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Just bought a flapjack from the snack machine

Notice what flavour it is:

So, what exactly is exotica flavour?

Binst

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binster, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 13:12, archived)

I opened it up

and found this.

Mmm.

Binst

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binster, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 15:50, archived)

I think if you find glowing pink biscuit people

in your flapjack you win some sort of prize.

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 16:13, archived)

I sent it in

and they sent me this ship-carrying horse.

I asked it what its name was. It said "Brian 'Horse' Horse".

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binster, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 16:33, archived)

I photocopied the pink glowing biscuit men and sent them in

and they sent me this

it says its name is maureen. not sure what the point of it is, though

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 17:32, archived)

Scarey

The scariest part is, my mum's name is actually Maureen. No word of a lie.

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binster, Wed 28 Nov 2001, 3:29, archived)

thought

of you guys when i saw this

(Naughty Tortoise, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 11:48, archived)

Is content syndication a good thing?

click2houston thehawaiichannel thewpbfchannel channel6000 thesandiegochannel channeloklahoma thejacksonchannel moretv32 channel3000 wral news4jax theindychannel thehometownchannel thelouisvillechannel thechamplainchannel thenewmexicochannel thekansascitychannel themilwaukeechannel thepiedmontchannel clickondetroit theomahachannel

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rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 11:43, archived)

hooray!

All the CBS channels in the world have it... :)
nice one.
you were saying something about bandwidth?

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AndyK, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 11:53, archived)

I can't check the clickthrus to the front page

... I have no idea if it's done any good.

I suspect not.

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rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 11:55, archived)

dont understand

(Naughty Tortoise, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 12:00, archived)

not much to understand ...

1. Chappy writes a column.

2. The copy is shoved into a database.

3. The company has 50 odd websites, and can draw on different sections of the DB to "build" the site.

(er... this is a guess.)

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rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 12:03, archived)

ohhhhhhhh

i get it. thought it was something you'd mocked up for publicity or something....but you wouldnt do that .....*ahem*

(Naughty Tortoise, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 12:10, archived)

To think that i could have created Wayne Harrison?

I am not that good.

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rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 12:12, archived)

That's freedom of expression for you

Freedom, democracy, America and stuff is great. It's good to see balanced debate and individuals not afraid to make their opinions heard. Yay!

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mrbrong, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 12:01, archived)

Wayne Harrison (the journalist) is GOD!

has some biog. He has

* covered the first moon landing
* been jailed for refusing to reveal a news source
* and runs this community site.

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rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 12:11, archived)

and he has

rabbits

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AndyK, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 12:19, archived)

he's a captioning genius

I love him.

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rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 12:21, archived)

My Evil Kitten

Looks a bit sad really
I hope you can see this - Brinkster is such a crap, but free host

(illiter8 tw@, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 11:20, archived)

he's rather nice

and will always be tiddles to me.

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rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 11:22, archived)

not without posting the url to meh browser!

But it's dead good =)

Brinkster rocks for its ASP and SQL (or is it Access?) freeness, but it does get a bit busy...

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spacefish bong!, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 11:24, archived)

i've upload it

so you all can enjoy it... gawd knows what my employers are going to make of this bandwidth suck.

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rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 11:34, archived)

It's been a downward spiral for this lady...

She makes me feel healthy

(Nacho, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 11:02, archived)

that is

viscous, and going on my first album cover. nice one.

i darnet look at rotten anymore, too much proper nastiness.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 11:08, archived)

I think she looks quite special

in pictures 8 and 10.
Mulletastic

(Nacho, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 11:09, archived)

Is that Tracey Emin?

in No 11?

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rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 11:11, archived)

oh my god

it does well look like her doesn't it?!!

(Nacho, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 11:36, archived)

heres a similar thing but animated in a cool style

animated decay www.cartoonmonkey.com/decay.swf

(steeev, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 12:27, archived)

cartoon monkey

Is it trying to say that if you take drugs you develop a mullet?

(stan, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 13:45, archived)

Can anyone beat the second bloke?

I found this on Zannah's site. Very slick.

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:58, archived)

that's very very nice indeed

smoooth.

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crab_bloke), Tue 27 Nov 2001, 11:10, archived)

trivia

looks like it was made by these guys, and they took it down for bandwidth reasons.

The version up at the moment is hosted by some guy who found it.

Wonder if he'll get the bill?

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rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 11:16, archived)

That's bloody hard

I got 2 points in one game..

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Wifey, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 15:00, archived)

Read this link about b3ta

here - aren't they nice?

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rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:24, archived)

i like the line

'the "3" is supposed to represent an "e" to spell the word "beta"'

best

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:36, archived)

the 3 actually is short for

EESCALLEDRI
as in bEESCALLEDRIta.

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rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:51, archived)

they're lovely

and they even used my cocktail frog. lovely.
lovely.
can I say lovely again?

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AndyK, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:37, archived)

don't know who they are though

What is a wral?

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rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:44, archived)

North Carolina loves you

I've always wanted to be an announcer on a US radio station. "You're listening to W-R-A-L". But in a deep american voice.
WRAL

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AndyK, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:47, archived)

Trust me...

I like the way if you hover your pointer over the cocktail frog, it calls it "changed frog" made me laugh not sure why. oh well, its odd it seems to be written in a really odd way, as though its for people who dont use english as a first language.

ANd i think "If you are in to making funny pictures then this site is the place to show off your skills." should become b3ta's new tag line.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:50, archived)

There is a really obvious gag in there

about people from North Carolina and English not being a first language.
But then... I'd never do that.

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AndyK, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:51, archived)

I like it because

it's written like my dad would write it - and bemused is a great way of writing.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 11:06, archived)

ah very good.

I just found a message that someone left on my guestbook saying that sites like mine make the internet a better place which pleased me.

(Nacho, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:50, archived)

when I visited it

there was a picture of this lovely lady

I think I am in love.

(Lazarus, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 13:03, archived)

cat out of hell

i love catloaf.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:17, archived)

great

can you sing it too?

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rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:19, archived)

That's my favorite album!

But nobody ever remembers the guy who actually Wrote all the songs on it. Nobody except me, that is. Behold! Cat Steinman!

(thellama73, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 15:40, archived)

I've sent a phrase to chad

"a picture is worth a thousand words"

Any ideas what he'll draw for me?

(milk_explosion, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 9:40, archived)

I sent him an Irish ballad I'm working on

"She sits across the misty bay /
Next to a pile of squirrels..."

I can't wait to see what he does.

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mrbrong, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:08, archived)

Is this

what you had in mind? Very touching words. You have to imagine the misty bay though in my interpretation..

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Wifey, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:34, archived)

Cool

Squirrels who want to be meer cats, in the desert, chatting about the graffitti menace wondering who took all the mist? There's a song in that. Cheers.

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mrbrong, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 12:12, archived)

I sent him

somethiing off the side of some cough sweets about dry tickly sore throats.

I hate coughs.

(james, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:57, archived)

Woohoo! Internet manna

just found this, and it's a beaut...

www.fans4greg.com

I especially like the whiff of desperation that surrounds the petition on the front page, and also the suspician that this site is actually done by Greg himself.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:55, archived)

i want my fans to make me a site like that...

mum?

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pep, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 9:14, archived)

Yay! Just noticed you're back!

"It just jumped out of nowhere and took a huge bite. It's evil"

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macca, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:49, archived)

i only just saw this

but i love it.
Dagnabbit.
i have to do work now.
I DO.

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pep, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 13:14, archived)

<b><blink>Captain Kirk Competition:</blink></b> Guess what song captain kirk is dancing to?

(steeev, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:43, archived)

erm

Star Trekking by The Firm?

(Esteban, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:45, archived)

this?

http://www.fukingmachines.com/images/animated%20gif's/newmachine1.gif

-- not office friendly

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rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:48, archived)

hehe!

im dont know, maybe its this old punk song
wheres captain kirk, by spizz energy

www.pncl.co.uk/~skuds/spizz/sswheres.html

(steeev, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:52, archived)

I see now.

I thought it was some sort of old fashioned sewing machine...
Oops!

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Wifey, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 9:26, archived)

Judging by the speed

it's "I Wanna Be A Hippy".

(Ernest Thesiger, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 15:53, archived)

I am

confused by this site:

www.danzen.com/

(Esteban, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:39, archived)

i so hope evolution does

do this to us

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:36, archived)

fantasitc

Can anyone evolve Joel into a crab.

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rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:42, archived)

that is

a really really horrid picture of me.

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crab_bloke), Tue 27 Nov 2001, 9:00, archived)

ha ha

me = evil.

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rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 9:08, archived)

I'm not sure

that "evolve" is the right word...

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flibz, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 9:20, archived)

thanks

that is noble

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rob, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 9:29, archived)

there...

is a certain roman sneer going on.

et tu b3ta?

(Zannusi-Beatz, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 9:45, archived)

brill-yant

I looked really awful in the original, but with this fantastic interpretation I look noble, ruthless and deadly. thankyou- much more suitable and true to life. bravo.

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crab_bloke), Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:43, archived)

i cheated and used some morphing

software... :)
(btw, it could take a while to load...)

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AndyK, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 9:50, archived)

That's brilliant!

What did you use to do that?

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Wifey, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:15, archived)

It's called MorphMan

I remember using it years back and they've gone and made it even nicer.
MorphMan

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AndyK, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:39, archived)

code

does anyone know any registration codes for morphman 2000????

(eagle4, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 20:05, archived)

Evil Cat Morph

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JamboM, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:55, archived)

did anyone

read the Metro today? I read a story about a crazy inventor who lives in Crackpot Cottage. He was walking about with his birdfeeder hat on when a squirrel took it's chance and jumped on to have a free feed. Apparently the force of the squirrel landing gave him whiplash and threw him to the floor.

I think b3ta should find him and interview him. Imagine a trip to Crackpot Cottage, digital camera in hand. The man is bound to have some great inventions about the place.

(Esteban, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:21, archived)

I know Bob Symes

who used to present on Tomorrow's World - his house is quite similar to Crackpot Cottage.
It's a proper cottage in the country. He generates his own electricity using a steam engine and has two different railway tracks running through the garden.

He once told me he was called up personally by Hitler at the start of WW2. He wiped his arse on it, mailed it back and left Austria to join the British Navy.

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chthonic, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:35, archived)

IN response to the man down there, who said

we should interview leopard man - but we can't as he's a hermit... I think we should intreview hermits in general. Find where they live, and just keep popping round for things. Ask them for sugar, that kind of thing. Follow them if they ever come out, and ask them questions.
Might take a while but it would rock.
Except they would hate us and try and have us killed.
Failing that, we could interview a hermit crab.

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pep, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:19, archived)

Hermans Hermits.

We should interview them and ask them why they think they're Henry the Eigth.

(james, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:30, archived)

That's a brilliant plan

Can we also send round jehovahs witness's and people selling crap paintings?

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Wifey, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:46, archived)

that's pretty much exactly what i mean.

make them appreciate why they were hermits in the first place.
hello Wifey, nice holiday? We missed you.

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pep, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:52, archived)

Yes, thank-you. We missed you too!

I have now dunked son 2 in the Irish sea as tradition dictates. It was very cold and windy in Ireland.

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Wifey, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 9:00, archived)

glad you had a nice time -

i hope your son's ok - did you wrap him in a nice warm blanket after?

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pep, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 9:19, archived)

Naa.

He was fine. A bit blue round the edges though..

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Wifey, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 9:24, archived)

I was dubious

Especially when we saw the flock of nuclear sea gulls.

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nicey, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 9:40, archived)

they're luvly

much nicer than non-nuclear ones. i'm off to sellafield to get some seagull nuclearising stuff. can you buy it at the gift shop?

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crab_bloke), Tue 27 Nov 2001, 10:45, archived)

No need

Just take a bucket and help your self, its just lying around on the beach. You could nuclearise other stuff like buses or Cardiff or cheese. Watch out though as they take 25000 years to reduce by half.

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nicey, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 11:14, archived)

Catty Corinne with the frilly latrine

Glamour only comes close to what can be found in Corinne's heart. see more are www.corinnestuppence.com

(Decoy, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:06, archived)

bad link

no page found

(Esteban, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:08, archived)

blimey

i just assumed it was the firewall from hell i work behind

(james, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 8:11, archived)

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