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# ok
(Hairy Midget, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 2:42, archived)
# I used him here
a long time ago...
I forget which free provider I hosted this on before - it's on my ISP account atm - hope they don't notice. There's some lewd stuff which violates their TOS on my site so the less attention I draw to it the better... Click the pic to go there!!
Sorry - I've been a reposting machine lately...
...luckily it's early and you're all still asleep - I may get away with it yet!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:23, archived)
# How the fuck..
do i post an image?
(Hairy Midget, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 2:40, archived)
# photoshop him
[img src="http://www.middle-east-online.com/MainPageNews/Pictures_Aug2001/colistroal-old-man-20-8-2001a.jpg"]
(Hairy Midget, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 2:38, archived)
# hrm.
(crashtheyank, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 2:35, archived)
# welcome!
http://www.b3ta.com/images/nav_logo_white2.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Joelf, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 2:30, archived)
# peanute butter jelly time!
http://etrata.home.attbi.com/flash/banana2.swf

PEANUT PUTTER JELLY W/ A BASEBALL BAT!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Umojan, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:55, archived)
# look

shes got acock in her mouth.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaahaoopshahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaaa
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:32, archived)
# Hey man!
Don't you mess with the CSS!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:42, archived)
# Heh heh
She's been at that all night now... Excuse me...

coat
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 8:44, archived)
# Sorry...

Havent posted this in ages...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:21, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:25, archived)
# oh go on then
but just a small one
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:26, archived)
# yo yo yo
wo wo wo
Agent V.
well, what can I say?
I have been listening to nothing but your dnb and crabbys happyhardcore all night.
I will snail u a cd of previous bootlegs i did when i used to own music software.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:18, archived)
# Excellent!
I'll mail you my home address (although I'm moving in the next month or so, will letcha know where I am tho) great stuff... Hang on, why can I still type when I can't even see the keys?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:26, archived)
# er..
me neeeeverr,
nigght
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:42, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:04, archived)
# .
Really, no honest. Ask Eminem, he doesn't mind questions like that...
*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:05, archived)
# Or is it.....
...that ridiculously bland, talentless piece of shit that fancied himself as the new George Michael (whatever the fuck that means)
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:55, archived)
# Please great b3ta-ers! Help!
What is the song from the Bunny game!? I must know.
(Fidel, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:47, archived)
# aaargh!
don't make me think about that game! makes me violent... dangerous... i DO LOVE BUNNY!!!!!!!!

but other than that, i don't have a clue. ask rob when he's about
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:55, archived)
# or the all-knowing dawolfey
=)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:20, archived)
# why....
that would be Gymnopedia No. 1 by Satie i believe
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:05, archived)
# lurking?
cheers DW!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:20, archived)
# hey pickled
sent you another mail...
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:45, archived)
# and now.... to bed!
night all!
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:45, archived)
# wwoooooo
x2ooo

heaven is a wolfey. cheers m8. I owe you a fat one. :)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:54, archived)
# Yo yo yo!
Mr Pizza, send your email address to [email protected] 'cos I may need to message you about something soon. When I get the time off work, I will come visit at Pizza Mansions if thats ok? I also get to meet your darling daughter as a precursor to my daughter growing up. Whch, if she's anything like me, will be hell on earth... For years
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:58, archived)
# check your box.....ooh missus!
i don't think meeting jasmin will aid psychological images of your daughter, as she is mad beyond crazy.
good worst case scenario tho'... :)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:09, archived)
# However
I did manage to get my 20-month-old daughter to say "Woo" and "Yay" yesterday when she was having a bath, obviously aside from saying "bubbles" and "daddy" which is just nice.
Thankfully she hasn't said "poo poo" yet whilst she's in the bath, which basically means that the four turdmen of the apocolypse are about to break loose from her bowels. I can tell she's my daughter...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:13, archived)
# The fucking big fat fucking fucker....
....featured earlier, wanking in front of his web-cam, is surely related to Corporal Pyle of 'Full Metal Jacket' fame?

...and if not, blah-de-blah-de-fucking-blah, you bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:38, archived)
# What is
you major malfunction, numb-nuts?
Classic Kubrick film, how were you on Saturday after the B3ta party? I was hangin badly. Good to meetcha tho chap! Have you seen the picture of you gurning yet?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:40, archived)
# Yes, I've seen it....
....and thanks to whoever took it for putting it up.
I was OK, as far as I know, on Saturday. I got up pretty late. You know.

I hope the furore over the 'do' dies down a bit, to be honest. It's a real fucker to go to a site like b3ta and be greeted by loads of in-jokes and 'party-snaps'. Don't wish to sound like a party-pooper, but the site is famous for being funny and innovative.

Make sense, or am I being far too sensitive (or a cunt)??!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:45, archived)
# Naaaah chap!
You were one of the many stars that were there on Friday and it was a pleasure and an honour to meetcha! I trust you will be there at the next par-tay?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:00, archived)
# i for one
agree,
although it was class,
the kerwallity has subsided from the potatoshopping side of things.
although glass penises and miffy amused me today. big time.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:13, archived)
# even this one

Licking cock?
I just got bored and posted it again
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:16, archived)
# never mind..
i have mailed this everywhere, instead of the original, to ensure it returns.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:21, archived)
# Spacefish! I'm glad you're here....
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:32, archived)
# yay woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:38, archived)
# haha
.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:40, archived)
# woo!
we're all awake today, aren't we?

i'm awake today cos i had a nap from six til eight so i could be awake now, but nevermind...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:42, archived)
# Im always up late
Cant be arsed to sleep. I do that at the weekend when i dont have access to a computer.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:43, archived)
# uh-oh
the "c" word. mustn't think about all the computers i'll have to stare blankly at tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:57, archived)
# i'm running out of beer
and time
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:58, archived)
# Spacefish
you are a top guy! I couldn't help myself when I saw that pic of you posted :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:41, archived)
# np
i love it

hoorah for the large number of archives since saturday morning!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:45, archived)
# when u get a chance
get back down here!!!
(about archives, I've been back over and over, but i can't find that pic of the young ones, do you know where it is?)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:01, archived)
# will do! but probably not til glastonbury sort of time.
and as for the young ones, not seen it yet!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:11, archived)
# Sadly...
I had to call a friend to ask what the name of the artist was to get the picture in the first place. I couldn't remember. The first thing they said to me was "You're pissed, aren't you?" which was inexplicably true. BTW Edvard Munch - The Scream
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:43, archived)
# wayhay
ive finished my essay. its 400 words too short and not very good, but its finished. now i can go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:30, archived)
# I am so dead....

No Wensleydale?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:29, archived)
# i once made the mistake
of telling my mates girlfriend taht she had "a lonely smile, like wallace out of wallace and gromit". she no longer speaks to either of us.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:31, archived)
# Well people have actually said to me
when I used to work at Amex "You have a lovely voice, have you ever been on the radio?" and some people that have met have have said "You have a face fit for radio" maybe a career path forming here, as I was offered the *shudder* job of hosting the Brighton Pier radio station for a couple of months about 2 years ago. The guy was a spitting image of Nicey
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:37, archived)
# crackin'
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:32, archived)
# sorry Vulga..
but i just worked out Potatoshop 7...
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:25, archived)
# Funnily enough
that's how that machine ended up. I remember getting shot of the 25 kilo machine (oh yes, they built 'em well in my day) and watching it get crushed by the dustbin men's cart.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:28, archived)
# I'm still going...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:04, archived)
# woo hoo!
i thought of that first!

i did.

I love you
you're my bestest mate you are, i love
you

i'm so happy

i love the

er

fukit
i love you all
(i'm not pissed..'onest)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:12, archived)
# Marvellous!
Glad to hear that Vik is fine and well again. I guess that the intense abuse of alcohol on Friday was to blame. I'm suffering from a slightly burnt face, as I've been out in the cold, but the sun at the same time, which fools you in to thinking that you're safe from being sunburnt. But knowing that I'm as pale as I am, I should have known better... Effectively saying I should have researched it on the internet, thus keeping me from said harmful rays... Although I am pissed and don't know what I'm going on about...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:18, archived)
# I knew a harmful Ray once,
but he was okay after a bifta or two.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:26, archived)
# he should have chanted a mantra
then he would have been a mantra ray.

heya all! i'm back from the pub- can you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:30, archived)
# I
can't
read.... too... blurred
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 24 Apr 2002, 1:15, archived)

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