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Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.
(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)

thanks to kim bah lee for the anim down there that inspired this :-)
( , Mon 28 Jul 2003, 9:00, More)
When you've run out of uses for your children
Give them one of these to play with.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2003, 8:36, More)
When those babies hit 88 miles per hour...

its a shitty job, i know. and i even stole the title from ratman. i'm a disgrace
( , Mon 28 Jul 2003, 8:03, More)
Another compo entry
...This time a little more relevant.
Use kids for transporting mounties!
- Jase
( , Mon 28 Jul 2003, 6:12, More)
Al Queda has been using children for their terror program for years. Look at this initial sketch of their plans for 9/11.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2003, 4:49, More)
New Use for Kids:
Shamelessly exploit them at school for commercial gain...
( , Mon 28 Jul 2003, 3:29, More)
Brain hurt. Shook head, this came out.

You don't want to know what you get if you google in "baby legs." You just don't.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2003, 2:59, More)
gimme bikkit!

children can now be used as evil mass destruction clones hell bent on world domination.
quick and dirty, took less than 5mins
( , Sun 27 Jul 2003, 21:51, More)
Look at her go..

First kid to ride a space rocket into space!
Let use them to test things..
( , Sun 27 Jul 2003, 21:31, More)
Do What You Love...
...and the money will follow

Click Here For Larger, Better Picture
( , Sun 27 Jul 2003, 21:04, More)


Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.
(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)


thanks to kim bah lee for the anim down there that inspired this :-)
( , Mon 28 Jul 2003, 9:00, More)

Give them one of these to play with.

( , Mon 28 Jul 2003, 8:36, More)


its a shitty job, i know. and i even stole the title from ratman. i'm a disgrace
( , Mon 28 Jul 2003, 8:03, More)

...This time a little more relevant.
Use kids for transporting mounties!
- Jase

( , Mon 28 Jul 2003, 6:12, More)


( , Mon 28 Jul 2003, 4:49, More)

Shamelessly exploit them at school for commercial gain...

( , Mon 28 Jul 2003, 3:29, More)


You don't want to know what you get if you google in "baby legs." You just don't.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2003, 2:59, More)


children can now be used as evil mass destruction clones hell bent on world domination.
quick and dirty, took less than 5mins
( , Sun 27 Jul 2003, 21:51, More)


First kid to ride a space rocket into space!
Let use them to test things..
( , Sun 27 Jul 2003, 21:31, More)

...and the money will follow

Click Here For Larger, Better Picture
( , Sun 27 Jul 2003, 21:04, More)