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new uses for children

Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.

(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
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# Jon King says
something about these Kid Fiddlers



don't see what the fuss is all about.
they can't play anything but C minor"
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:12, More)
# We could use them as...
...Dirty nappy bombs

(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:09, More)
# 13 year old gothkids are great for improving your aim

use exploding bullets for best results

- im allowed to be unfluffy, i live in camden and have
to put up with fucking hundreds of these grumpy
twats every weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:05, More)
# love kids


bad but friday beer...
(I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:59, More)
# I use children to get rid of Radioactive waste..........

saves me from the 'government' asking awkward questions.
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:52, More)
# They
have their uses...

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:51, More)
# David jones had his own ideas about uses for children. 

sorry for shitness

edit: wow, its even shitter than i thought. I suck.

(snitchell, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:44, More)
# they love getting in to trouble

make em in to weapons testers.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:39, More)
# Kittens are too good to use
So the bods at the Ministry of Transport have decided to use surplus babies...



Watch out!
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:33, More)
# Hahaha
very woo!

Meme Disposal Unit



Posted here 'cos it's the most tenuous repost for compy EVARR!!11!!1 :)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:30, More)
# leave them at what they are good at
what happens if if press thi..

mysite
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:27, More)
# uses
for children...Ive got one from ages ago....they should test catapult chairs...


I know its a old repost but its apt.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:18, More)
# why waste time wasting time?


Make children do your b3ta competition entries for you!

(This competition entry was created with 100% pure child slavery)
(nutty_nut_nuts, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:11, More)
# Kids can make interesting musical instruments.

sorry for reap oats
(snitchell, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:10, More)
# poetic monochrome


is this compo worthy? it's not quite a use as a mis-use
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:08, More)
# NHS rolls out low-cost breast scanner trial

(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:06, More)
# It takes less time to put up
than the soft-top.

(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:03, More)
# Don't throw away dead kids!

They make really good growbags for porcini....
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:00, More)
# Obviously
some films remade with animals would work better than others...

(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:59, More)
# Scientific Experimentation:
A scientist...yesterday

click biggidy
Would certainly make the whining Animal Rights Protestors shut up for a while....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:45, More)
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