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[challenge entry] The kittens
are breeding
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 4:26, archived)
# aaargh
squid. kittens. flying. aaargh
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 28 Nov 2001, 4:29, archived)
# Also...
There's more than one. Should it be the attach of the Squid Kittens? I think so.
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 8:41, archived)
# Or !
Kitten Squids.
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 8:42, archived)
# Ahhh, but
I'm fairly sure that the plural of squid is squid.

If it had been Squid Kittens (which in hindsight has a better ring too it....)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 10:04, archived)
# Lego Vs Monty Python !
Haven't posted for a while ...oooweerr anywho found this Wickedly funny Video Clip (available in a variety of sizes) so here it is and try no to laugh too loud and wake up the entire office Lego Vs Monty Python
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 4:20, archived)
# That is the coolest thing in the world
ever.
(thellama73, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:17, archived)
# We are "Kerrang! Website of the Week"
'A FIRM hats off is due to the mighty Buffy's Swearing Keyboard (which can be found at the really rather long www.afroman.f2s.com/buffyswear/). Cunning in it's simplicity, this presents those with time on their hands with the opportunity to make Buffy The Vampire Slayer utter all manner of rude words simply by hitting the keys of their computer keyboard. Our fave Slayer expletives include such hardy perennials as "F**k", "Arse", and "Tit", but it's extra verbal volleys like "Hymen", "Vaginal discharge" and a shrieked "Minge!" which make this truly enchanting.'

Kerrang thinks we rock. Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 4:04, archived)
# Yay!
We Raaaaaaaawk, shoorly.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 28 Nov 2001, 4:17, archived)
# tales of a photoshopper
or "how to create a meme".
Taliban singles.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 4:03, archived)
# mining the moon?
they mention nothing about meat. is that a well guarded secret?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 3:28, archived)
# This is
one of Pep's slaves, displaying cores taken during drilling at her Lunar Meat Mine. Note the damage caused to his hands by constant moon meat mining.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 28 Nov 2001, 3:44, archived)
# pep is a slavedriver
She even makes them wear swimming shorts to mine the meat.

but the results are outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 4:01, archived)
# That poor bloke
has turned black and white due to excessive moon meat mining. Pep can be so heartless.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 28 Nov 2001, 4:19, archived)
# where is she anyway?
pep? been a bit quiet recently. working too hard? too much meat?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 5:05, archived)
# She's been hard at work
making a template for a crab head-dress for me, I know that much. and finger crabs. I think they're nearly done. hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 28 Nov 2001, 5:30, archived)
# does anyone know...
...which page of the archives i might find the "electric dreams" track used in the hawking movie?
(impleshtein, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 23:41, archived)
# The post was
originally here. The MP3 is here.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 3:08, archived)
# those were the days
I remember archive 23 - that was a good time....
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 4:35, archived)
# damn evil predatorial cats
(Swanson Marpalum, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 20:01, archived)
# Who is this fellow?
Someone should give the poor guy a face.
(thellama73, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 16:47, archived)
# That's better
Don't you think?
(thellama73, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Clones!
new star wars movie?
irnbru316.50megs.com/clone.jpg

(could someone tell me how to do the image-in-a-message thing)

(irnbru316, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 18:03, archived)
# read the FAQ
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 4:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Runner-up's revenge on Miss USA ...


OR HERE

What The Fork?
(Will, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] no comment

(Dan Armadillo, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 15:50, archived)
# Where o where do the wild squirrels roam?
Dammit, the link I put up to squirrels.org worked for me. Search 'squirrels' on google. It's all good. (This refers to something I posted yesterday, which, because I'm in a different timezone, will be read by you tomorrow. Even I've lost interest now . . .)
(Lapin, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 15:40, archived)
# woo indeed! interview with timecube man gene ray
here
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] stuck for xmas ideas?
try ky kitten mittens(tm)
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] comes with optional
matching head transplant (for the uglier kid in your life)
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] kykitcar

(Dan Armadillo, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 14:46, archived)
# Now that's cool
i want one. where can i get one?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 27 Nov 2001, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I had one, but swapped it for this
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 16:11, archived)
# oh well
didn't work - its harder to cusomise cat fur than car bonnets, I've now discovered. Probably why you don't see custom cats wandering the streets showing off their latest chrome whiskers.
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 3:31, archived)
# I am confused
as to why my posts dissapear....

anyway, apparently we are all evil, as is education, and cublessness. (look here)This Gene Ray has a lot to answer for.

But what does he look like?
(Lazarus, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 13:21, archived)
# Daddy,
where are my hummingbirds?
(Giblet, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 14:15, archived)
# they are
here
They are captured, and forced to follow your pointer. Lovely.
(Lazarus, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 14:23, archived)
# Could this be gene ray?
(Lazarus, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 14:17, archived)
# I search google for gene ray
and found this. We need look no further, i think...
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 15:15, archived)
# I do aree with him
on one point. He claims that (and I quote)

"God is a word masturbation."

I think we all have trouble countering that with any kind of argument.

Binst
(I helped save b3ta! binster, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 16:43, archived)

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