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new uses for children

Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.

(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
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# A little late but....

(Miss Abbie, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:08, More)
# Mwaa
My first post for... over a year apparently.
It won't need its brain until it's 18 - capitalise on the intervening time with style using our new and improved 'Putt It In' autonomous caddy system
(Sayonara, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 2:01, More)
# It's been a while since I shopped the twins


so there you go
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:24, More)
# shit shit-a-ree shit shit-a-ree
u-bend-a-roo

(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:02, More)
# Reminds me of Mayberry RFD.
I hope I did this right! :)

click here for my entry!
(EmpressGabby, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 5:57, More)
# Genetic Engineering
For the creation of a bat baby!

(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 5:14, More)
# Let em do some civil projects, like painting the Forth Bridge,


and combine it with their "learning"
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 2:09, More)
# It's been a while.........
This must be my first post in several months. Hello everyone.

(Dr Wadd, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 21:05, More)
# i made this in 15 mins so its pretty crappy...but you get the idea...

(wwcameltoeww, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 16:05, More)
# Children, the next generation of renewable energy...


(llamatron, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 15:54, More)
# I've always found
that sprogs make a marvellous shark deterrent


(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 14:10, More)
# Kids make great replacement Beagles

(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 14:01, More)
# one for the old goths


new sisters of mercy logo
(Casino_Wilhelm, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 12:12, More)
# Kittens have uses for children...


Don't fear the re-post...just competitionalising this as suggested last night. Soz.
(baby reindeer, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 10:27, More)
# Baby in a bottle
The perfect gift for someone who already has everything.
Easy to care for and will never leak!

How did they get it in there anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainKirk, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 10:19, More)
# Combat training.


Because it makes sense to move from inanimate targets to ones that can only fight back a little bit.
(Nachimir, Thu 31 Jul 2003, 1:58, More)
# Isn't it obvious?

Kidnap them, do experiments on them in some kind of tank, then use them as psychic assassins.

Hasn't anyone seen Akira!?!
(Dan Jaw, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 23:01, More)
# Cannibal Scouts

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:47, More)
# The Handy Child-Based Sports Car Stand

(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:43, More)
# Super Kids are useful


For rescuing huge babies after being thrown on top of the Eiffel tower by silly dads
(Gabba, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:23, More)
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