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Fancy a Swim..?

(Ix the Wiz, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 4:50, archived)

Hmm..

Ignore this space if I fail to get it to work AGAIN

(Kimbo, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 3:29, archived)

Yeah!

works now. I edited it - you just missed out the last "

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Wifey, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 3:38, archived)

Boo Hoo

I can't see it!

:(

(Frank, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 3:43, archived)

For some reason

it's slow to download (probably 'cause it's free), so my browser gives up trying quite often. Maybe you should stick to links?

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Wifey, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 11:16, archived)

Captain Dumbo

Dear Captain Dumbo,

For a degree student, your not very adept. I'm not criticising your ability to post HTML, but at least use the F'ing PREVIEW button to see if it will work first!!!! If the picture doesnt show then it wont work.

(niggle, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 8:54, archived)

if it's in your cache

then you can't tell cos it will show up on your machine anyhoo.

poor kimbo!

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spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 15:18, archived)

Gee,

thanks for the emotional support. I wanted to stop posting links so much that I took the chance that it simply wasn't loading in the preview section. As for the other two, they posted fine at first, but my web host deleted the pages. They take that "no remote viewing" crap seriously. Besides, I don't have a degree yet.

(Kimbo, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 16:07, archived)

OMG how RANDOM

go to www.rathergood.com/blode3/ its so funny

(bLONde_oN_The_EDge, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 0:19, archived)

Yes

Joel, aka crab bloke, is the man.

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Wifey, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 2:55, archived)

This site makes me hungry

I want to be there The Red Baron Pub

(thellama73, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 21:08, archived)

so happy I learned photoshop in college

(Shoehorn, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 19:53, archived)

awww - ickle penguins - but

who is the man in the shed?

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pep, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 6:12, archived)

Cud it be.....

Backstreet Boy Howie D? Kinda looks like him.
I am probably wrong however.

(Twisted_Becca, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 17:04, archived)

I think

it could be Adam Sandler... who knows??

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pete, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 5:29, archived)

Throw a cat's head around the screen!

www.the-otherside.freeserve.co.uk/flash_scrapbook/52_throwaball.html

throw the ball, press 2 and the ball changes into a cat's head...

(StuffedAlienOnWheels, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 19:36, archived)

another saturday morning spent throwing cats heads around

though i have to question the physics of the game a little, it still rocks!

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spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 4:15, archived)

I do too...

...but thanks! Stay tuned for the sequel: "Throw a baby around the screen"

(StuffedAlienOnWheels, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 6:46, archived)

yay!

will it bleed?

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spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 12:18, archived)

You are truly telepathic my friend

It's a "definite possibility"...

(StuffedAlienOnWheels, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 4:55, archived)

I dunno..

She just seems less depressing this way

captain_kimbo.tripod.com/kimbo-be-bad/id20.html

Once again, worth the load

(Kimbo, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 18:46, archived)

Just wanna try this...

It's my first attempt at html, so please don't laugh if it fails..

width="600">

(Kimbo, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 19:18, archived)

heyyyyyy

your betta off putting a link to your space as i cant see it...maybe in too drubnk but laaaaaaaaaaaa

(rik, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 19:20, archived)

Umm..

can't see it how? As in low visibility or as in doesn't load at all?

(Kimbo, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 19:22, archived)

A masterpiece!

I do like the detailing around the little cross thing.
Nice one!
(no joke I couldnt even do that boo hoo)

(spiffchapstick, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 21:06, archived)

oops...

I can see it now - good job! :)

(spiffchapstick, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 21:08, archived)

Holy monkey...

the sucka worked! Links begone!

(Kimbo, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 19:21, archived)

hmmm - didn't work here...

your code is ok, but I can't see the pic - when you go to the ref you gave the pic is missing... check the url of the pic...

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pep, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 19:22, archived)

the link was wrong

is that the pic you wanted? I updated the link for you. Apart from that you did it fine. hoorraah!

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pep, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 19:24, archived)

ooohh... Imagine if there were fingers

where her eyes should be...

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pep, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 19:25, archived)

If this doesn't work..

then it's a problem with tripod. It's deleting pages on me I think...

(Kimbo, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 19:31, archived)

Sorry about this...

tripod sucks.

(Kimbo, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 19:32, archived)

Umm..

I wanna avoid taking up this much space in the future, so anyone know of a good free web host besides crosswinds?

(Kimbo, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 20:05, archived)

Er...

Brinkster(.com) does free hosting stuff - never used it but a lot of peeps swear by it.

(spiffchapstick, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 21:10, archived)

Thanks

I just hope it's 'tard-proof, otherwise I'll never understand it.

(Kimbo, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 23:28, archived)

i thought everyone knew

that you can't link to pictures outside of tripod. Or most free hosting sites for that matter. It sux, but then, so do most things in life.

(Lazarus, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 6:13, archived)

The Poop Machine

Eat and Shite

(niggle, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 17:32, archived)

Whats your Pokemon Name?

Get your pokemon name

Mine is Humtwo

It lives in the rivers of Southeast Asia, and eats mostly twigs, fruits and green tea.

I can walk on Dr. Pepper. I have a discoball. I have a magic chest of hats. I can shoot rocks. I can puke Mr. PiBB. I can puke electricity. I have propellors, and I can walk on water.

(niggle, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 17:12, archived)

That's odd...

I got that one too.

(Fidel, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 17:33, archived)

i got

Vaporbra

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 18:32, archived)

Im Eemander..

I live in the snowy valleys of Greenland, and my diet consists mostly of wolves, Cherry Garcia and ambrosia.

I can spit evil glances. I can resist bricks. I can breathe Mr. PiBB. I can shoot hot death. I can shoot slime.

Woohoo!

(spiffchapstick, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 21:50, archived)

On the Internet no one knows your a parrot

Have some fun

(niggle, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 16:47, archived)

followup

Just read some of the posts..... This must be where all the people who dont get on Jerry Springer spend their free time.

(niggle, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 16:54, archived)

MrBrong!!

Can you bring your duck knowledge to bear on this? Its my duck thinng that preceded my Rabbit thing. It needs Quicktime. Ta.

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nicey, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 16:13, archived)

wow wow wow wow wow!

thankyou! i was feeling a bit glum cos i wasn't going out tonight. but you saved the day. night. whatever. it's fabulous!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 17:02, archived)

slightly worrying -

should be doing something else - finishing web stuff as a favour/sleeping you know... just found myself aimlesly feeding the duck - for far too long.
I think i might be loosing it.
I like the duck tho. he's nice...he's my friend...

oh.

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pep, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 18:57, archived)

it's very tranquil.

perhaps it affects your brainwave patterns or something, leading you to a higher state of consciousness. i'd like to think so. must be why so many old people do it, they're obviously sages.

Behold the Way Of The Duck Pond. Oh great sensei NiceCupOfTea-shan, have you any words of wisdom for us?

losing it? moi?

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spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 3:59, archived)

Mellow duck vibes

In previous versions on other computers (Acorn RISC OS) in different times people wanted a way of shooting the duck. This used annoy me to say the least. Then somebody hacked my duck so you could shoot it, which really pissed me off, as he made a really half arsed job of it. Bread throwing is the way forward. Anyway the duck hacking creep is now worth millions and I'm not. You figure it out.

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nicey, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 8:55, archived)

you are worth more than that

to us! though i wouldn't pay for you. even though it would be nice to own a human being.

acorns rocked. my mate had an A3000 back in the day.

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spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 12:24, archived)

Yes

I was working at Acorn when they lauched the A3000. I had already done the Duck by then, it became quite famous in the little pond of the Acorn world. Your mate may of even of heard of it.

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nicey, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 13:54, archived)

shall be sure to ask him!

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spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 15:35, archived)

The levatating duck.

Am I the only one for whom the duck will levatate?

He's gone off screen right and left a number of times as well.

It's not easy but by tossing the bread close to the top of the window will occasionally get him to go all the way off the top and come back when you toss a bread again.

(sut, Mon 3 Dec 2001, 4:48, archived)

down on the farm

(tinkerbelly, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 14:39, archived)

fearsome little fella aint he/she

(murdoch, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 14:38, archived)

lodged in trachea

i am baffled by the food-y substance caught in its throat.

(nautone, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 21:30, archived)

question:

When using my new cardboard crab, which fingers should I use?

(Shoehorn, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 14:25, archived)

using your own might be the easiest...

but the fingers of a small child might might be nice.
And may i boldly suggest the first two fingers, or whichever makes you feel most at ease.
and then.. POST A PIC POST A PIC POST A PIC..etc etc ... I'm excited!

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pep, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 19:19, archived)

Woe is me

I have no digital camera or scanner (sob)

(thellama73, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 20:10, archived)

mummy what is that scary man doing stuck inside our computer? im scared

theres a huge head stuck inside your monitor

(style="filter:xray()">, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 14:24, archived)

Good god, what are you trying to do scare us to death!!
Also who is that?

(Frank, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 15:27, archived)

This man

is amazing.