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Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.
(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
Reminds me of Mayberry RFD.
I hope I did this right! :)
click here for my entry!
( , Fri 1 Aug 2003, 5:57, More)
Let em do some civil projects, like painting the Forth Bridge,

and combine it with their "learning"
( , Fri 1 Aug 2003, 2:09, More)
It's been a while.........
This must be my first post in several months. Hello everyone.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2003, 21:05, More)
i made this in 15 mins so its pretty crappy...but you get the idea...
( , Thu 31 Jul 2003, 16:05, More)
Kittens have uses for children...

Don't fear the re-post...just competitionalising this as suggested last night. Soz.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2003, 10:27, More)
Baby in a bottle
The perfect gift for someone who already has everything.
Easy to care for and will never leak!

How did they get it in there anyway?
( , Thu 31 Jul 2003, 10:19, More)
Combat training.

Because it makes sense to move from inanimate targets to ones that can only fight back a little bit.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2003, 1:58, More)
Isn't it obvious?

Kidnap them, do experiments on them in some kind of tank, then use them as psychic assassins.
Hasn't anyone seen Akira!?!
( , Wed 30 Jul 2003, 23:01, More)
Super Kids are useful

For rescuing huge babies after being thrown on top of the Eiffel tower by silly dads
( , Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:23, More)


Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.
(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)

I hope I did this right! :)
click here for my entry!
( , Fri 1 Aug 2003, 5:57, More)


and combine it with their "learning"
( , Fri 1 Aug 2003, 2:09, More)

This must be my first post in several months. Hello everyone.

( , Thu 31 Jul 2003, 21:05, More)

( , Thu 31 Jul 2003, 16:05, More)


Don't fear the re-post...just competitionalising this as suggested last night. Soz.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2003, 10:27, More)

The perfect gift for someone who already has everything.
Easy to care for and will never leak!

How did they get it in there anyway?
( , Thu 31 Jul 2003, 10:19, More)


Because it makes sense to move from inanimate targets to ones that can only fight back a little bit.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2003, 1:58, More)


Kidnap them, do experiments on them in some kind of tank, then use them as psychic assassins.
Hasn't anyone seen Akira!?!
( , Wed 30 Jul 2003, 23:01, More)


For rescuing huge babies after being thrown on top of the Eiffel tower by silly dads
( , Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:23, More)