| Nick | Number of Messages | Random Quote | |
| 1 | Smegg Wallace | "Europe who?" | |
| 2 | Cheers | "I’m tuning my knob as I type this" | |
| 3 | Queef Smegwin | "Thanks bro" | |
| 4 | The Porcupine From Purgatory | "in THE NORTH." | |
| 5 | mofaha | "sound" | |
| 6 | MiseryCunt | "+sm" | |
| 7 | 2 Can Chunder | "<s>TIM</s> PISS" | |
| 8 | Invisible Wizard | "too late, there he is vv" | |
| 9 | garold | "I can't have a drink today" | |
| 10 | Smash Monkey 2 | "TURTLE POWER!" | |
| 11 | mongychops | "Strewth" | |
| 12 | Aardvark | "Yes she is." | |
| 13 | $$ | "I don't know why Louis XIII didn't just drown t..." | |
| 14 | Mr. Tea | "Just picture them wrapped around Ian Botham's f..." | |
| 15 | Octo | "Ballsack" | |
| 16 | Two Hats | "I'm right behind you!" | |
| 17 | .Yeti. | "It pretended to stop when the mods allegedly ca..." | |
| 18 | piss | "not only is it not saturday" | |
| 19 | broadsword | "" | |
| 20 | mr horrible | "Two" | |
| 21 | Undulating Tentacles of Love | "GEOSTORM" | |
| 22 | arseboon dilbaro | "arseboon dilbaro" | |
| 23 | Jason Voorhees | "Same" | |
| 24 | Sn0tters | "Grooviness to you too" | |
| 25 | lumpytesticle | "dammit" |
(Hours 0-6) |
(Hours 6-12) |
(Hours 12-18) |
(Hours 18-24) |
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| 1 | mofaha - 1 |
Undulating Tentacles of Love - 1 |
mofaha - 1 |
mofaha - 1 |
| 2 | Cheers - 1 |
mofaha - 1 |
broadsword - 1 |
Mr. Tea - 1 |
| 3 | Smash Monkey 2 - 1 |
Sn0tters - 1 |
Mr. Tea - 1 |
mongychops - 1 |
| 4 | Queef Smegwin - 1 |
broadsword - 1 |
mongychops - 1 |
Aardvark - 1 |
| 5 | MiseryCunt - 1 |
Mr. Tea - 1 |
Aardvark - 1 |
mr horrible - 1 |
| 6 | - |
mongychops - 1 |
Invisible Wizard - 1 |
Octo - 1 |
| 7 | - |
Aardvark - 1 |
2 Can Chunder - 1 |
arseboon dilbaro - 1 |
| 8 | - |
mr horrible - 1 |
Cheers - 1 |
Invisible Wizard - 1 |
| 9 | - |
Octo - 1 |
.Yeti. - 1 |
2 Can Chunder - 1 |
| 10 | - |
Invisible Wizard - 1 |
Two Hats - 1 |
Cheers - 1 |