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Turtle say hello!

(IsDelicious, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 13:25, archived)

Just Paint

http://www.justpaint.s5.com

(Cranial, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 11:23, archived)

aw that's cool

i'm gonna do a picture immediately

(cold, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 19:17, archived)

Dr. Brazill

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 9:02, archived)

origins unknown

This was in my b3ta folder, can't remember where I found it. Isn't she lovely?

(Shoehorn, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 8:13, archived)

Woo!

look at the size of those claws! Crab bloke will be excited!

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Wifey, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 8:17, archived)

Hooray!

Hooray for lobsters!
Does anybody know why they go red when boiled in water?

(Twisted_Becca, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 9:10, archived)

because they get all

hot?

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pep, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 9:54, archived)

hmm.

so why dont potatoes go red when you boil them? Or prawns? Or fish?
I don't think your supposed to boil fish though.....

(Twisted_Becca, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 10:12, archived)

you're right

potatoes only go red when they're embarrassed.

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pep, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 10:56, archived)

I thought prawns did?

if they dont, they should. logical.

(IsDelicious, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 13:20, archived)

The answer...

It's girls that go red in boiling water, not lobsters.

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 13:35, archived)

They go red because

they have a blood chemistry based on copper. Us humans' is based on iron.
So Nicey says anyway...

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Wifey, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 14:44, archived)

In a different world...

...how classic album covers could have been, part 1:

(StuffedAlienOnWheels, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 6:58, archived)

...part 2

(StuffedAlienOnWheels, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 9:33, archived)

there are times

when we all have decisions to make, here is rick's...

he says "click on my eyes"

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pete, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 6:44, archived)

no wonder his career went down the pan.

how can a man work and decide answers to such difficult questions at the same time?

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pep, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 7:45, archived)

Naso klar!

Look what a strange leaflet that dropped through my RLmailbox today! :D

It's some strange swedish advertisment for some sort of nose cleaning pipe :D I wub it!

OBS! Totally unedited!

(TuffPirat, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 6:15, archived)

That's very not right.

I want to get it translated, but I'm also scared to know what it says.

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Wifey, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 7:48, archived)

does anybody need something like that??

i think its a Nose Cleaner ... NasoKlar is something like german and means nose clean ... damn thats so stupid ...

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 8:20, archived)

Gus Gus

first there some questions: clogged nose? breath problems?
not anymore use Naso Klar ....

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 8:23, archived)

hmmmmm

i wounder how much the woman got paid to do that advert

(rik, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 8:37, archived)

a lot i think...

actually rik is the swedish word for "rich", which is what i think that woman is now...

(TuffPirat, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 9:14, archived)

The text says:

stopped-up nose?
having a cold?
throat allergy?
sinus problems?

Refreshing and careing nose hygien - recommended by ear- nose- throat- speciallists.

(TuffPirat, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 9:20, archived)

achso!

aaaah!

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 9:26, archived)

i feel that we should

invent a new latin word for "ear nose and throat." it seems unfair that every other specialist gets a classical name, and they don't.

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 16:46, archived)

Lol just found their website!

And yes! It's a norweigian invention! :D

www.yogaskolen.org/norsk/nesehorn/index.html

(TuffPirat, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 9:29, archived)

this page is great

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 9:36, archived)

Oh dear!

I'm currently loafing in the states, and I actually have a US version of this, they call it a netty pot over here. Its meant to clean your nose and solve all your congestion/allergy problems, unfortuanately its the most painful experience I have ever had. It feels like your sinuses are going to explode, and you blow water out of your nose for hours afterwards. Needles to say I only used it once.

(niggle, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 19:07, archived)

I'm swedish..

..but have never heard of it.
I think It's a sex toy that got the wrong text added. It should probably read: "Finally here, the perfect toy for all you nasalsexuals out there..."

(Tomas Sparris Harris, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 13:39, archived)

WEEEEEEEEEEEE

hahahahaha funny shit www.iconsofindustry.org/strife/

(bLONde_oN_The_EDge, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 4:20, archived)

Yo motherfucker

Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

they've got more stuff at www.threebrain.com you know =)

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 5:38, archived)

That there movie

is in B3ta's top ten, isn't it?

(Fidel, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 15:37, archived)

Mwahahahaaa..

I've been kinda a flake lately, but I DID manage to put all my works into one place:

www.geocities.com/superduperkimbo/photoshop.html

It be coo

(Kimbo, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 1:46, archived)

You guys should have a

'Photoshop Something that looks Real' competition, where we have to photoshop something that is outrageously impossible but make it look real. Or something.

(Fidel, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 23:19, archived)

er, like

real life-like Crab of Ineffable Wisdom with Ocelot throwing action, that sort of thing?

(IsDelicious, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 13:18, archived)

hiiiiiiiiiii

anyone else sat here bored outa there head??

(rik, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 18:12, archived)

just

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spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 18:58, archived)

hiya

well i'm fucked out of my head... don't know it that counts :-)

(cold, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 20:12, archived)

languidly

sitting around, reaping late night helpdesk hours...

so bored.

(nautone, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 22:49, archived)

Here's a good game!

Go to acronymfinder.com and type in all your friends' names, rude words and general silliness. For example:

CRAB:
- Centralized Requisition Accounting & Billing
- Civilian Reconnaissance Aid Battalion
- Coastal Research Amphibious Buggy

As far as I can tell, this is a reasonable description.

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spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 15:23, archived)

CRAB

Chief Ruler of All Britain

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Wifey, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 16:40, archived)

or there's

TWAT The Western Area Tourers Motorcycle Club
-OR-
TWAT Traveling-Wave Amplifier Tube

(cold, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 21:13, archived)

you can have:
CRAP Canadian Reform Alliance Party
CRAP Consumer Research and Planning
CRAP County Rural Addressing Project

(cold, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 21:18, archived)

K-I-M-B-O

Kan't Imbed My Bloody Optics

(Kimbo, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 1:49, archived)

awww Kimbo -

you'll work it out one day sweetie...

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pep, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 9:59, archived)

whereas

crabs is obviously

Cellular Radio Access for Broadband Services

(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 15:42, archived)

nobody doesnt like crabs!

(IsDelicious, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 13:51, archived)

im sorry to say this

but "nobody doesnt" is a double negative therfore it isnt proper grammer and if i was a uni student i wouldnt understand....but hey i aint a uni student and i still don't....someone help me

(rik, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 18:10, archived)

everybody likes crabs!

and stop moaning about students! we're really rather lovely.

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spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 18:57, archived)

It's taken from the slogan

"Nobody doesn't like Sarah-Lee"

(thellama73, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 21:07, archived)

corrections abound!

i think its "nobody does it like sarah lee"...

little debby is better anyway.

(nautone, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 22:53, archived)

are you sure

about that?

(Shoehorn, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 8:03, archived)

hmm ...

i want a cake

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 9:40, archived)

You're wrong. I'm right.

(thellama73, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 11:06, archived)

I regret to say

the crab was seriously injured in the making of this picture.

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Wifey, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 12:53, archived)

yeeeaaah!!!!!!!

is that baby wifey-nicey! what a fantastic family you are. can't believe how well the nose fits with the bottom of the crab too - you've made it all worthwhile.
:)

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pep, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 7:24, archived)

Yes, that's the babe

he tried to eat the crab shortly afterwards. The 2 year old (below) loves them - keeps running around with them on his hands. Well worth it!

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Wifey, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 7:35, archived)

ahhh - that's fantastic!

Crab's nice for dinner, I think... i feel all warm inside. (Just aswell, in my wildly intersting life, i'm about to go hassle the plants in the garden.)

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pep, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 7:39, archived)

It's very cold outside

You wrap up warm. We're just back from feeding the ducks/swans/geese/seagulls etc. It was chilly.

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Wifey, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 7:44, archived)

i actually think the b3ta hq should be at your house

it just sounds cool. And you all make nice soup.
I will wrap up and go green fingered. At least I'm going out tonight to be almost rock. Going to see Masters of Reality. hhoorraah.

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pep, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 7:49, archived)

It would shatter your illusions

Everyone has a nasty cold thing, 2yr old had a major tantrum in the park and had to be dragged back to the car screaming. Babe is not happy 'cause of his snot/sore throat...
Have fun tonight! I'm jealous. We're going to do a crab prawnzilla thing later when boys are in bed...

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Wifey, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 7:59, archived)

er...

"We're going to do a crab prawnzilla thing later when boys are in bed..."

is this going on the "credit card only" section of the site?

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 15:55, archived)

Strictly PG only

so far anyway...

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Wifey, Sun 2 Dec 2001, 17:15, archived)

We had fun anyway...