and now my

tribal pic has gone missing.

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:31, archived)

probably

abducted by visiting aliens

(

Harold, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:01, archived)

yes, that'd be it

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AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:07, archived)

AndyK?

Do you work for Adobe as a demonstrator of their Photoshop range? You truley are the best.

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:25, archived)

unfortunately not

And I would be a traitor. Truly I am a PSP man. ;)

(

AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 11:33, archived)

Look

What goes there?

(

Harold, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:43, archived)

andy and nacho

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:24, archived)

wow!

and you still have that outfit? Can we all borrow it? Maybe a b3ta fancy dress party?

(

AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:26, archived)

I've only just logged back on to the site

thought I'd better leave for a while and get on with some work, but as usual the temptation was just too much. I can't find the picture you're on about...can you post it again?
From a fellow web-monkey (ish)

(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:34, archived)

Look skyward

fool.

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:35, archived)

I have not

found out any more about tourettes boy. I have even forgotten his name. Anyone else found out anymore about him? I remember his name now - John errr John Something.

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:21, archived)

I think it was

John Snotmad.

(

crab_bloke), Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:24, archived)

aaah

now I remember.

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:26, archived)

IF YOU HAVENT BEEN HERE YET

http://www.trumperama.co.uk/trumperama/exthorror.dcr

GO THERE NOW!!!!!! :)

(bastardizor, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:19, archived)

That's terrible!

How come the incredible melting man gets a horror rating inferior to a skeleton? That's warped!

(milk_explosion, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:29, archived)

ill set him on you!!!

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:33, archived)

that looks like

my cat Doris

(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:37, archived)

Blimey

That cat, Dr Universe, sure is clever. Today's question is "What are some examples of physiological adaptations?" and he's given a truly comprehensive answer. I would would have just shrugged my shoulders and perhaps given some sarcastic reference to the way the question was structured. I'm going to ask him what ducks dream of.

(milk_explosion, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:12, archived)

good question...

make sure you keep us informed

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:13, archived)

I also like

Ask Dr. Science. He knows more than I do!

(

Harold, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:50, archived)

Rude bus

Published in Viz a few years ago, but my bloke snapped the original on holiday in Germany.

(

KQ, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:55, archived)

Inside the b3ta command and control centre

In a secret evil dome beneath the pacific ocean, dwells the b3ta commander.

(

crab_bloke), Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:54, archived)

urgh!

undeniably cute, but also inherently WRONG.

anyway, make it do stuff! it looks eager to be animated.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:06, archived)

I just realised

that he's got 2 sets of ears. That's probably what makes you instinctively feel strange about it.

(

crab_bloke), Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:16, archived)

true - because the rest of it is

completely fine...umm...

(

pep, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 11:02, archived)

Yes

it is, isn't it. After all, he is our overlord, to be obeyed without question, and hence the embodiment of spiritual and physical perfection.

(

crab_bloke), Wed 7 Nov 2001, 11:39, archived)

The INternet is made of Dolly Parton Heads

INTERCONNECTED VIA THE EVIL WEB OF SIN ...

(Ix the Wiz, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:49, archived)

I knew it

I sodding well knew it.

(

crab_bloke), Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:56, archived)

strange

the one in the bottom right corner looks very much like a pig, im sure one of them is bette middler, one is barbra windsor, and at least on is a poodle.

(steeev, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:58, archived)

hmmm

second up on the left is definatley Lilly Savage and 3rd up on the right is that whelsh (um I cant beleive I dont know how to spell that) bird off big brother.

(Sul, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:35, archived)

funny prank call mp3

a few good men mp3, prank call, its bleedin hilarious i tells ya.

(steeev, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:35, archived)

Bollocks

I was trying to listen to that when some bitch at work told me turn it down.

(milk_explosion, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:03, archived)

tell her

to mind her own business, then make rude gestures at her for the rest of the day.

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:41, archived)

this can't be serious can it?

(via Fark) Enduring Freedom trading cards

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AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:32, archived)

christ

is that the best picture they could find for Bush, he looks more gormless than ever.

oooh i want # 15. Britain's Tony Blair, A Staunch Ally

do you think it will be him with his cup of tea.

Anyway how do they work, are they like Top Trumps.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:39, archived)

make your own enduring freedom cards at fark

make your own enduring freedom cards at fark

(steeev, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:45, archived)

i'm pissed off

cos I posted two there and they were removed almost immediately :(

(

AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:46, archived)

so...

there's a b3ta one instead.

(

AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:17, archived)

I think you just collect

them and stick them in an album. Like Panini stickers.

(

AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:45, archived)

I think he's called

Prime Minister Blair nowadays. It makes him sound more manly.

(milk_explosion, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:04, archived)

What about Top Trumps as well?

My George W Bush kicks the arse of your Mullah

(james, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:51, archived)

Couldn't find any.

But I did find Super Lager Top Trumps

(james, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:58, archived)

my personal favourite

www.trumperama.co.uk/trumperama/exthorror.dcr

good for a minute or two of the afternoon.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:09, archived)

I miss the old, vengeful dieties.

(thellama73, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:02, archived)

gods ay!

they can be such cunts sometimes

(Sul, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:40, archived)

It was my Birthday.. and no one said a thing

This is how Ix the Wiz Feels ..

(Ix the Wiz, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:00, archived)

Happy birthday

when was it?

have a handsome man...

mmmmm

(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:14, archived)

oh, he seems to be a bit shy.......

(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:15, archived)

Yes but why...

does he do strange things like this?

(seanizer, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:47, archived)

because

he's cute

(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 9:30, archived)

Lovely stupid Owl pics

pelotes.jea.com/Flowlpic.htm

(seanizer, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:59, archived)

Aah, Esteban, you little sweetheart

I'm so touched by your kind words I could almost cry into my minging homemade salad lunch!! ;)
I would be chuffed to pieces if you made me a picture!!
[email protected]

(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:32, archived)

what day is

your birthday? I need time to prepare.

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:43, archived)

This Friday, the 9th

I'm at work tomorrow and then won't be in till Wednesday, but I can wait....just about. I'm all excited now. Whasindabox whasindabox?

(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:48, archived)

for your birthday

if you cant afford to go out - hire the Daniel Dawson Oompah band.

Only 10p and a packet of Quaterbacks (each).

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:33, archived)

or get some yodellers in

the latest yodelling news

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AndyK, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:43, archived)

I'm going to make a point of getting into that

I like the outfits.

(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:20, archived)

Say hi to the kids!

They look a little different, but I love them all the same.

(ozy, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:28, archived)

Don't!!

I'm well paranoid that as a result of creating mutants for The Book of Madness, I'm going to end up having Siamese twins as payback. And then all my friends who already call me Mother of Madness will laugh at me and my mutant child

(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:36, archived)

I wouldn't worry

My two are lovely all they do is smile, I guess it can get a bit annoying.
If you are going to play with the dark side.... be prepared!

(ozy, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:52, archived)

I'm always prepared

which is why I don't have children yet!!
TOUCH WOOD

(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:07, archived)

Who needs kids anyway!

If ya get broody, just borrow someone's for a day. That'll soon change your mind.

(ozy, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:16, archived)

i just scored 1604 on my shoot bee game

can you beat me?

(

rob, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:27, archived)

I scored

one trillion billion on my firstest ever go.

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:27, archived)

I wish

that posting to b3ta was my full time paid job.

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:25, archived)

yes I'm sure if I get the sack in the next few months

it will be cos I've wasted so many hours on this site. I'm well paranoid that the cookies are going to betray me. I can't help it though, I'm addicted. I feel alot safer in this little world knowing I'm not the only one who's a bit twisted round the edges.

(Nacho, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:28, archived)

i don't care

my people here have no work for me anyway. I have no idea why they let me come into work and play on their machines all day - and pay me. Actually maybe I have my dream job. I am in effect paid to post to b3ta HAAAAA!!

I WINNN!!!!

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 7:31, archived)

oh lord... you're not a web designer are you?

just wondered.

(

pep, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:20, archived)

I thought

we were all web designers?

Am I the only one - don't rat on me.

(Esteban, Wed 7 Nov 2001, 8:56, archived)

Actually

in the real world I'm an under water lion tamer.

(

crab_bloke), Wed 7 Nov 2001, 10:11, archived)