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new uses for children

Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.

(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
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# Ahem

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 20 years a b3tan, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 0:11, More)
# Let them enlist



Put them to work for the military!
(Texas Belle, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:48, More)
# replacement snowboard

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:29, More)
# repost from fairy tales challenge

(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 22:14, More)
# they make good ciggy dispenser/lighter thingys

(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 21:48, More)
# Bomb Disposal

(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 21:46, More)
# A new kind or artificial limb....


But would you need to feed it?
(Fin_Beast, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 21:45, More)
# after tests proved that that rubber wasn't the best medium to use

an adequate substitute was discovered
(I helped save b3ta! abaddon, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 21:22, More)
# My First Post
Prairie-dog bait for photographers?

(coulls, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 20:50, More)
# Fishing!
Jim uses worms, Hall uses a jig, but Clever Dan uses babies and catches all the feesh.

(platypi, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 18:52, More)
# that looks like
a giant rock
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(Jane-is-happy, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 18:26, More)
# Use Kids As UN Weapons Inspectors


And that's as political as I ever intend to get.
(hiccup *cough*, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 17:23, More)
# the moon
for the Teletubby's new adult night time show

(ok its pathetic, but so was teletubbies)
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 17:00, More)
# Use Them To Demonstrate Right Angles


At least that'd be useful. Did the 'phone trainer' in the Orange shop in Hammersmith know how to configure my phone to collect pop3 email? Did he fuck.
(hiccup *cough*, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 16:50, More)
# While not as fast...
they are much cheaper than huskies


(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 16:22, More)
# We can use them to manipulate the weather!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 15:34, More)
# Ah. Children very useful
Got small finger. Yes.


(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 14:26, More)
# Keep them in a room, in the dark, on a slight slope, until their 21.


Then take 'em to a funfair.

Was damned tempted to make this the laziest post ever - just black!
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 14:23, More)
# A hot water bottle


alternative title

"thebarebearcub on thebarebear"
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# Really is a picture this time, honest...
....
Pirate cadets proved to be a roaring success.


Really wasn't worth it was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 14:06, More)
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