HANDY HUMMUS HOLDER!!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU CANT FIND A PLAcE FOR YOUR HUMMUS!!!!!!!!!


sorry bout the complete shittieness, but we do need ppl to hold our hummus for us dont we?
(Lanky, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:06, More)

Brat Art
hello everyone! My first post.

(chippy time travel agents, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:03, More)

1st post. (Uses for children.)

Even your night-vision goggles won't save you after we finish brainwashing our children into blood-thirsty and drug-crazed storm troopers with long swords and mad red-eye... (Don't forget the funny little read hats, sir.) ...And funny little red hats!
(.sPAm., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:34, More)

Fun and laughs
making your own radioactive mutant army

(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:21, More)

Pre Date Breath Tester

( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:17, More)

I'm not really sure where I was going with this...

( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 20:09, More)

What I use mine for


And yes, those are my slippers
(hiccup *cough*, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 19:50, More)

for clearing mines..
or this one
( Paintmash, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 19:44, More)

Go deep!

(mORBis, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 19:40, More)

Dumb bombs


( custard, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 19:34, More)

Pedo Bait


First post! And yes, I know it's sick...
(SimianKid internet faffer, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 18:19, More)

Available in all pound shops
now with softer bristles - the sprog-brush!

( Ambiguous, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:48, More)

Small children will be an effective replacement for sporting equipment

(Old old pea-roast)
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:33, More)

first female president

might do a good job?
edit - any sign of the newsletter?? /edit
( cheeves, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:32, More)

I love archery...

...but those bullseyes just don't cut the mustard for me.
(GeekyBill, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:21, More)

Only one use for kids that I know of?

( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:08, More)

Kids: As a new Health shake?!?

(The Amazing Overlord That Is Stu, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:07, More)

Why did they never think of...


...advertising missing milk cartons on the back of children?
(buboboy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 17:00, More)

Life boys?
edit: Oops, forgot to compo
(nebulous, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:53, More)

It doesn't move or poo or jump or eat or goatse or anything - FACT
oh you are right it does nothing...

shame..
( unclewilco, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 16:51, More)