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Say it loud!

I'm a sexy senior citizen & I'm proud.

(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 13:24, archived)

Tom Jones Cat Game brilliant.

There must be some very twisted minds behind this thing! How do you even conceive of such a thing??
My four year old daughter has achieved a high of level 6. I managed 4.

You are interested in wacky stuff? There's plenty of that at NHS Big Brother (www.nhsbb.co.uk), bulletin board:
www.nhsbb.co.uk/cgi-bin/ib3/ikonboard.cgi

(jinty, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 13:22, archived)

I just know

there's something going on behind my back...

(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 13:20, archived)

it had to happen - the cad hawking has found someone new

dashing accident-prone light-flashing star trek captain christopher pike

(cold, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 13:03, archived)

Just testing in some old space

(Kimbo, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 3:03, archived)

oih

(Kimbo, Sat 1 Dec 2001, 3:05, archived)

Just found this referer ...

... does this mean catgame was on the radio?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/steve_wright/website.shtml

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 12:02, archived)

looks like it

I think he features sites on his show every day

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AndyK, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 12:13, archived)

yay for steve wright

I used to wake up to his afternoon show - when I was at school.

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 12:16, archived)

with his posse?

ah those were the days..

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AndyK, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 12:18, archived)

I liked Mr Spoons

the best.

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 12:20, archived)

Gah!

I can't watch TOTP2 anymore thanks to Steve Wright. Burn him!

(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 13:07, archived)

Steve Wright

It was on Miles' Web site of the day - great stuff! Steve Wright is great - never quite be a wogan though.......

(Mandy, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 17:17, archived)

i think i missed something

check out www.supergreg.com

(threeheadedanalbaby, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:34, archived)

and then read

this.

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:38, archived)

Sly.

I feel used.

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PeterSeychelles, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:41, archived)

nah. don't feel used

it was a nicely done bit of marketing. many have tried this route and failed.

(BTW: we only did the Joel/Crab thing to attempt to launch a new brand of loo roll.)

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:43, archived)

Cool!

Where can I buy this loo roll?

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PeterSeychelles, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:48, archived)

only from the crab ...

... if you spot him in london.

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:58, archived)

b3ta is all marketing

and no product.

all my products are viral. i'm a virus salesman.

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spacefish bong!, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 12:23, archived)

you have got a point there

bugger. shall we close the site then?

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 12:26, archived)

why? do you think it's a bad thing?

look at dairylea. it's disgusting processed cheese, but the adverts make it look so nice. all through my childhood i would occasionally force myself to eat some in the hopes that i would achieve that same innocent euphoria. always i was denied.

marketing is brilliant. product is evil.

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spacefish bong!, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 15:01, archived)

I've set the images to autodownload

every 10 seconds. I'm going bankrupt the evil ad men with a super viral bandwidth bill.

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chthonic, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 12:03, archived)

cunning

and evil.

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 12:20, archived)

Youse guys

One thing I like about 'youse guys' is that you make no pretense at making a contribution to society nor do you present excuses for your ongoing insanity.
Rotsa Ruck
Shirley Kacmarik

(mensa63, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:07, archived)

I pay tax!

I video Joel wearing a crab suit! I'm contributing....

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:09, archived)

yes

in a world where you can buy a machine to open your tins of processed food for you, men in crab suits are indubitably invaluable.

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spacefish bong!, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:14, archived)

hey. I know you

You made the spider images - when I set up www.popbollocks.com/

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:11, archived)

Youse guys?

Are you from Bushmills?

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Wifey, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:19, archived)

a chap from

http://www.inflightproductions.com has just unsubbed from the newsletter.

They specialise in in-flight entertainment.

Why they thought that Joel in a crab suit wouldn't entertain people on planes is beyond me.

Surely this is the future of in-flight entertainment?

I suspect that he's about to get the sack.

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:33, archived)

Perhaps he was a

despatch superviser

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mrbrong, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:11, archived)

my unknown colleague

is a fool and shall be outed as one if discovered... (i reckon its the crustacean who has been looking rather jealous all afternoon - little pincers clattering like spoons on an old cockney knee)… I’ll try the video with Brittania see what they say…..

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scruffyoik, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:17, archived)

yep. crabs for inflight

it's your future. evangelize.

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 12:23, archived)

i wouldnt worry

i used to deal with in-flight, humourless bastards.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:37, archived)

you are a cheeky man

now stop it

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scruffyoik, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:49, archived)

YAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAYY!

And indeed WOO! That is quite a formidable video of a formidable crab and a rather good human. i love it. it's tops.

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spacefish bong!, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:04, archived)

Hooray

I'm glad you like it. I have to thank all the hundreds of slaves that rob and pep called in to construct the crab for their hard work. I'm going to have lots more fun with my lovely crab. hooray for my crab. I've been very excited.

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:13, archived)

:-D I love it

Looks like you had a great time

were there any on street crab interviews?

(Sul, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:17, archived)

mostly odd looks

I liked it on the tube. Behaving oddly in a place were people can't get out - makes them slightly nervous.

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:19, archived)

fantastic once again...

And time to get hold of the Crab-Tv Microphone Flag... :)

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AndyK, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:22, archived)

oh yes. oh yes.

you haven't seen the last of the crab.

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:24, archived)

hooray

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AndyK, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 12:06, archived)

oh yes

this could be a brand new phenomenomenomenon

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spacefish bong!, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 12:19, archived)

brilliant

did he walk sideways everywhere?

and if not, WHY NOT?

(Sul, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:23, archived)

yes. Joel walked everywhere sideways.

makes a change. normally he crawls up the wall like a house fly.

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:27, archived)

more like a gecko

i like to think

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:41, archived)

oh yeah

a gecko is alot more graceful than the humble house fly. Plus it doesnt eat dog shit.

(Sul, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:58, archived)

Wooo

and Yayyyyyyy very crabby Hmmmmmmm mayo!

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Ted, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:19, archived)

Superb

Just superb.

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mrbrong, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:22, archived)

i think this sums up my joy

clicky

(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:22, archived)

ok... the first entry in the crab challenge

has to be joel & mine little crab trip. But - obviously we can't win.

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:02, archived)

what's the crab challenge

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spacefish bong!, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:05, archived)

we want you to

build a finger crab, get a photo, and submit it. It'll be art...

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:08, archived)

Definitely art!

I'll get working on it right away (well as soon as I've passed five o'clock and i can stop pretending to be working to a deadline...)

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spacefish bong!, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:17, archived)

fantastic

we need to see the crab spawn. we want a thousand hands dressed as crabs. marching on the streets of london. all saving the web. with crabs.

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:25, archived)

We shall be up for it

But only if the spawn of Nicey STOPS BLOODY CRYING and drinks his milk!

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Wifey, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:31, archived)

Has he drunk it

yet?

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:52, archived)

but he's had lots of baby rice and a big dump - so he's gurgly now.
We had to bail out on the crab pics - it freaked out the other one... He's very sensitive.

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Wifey, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:04, archived)

The joel video sacres babies...

Not sure if that is a success - or a failure.

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:07, archived)

I think it's a success

It made me gurgle, blub and scream.

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AndyK, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:14, archived)

does anyone know what the dress code is like in harrods these days?

we could all go christmas shopping in crab headgear. it'd be art.

plus of course watching people get beaten up by security guards makes good television...

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spacefish bong!, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:31, archived)

don't mind me

i'm from the future

i just needed to post a message so i could log in, and this seemed the obvious place

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bananaman, Sat 27 Jul 2002, 22:57, archived)

Woo! and indeed Hoo!

nice cardboard crab, i especially like the cheeky salute, by the london eye.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:07, archived)

it was a tough challenge

but we did our best to pull it off.

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:09, archived)

Woo! and indeed Hoo!

nice cardboard crab, i especially like the cheeky salute, by the london eye.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:08, archived)

Outstanding

Crab media. I think the Orange one is going to try it on with Prawnzilla over the weekend.

Woos to Joel for bringing the Crab lifestyle to the street.

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nicey, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:14, archived)

And woo for Pep for drawing the crab

and woo for me for being me.

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:16, archived)

woo

one and all!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:19, archived)

Oh quite

Hyper-woos to Pep for the Crabs of course. They are truly lovely, and a credit to B3TA as a whole, aswell as Peps Illustrator skills.

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nicey, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:42, archived)

aww shucks!

thanks - glad you like them. Hope Prawnzilla likes them... I'm a bit scared of him.

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pep, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 12:15, archived)

Don't let his imposing stature

Scare you he likes all the B3TA folks. Just don't let him smell lemon on you.

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nicey, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 16:48, archived)

the crab Vs. prawnzilla ...

... now that WOULD be art.

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:28, archived)

I fancy doing

the crab Vs. slobbery baby.

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Wifey, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:06, archived)

all babies would be better ...

... with crabs on their fingers. it's a law of nature.

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rob, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:31, archived)

KY kitten after being on the game for 4 years

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chthonic, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:51, archived)

Stop it I laughed so much I nearly wet myself.
top job!

(Frank, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:53, archived)

That is very very disturbing

Chthonic, you are, as always, a man of rare genius.

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 10:15, archived)

Is this cyborg giving the bird?

(james, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:39, archived)

someone chuck

some gold dust at him, or space station nerva is going to be in some peril, not to mention the remnants of the legendary vogon planet of gold...

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:41, archived)

Ever since I appeared on b3ta

my career has...

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chthonic, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:38, archived)

that

frightened the life out of me!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:49, archived)

for you

This -

And a great media company -

www.camedia.com/

(Esteban, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:24, archived)

Is it me

or have all Accenture consultants been assimilated into the hive?

Apologies to any Accenture bods.

(james, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 8:58, archived)

Yes.. all Hived away.. except.. HER

They, rejected her.. because of......... go on you say

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:00, archived)

Actually,

she's just been convincing me of the wisdom of paying £1600 a day for something I already know.

(james, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:10, archived)

I work for accenture

and I can honestly say that most of the contractors are tossers.

Apologise to anyone who has the ability to sack me.

(Sul, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:49, archived)

Resistance is futile

and so is www.futile.com

if you love elk hunting.

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Ted, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:12, archived)

GOD BLESS

Friday lunch times down the pub.

You're my best mate you are.

(james, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 8:56, archived)

Best Mates..

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 8:58, archived)

ashhsasdfasghlkdfjg

sdhg ashh love you askjdhaklsdghf your really lurvely asshx=zhhsdsre

(james, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 8:59, archived)

Bill Gates

(Esteban, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 8:59, archived)

And his High Council.

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:01, archived)

Box of dates

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AndyK, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:02, archived)

Always Best Mates.. Tiil you met ..

Bill Gates, confided in your best mate.. ates some dates.. and grew old.. and met new best mates

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:04, archived)

spinning plates

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AndyK, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:06, archived)

A Girl Called Kate

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:08, archived)

Fan-

fucking-tastic!!! You are a\ll geniuses.

(james, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:11, archived)

A really long wait

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AndyK, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:11, archived)

Physis Chuss aka

The common Hake

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:15, archived)

And a postcard from a Gun Range called.

Tollgate......

www.army.mil/center/g3/range/Tollgate.JPG"width="200">

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:17, archived)

Real Estates:

(Esteban, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:18, archived)

Interest Rates

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spacefish bong!, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:25, archived)

Fun inflates

(Esteban, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:30, archived)

einstein relates

(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:41, archived)

Great cakes

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mrbrong, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:42, archived)

The bear awakes

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mrbrong, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:48, archived)

big lakes

(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:52, archived)

oops

its escaping.....i meant to do that....honest....it....errrr emphasises the size

(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:55, archived)

Obvious Fakes

(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:51, archived)

Swan lakes

can't attach a pic as it distresses me too much

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Ted, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:53, archived)

king of snake

(steeev, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 11:46, archived)

Oh yes

Friday+Lunchtime=Godsend (as it is payday as well - The pints are on me!!!)

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Ted, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:04, archived)

Pints are on him

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:05, archived)

47 minutes

to reappearing in the pub. beers on me if you're in Staines.

(james, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:12, archived)

Yay for Chad

He drew my suggestion:

www.cartoonmonkey.com/

(Esteban, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 8:52, archived)

This one's pretty intelligent

look - it's filled the bowl with muesli first:

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chthonic, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 8:48, archived)

whereas when we get older, toilets become really scary

(I've preserved the original alt tag for this image)

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chthonic, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 8:54, archived)

"approaching"

Sounds kind of sinister.

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AndyK, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:45, archived)

valuable contribution to the scientific community

the visible mars project
totl.net/VisibleMars/mars-uk.html

(steeev, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 8:42, archived)

Fantastic site!

Ever noticed the strange Astronomical references in our chocolate bars E.g Mars bar, Milky Way, Galaxy, Hmmm a conspiracy me thinks and why call the marathon bar a Snickers!! Lunacy

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Ted, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 8:59, archived)

uranus

but another thing to think about is how chocolate bars such as mars and milky way and mara....nickers are the same approximate colour and shape as a turd, and then theres uranus.

why dont they have a chocolate bar called uranus?

(steeev, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:32, archived)

Sad + Embarred + Confosed

Ix the wiz.. cry baby .. cry baby

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 8:32, archived)

Is this another still

from those downward spiral/decay images earlier?

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chthonic, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 8:45, archived)

Look how close the eyes are ..

to the hair line.
thats sooo cool.. kids have gresat perspective..
i want to see more inventive kids...

which is why I hang here..

(Ix the Wiz, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 8:54, archived)

Surely

9 years old is too early to get divorced.

No wonder she feels embarred, I would. Not to mention saw.

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mrbrong, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 9:21, archived)

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