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new uses for children

Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.

(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
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# save money on goldfish

(cybo, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:32, More)
# i find they make usefull additions

(I helped save b3ta! jme, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:27, More)
# Breached Entry ??????

(I helped save b3ta! SleazyMole Finally has an Icon WOO!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:26, More)
# Not COMPLETELY useless


My first submission actually, and a quick job at that
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:22, More)
# New Use For Children:


... Proving the physics behind "Newton's Cradle"
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:10, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! six50, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:04, More)
# For God's sake, they're BABIES!!


I'm sick of everyone giving me that look and muttering about "kitten substitutes"...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:02, More)
# No tables? Never fear...
Pint balancing children supplied free with every drink!


(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:01, More)
#
us kids rule! (those that are called pecker and from england that is)
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:56, More)
# They certainly make a lovely stew

sorry, repost for compo. and nora batty.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:56, More)
# I use them as a taster

To see if my Vindaloo is hot enough
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:56, More)
# Kids
certainly make a nice soft landing

(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:52, More)
# New Crash Barrier Design
The new crash barriers were proving cheaper and more environmentally friendly than the traditional stacks of tyres
(bblgoose, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:50, More)
# Crash kid


First post ever, be gentle. :)
(StrangeOne, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:45, More)
# simple and effective mine-clearance

They do it every-day anyway
(I helped save b3ta! alexr, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:44, More)
# Hmmm...
This was bound to happen some time...

(iamthebest001, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:44, More)
# I have a stack of these kind of pics!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:29, More)
# IM NOT BLOODY USELESS!


[edit] have a pic then
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:29, More)
# Think I'll do the same then

Kids as extreme wind tunnel testers!


(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:28, More)
# Franks "Experiments" with his children made his wife Betty cry.

repost for compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:25, More)
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