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# more damning evidence
www.forteantimes.com/gallery/rasputin.shtml
(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 11:29, archived)
# I wish
I had a bag like this. Imagine all the things you could put in it.
http://www.wayweird.com/archives/2001/jul/humanbag.jpg
(Lazarus, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 11:15, archived)
# It doesn't look very comfortable tho.
He could hurt his hand carrying
that big thing around.
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 11:18, archived)
# Is that Nichola Holt from Big Brother?
Well, Nichola, aren't you doing well since you left college.
By the way ANDY K your squirrel mugshots are great!!
(Nacho, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 11:21, archived)
# I think you are right.
Those mugshots were great.

Dont know whether it is nicola or not. Not fat enough.
(Lazarus, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 11:24, archived)
# Uncle Rob
why have got a delete edit and reply buttons next to my words.
Nichola wasn't fat. She was just bald loud and nutty.
(Nacho, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 11:35, archived)
# That Olive Oyl
she's a fat cow and all.
(Ernest Thesiger, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 11:36, archived)
# looks like
It has been censored. how sad :(
(Lazarus, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 11:30, archived)
# yep.
it was porny. some of us are in the office.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 12:20, archived)
# it wasn't
That porny. but in the future I will try not be be offensive.
(Lazarus, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 12:23, archived)
# It is porny
if your boss comes round the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Really very late Ali G
http://www21.brinkster.com/gusgusgus/images/alisg3.jpg

Can anyone tell me why Brinkster-Hosted stuff sometimes doesn't appear?
(illiter8 tw@, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 11:00, archived)
# Crunky the Giraffe
Click to see fully-grown version Your flexible friend.
(Ernest Thesiger, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 10:52, archived)
# and he's got
the royal seal of approval as well
(james, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 10:57, archived)
# so has
our peg.

Can't wait for the xmas special storyline.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 10:59, archived)
# Queen
in Phil Mitchell affair scandal.

Peggy: "You Bitch"

Her Royal Majesty: "You Cow"

Peggy slaps Her Royal Majesty, exit stage left, much alarums.
(james, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 11:02, archived)
# Pauline
was eyeing up prince phil..
Maybe he'll turn up in the panto?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 11:05, archived)
# Starring
Prince Phillip as Widow Twanky?

Won't Asif get jealous?
(james, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 11:09, archived)
# No
He's after Dot.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 11:12, archived)
# Board?
Why dont you CAT SCAN

"Cat-Scan is home to people who love art as much as their cats"
(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 10:44, archived)
# This lot really hate squirrels

www.deadsquirrel.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 10:35, archived)
# Of course
if you people knew of the covert work some
of these squirrels do

then you wouldn't mock.
It's not their fault that the government
uses these young squirrels until they burn out
(there's an image *shiver*) and then dump them
back on the street without so much as a counseling session....
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 11:15, archived)
# Aaagh!
Has he been to sellafield? He seems strangley related to these seagulls.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 11:30, archived)
# If he has
it was a covert missoin, and he can't talk about it -
although might with the right prompting....money, whiskey, baseball bats...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 11:41, archived)
# Go on. Make him tell us
He can always kill us later..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 13:19, archived)
# fucking hell
i wouldn't want to meet him down a dark alley. eek!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 28 Nov 2001, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] CATS ARE...
...EVIL



Evil Cats of DOOM

"Cat bites man, ending parrot's shower"
(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 10:29, archived)
# I like the one
who set fire to the garages. Justice was served
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 11:16, archived)
# the downward spiral
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 9:24, archived)
# genius
I wish I could have it on the front page - but it's the wrong shape.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 9:42, archived)
# reconfigure as an animated gif file?
maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 10:11, archived)
# My god
Andy, you are a genius.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 10:39, archived)
# a slightly squidged version
if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 10:41, archived)
# fantastic
you are mighty.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 12:15, archived)
# Anyone seen the Framley Examiner yet?
Or is this so old that I haven't seen it before (hmm, not sure if that made any sense)
http://www.framleyexaminer.com/pages/frontpage.html
(illiter8 tw@, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 8:47, archived)
# Fun game
You can pretend you're a stud.

Click here
(james, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 8:45, archived)
# Some very small websites
Midly interesting, especially if you're in the middle of reinstalling an exchange server (I never touched it, honest)
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 8:04, archived)
# you don't have to touch it
Exchange is one of the first examples of a hive mind. It knows when your email is really urgent and needs to get through. Every now and then it turns off virus scanning just for fun...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 8:16, archived)
# No !
It turns off virus scanning because it knows that virus scanning will slow down the aforementioned urgent email.

Duh!
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 8:39, archived)
# Just discovered blogdex.media.mit.edu
It tracks new stuff on the web by seeing how many blogs refer to it. You can track who's talking about stuff in whose blog - for example the swearing keyboard is big at the moment - see here.

It's a really nice idea.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:31, archived)
# Blogdex is good for
catching up with current stuff. Also, I think daypop are trying to do a similar thing.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:33, archived)
# I love blogdex ...
... it's fantastic. it's the best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:42, archived)
# especially as it has guided me to...
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011126/od/deaths_dc_1.html

straight in at #18
(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 8:11, archived)
# I want to know what happened to the pig!
Poor pig.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 10:36, archived)
# I'm surprised
no one has done this one yet



apologies if someone has
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:22, archived)
# Dunno where you are today, Esteban
but here's the finished result of your friend you asked me to munt up....

hope it's the kind of portrait you were after. I think he looks like a Tim Roth/Liam Gallagher mutant mixture.
(Nacho, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:02, archived)
# Where are all the
flying water bufflao? i mean surely there must be some, somewhere? imagine the possibilties...
(Giblet, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:11, archived)
# dunno where all the flying water buffalo are
but here's a magical flying unicorn lizard for you....
(Nacho, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:20, archived)
# Incredible
but in my experience they tend to be less than safe with their magic. take this for example, one of those bastards turned my left leg into a onion
(Giblet, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:31, archived)
# oooh sounds stingy.
No this magical friend of mine is very kind and thougtful with his powers. His speciality is morphing himself into other creatures. He can turn himself into a rhino, or a (dunno how you spell it) ton-ton from Starwars. What did you do to deserve you onion fate? You must have been a very mischieveous monkey
(Nacho, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 8:36, archived)
# Taun-Taun.
I know 'cos I had a Star Wars annual when I were a mixed infant.
(Ernest Thesiger, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 10:15, archived)
# my goodness.
Well done - I love the blood shot eyes. Munted good and proper.

I like the monobrow especially.
(Esteban, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:30, archived)
# aah, greetings, young man!
sent you an email this morning, but gave up waiting for a reply cos of your time warping server.
Glad you like it. Have you emailed it to him yet? Let me know what he thinks of my stunning artwork. Aren't you buying a car today?
(Nacho, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:33, archived)
# So we have to resort to this..
my email server obviously does not like to talk to your server. Are they still sulking about that squabble last week.

I buy the car on Sunday. Still sorting the loan out.

Will mail Adam his special picture - let you know what he thinks.
(Esteban, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:36, archived)
# well my server thinks your server smells of wee anyway.
But you don't. You're my special new dunno who you are friend.
(Nacho, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:39, archived)
# my server
resents that, he says the smell is just residual static and not wee. He says your server can be quite spiteful, I told him to not be so case sensative.

Do you get it!?!?! What a gag, "case sensitive". The most hillarious bit is that my server is Windows based and not Unix. Every good spod would know that windows machines are not case sensative.

I'll shut up now.
(Esteban, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 8:20, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and welcome to surprise surrprizzeee!!
and heres your host miss Killa Kat...(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 6:05, archived)
# Huge pile of squirrels
Chad choose to draw my Irish ballad. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 6:04, archived)
# chad has also done a rather neat
flash version of the "what drugs do to you" photo series. Truly horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:01, archived)
# Maybe
he should mix the two together for tommorrow - "where too many squirrels get you".
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:24, archived)
# I would like to see the dacay of a
drug addled prostitute squirrel. That would rock.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 7:50, archived)
# are GWAR the best band ever?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 5:46, archived)
# years back
my then band was asked if it would appear on "GWAR TV" (whcih presumeably plays to an *ahem* selective cable audience somewhere. Apparently after playing a tune live in the studio, they would "arrest" us, put us in a cage and throw blood in our general direction, or something. Our manager advised not (sadly).
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 6:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Beware the evil superkittens from space
(seanizer, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 5:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...
...its the hands!

(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 4:41, archived)

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