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For one day of the year, on 9 September (9/9), everyone should talk about themselves in the third person. Talking about yourself in the third person is great fun, and gives you ultimate power:
OLD: "I'm leaving you, Ted. It's over."
That's not going to work. Ted's just going to spend hours talking you round, even though you know he'll never really change. Try this:
9/9: "Deborah is leaving you, Ted. It's over."
I mean, there's no way Ted's coming back from that.
And see how emails are beefed up:
OLD: "I really need those quarterly sales figures by noon."
Pah! That's just too easy to ignore. Try this:
9/9: "Steve needs those quarterly sales figures by noon."
Who could ignore that? *Steve* needs those figures! (If you're not called Steve, it's important you use your own name.)
And think of all the other benefits. Like, a safer society...
SCENARIO A:
"Hello?"
"I'm watching you through the window"
Result: intimidation.
SCENARIO B:
"Hello?"
"Andrew Jones is watching you through the window"
Result: miscreant arrested.
So join Ian in a day of talking in the third person. Ian insists. Ian thinks this is a great idea.
Wherever you are
International Third Person Day
Going: Olembe, Big Ginge, Big Tom, brooza, tweedleDUMB, raka13, Evilweevil, SocialRobot, moohalaa, StrongBad, Faust Arp, AgeOwns (12 people).
....and I am a peeping tom. (part time)
( , Thu 28 Aug 2008, 20:24, Reply)
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