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Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.
(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
They are far more effective
when they screech

Edit: Wow! #1? Thanks Mr Muhnquai - the cheque is in the post.
( , Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:47, More)
After being the toast of Paris fashion week for the forth year running...
... little Ben soon found his victorian smock style had began to wear thin with the gliterazzi and he soon began spiralling in to a world of drug addiction, alcoholism and slanderous tabliod headlines.
( , Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:30, More)
a use for children
Tuba Plugs :) (thanks to Eddie Izzard for insipiration :D )

[edit] resized due to winger... I mean suggestions ;P
( , Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:06, More)
Childrenators

Cute little killin' machines.
(I can't take credit for the robotics. Surprisingly enough, the T3 site already had a toddler terminator. See the original here)
( , Tue 29 Jul 2003, 2:44, More)
COMING SOON TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU!
What use are kids? George has a good use for all non-Christian nippers.
( , Tue 29 Jul 2003, 1:18, More)
New uses for children???

me. hell. now. byebye.
ed: guess I could have used this one.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2003, 23:35, More)
Whaddaya mean looks familiar?
I present the alarm system guaranteed to wake anyone.

(and look farward to re-posting next week.)
( , Mon 28 Jul 2003, 20:20, More)


Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.
(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)

when they screech

Edit: Wow! #1? Thanks Mr Muhnquai - the cheque is in the post.
( , Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:47, More)

... little Ben soon found his victorian smock style had began to wear thin with the gliterazzi and he soon began spiralling in to a world of drug addiction, alcoholism and slanderous tabliod headlines.

( , Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:30, More)

Tuba Plugs :) (thanks to Eddie Izzard for insipiration :D )

[edit] resized due to winger... I mean suggestions ;P
( , Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:06, More)


Cute little killin' machines.
(I can't take credit for the robotics. Surprisingly enough, the T3 site already had a toddler terminator. See the original here)
( , Tue 29 Jul 2003, 2:44, More)

What use are kids? George has a good use for all non-Christian nippers.

( , Tue 29 Jul 2003, 1:18, More)


me. hell. now. byebye.
ed: guess I could have used this one.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2003, 23:35, More)

I present the alarm system guaranteed to wake anyone.

(and look farward to re-posting next week.)
( , Mon 28 Jul 2003, 20:20, More)