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new uses for children

Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.

(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
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Bugger, someone beat me to it, no biscuit for me today
(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 22:18, More)
# Monkey Food

(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 22:09, More)
# Baldy Kid Was A Mentalist....
Hell, you were right!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 20:05, More)
# They are far more effective
when they screech

Edit: Wow! #1? Thanks Mr Muhnquai - the cheque is in the post.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:47, More)
# After being the toast of Paris fashion week for the forth year running...
... little Ben soon found his victorian smock style had began to wear thin with the gliterazzi and he soon began spiralling in to a world of drug addiction, alcoholism and slanderous tabliod headlines.


(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:30, More)
# a use for children
Tuba Plugs :) (thanks to Eddie Izzard for insipiration :D )




[edit] resized due to winger... I mean suggestions ;P
(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:06, More)
# Comfort in the afterlife...

(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 12:38, More)
# Devil Children


make great night lights.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 2:48, More)
# Childrenators

Cute little killin' machines.
(I can't take credit for the robotics. Surprisingly enough, the T3 site already had a toddler terminator. See the original here)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 2:44, More)
# Kids Give a Helping Hand

(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 2:04, More)
# Contest Entry


That's right, I suck.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 1:44, More)
# COMING SOON TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU!
What use are kids? George has a good use for all non-Christian nippers.

Featuring Charlton Heston, as the voice of God
(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 1:18, More)
# KIDney Beans
Whaddya mean, groan? ;)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:34, More)
# i'll be in hell before u

(, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 23:41, More)
# New uses for children???


me. hell. now. byebye.

ed: guess I could have used this one.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 23:35, More)
# use kids in shock therapy
to make other people feel better
(, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 20:55, More)
# packing material.

(, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 20:21, More)
# Whaddaya mean looks familiar?
I present the alarm system guaranteed to wake anyone.



(and look farward to re-posting next week.)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 20:20, More)
# Tasty

(, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 19:20, More)
# Kids: dress 'em up and shoot 'em up!

(, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 19:09, More)
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