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new uses for children

Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.

(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
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# Children are good to use as fishing bait!!!!

(clitasaurus, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 13:26, More)
# Nightclub security

Click pic for full size (205Kb)
(I helped save b3ta! pandiculator, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 12:54, More)
# Children can come in handy.... ;o)

(Miss Abbie, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 11:22, More)
# They keep going and going and going...


Inspired by VampireMonkey
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 11:15, More)
# Babies are a handy renewable power source

Clicky for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 10:41, More)
# they could...

... make our shoes
(I helped save b3ta! woowoowoo, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 9:03, More)
# The best use for kids was discovered a couple
of hundred years ago...

Gallery
but recent genetic modifications mean that
bristley children are far better at cleaning
chimneys!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 5:57, More)
# They can make great kites


A Larger version
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 26 Jul 2003, 3:08, More)
# A New Way to Freak Out the Neighbors

I want a baby to dress up... not my own, of course.
(devour, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:26, More)
# ... though they do make good cat trainers.

my cat, willie, is thrilled that he's famous now.
(devour, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 1:32, More)
# Testing superglue


William always looked forward to the rippy bit after the experiment was written up.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:53, More)
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# A “Human show” in a parallel universe run by Pug dogs.

(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:40, More)
# Baby Ads
People like babies - right?
Then they must be the prefect delivery method for advertising & spam!


(JaffaMused local in the So.Cal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:39, More)
# This brat? He's good for nothing.

(devour, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:18, More)
# Kittens need children at least....

click for larger if you wish
(Rich Chestmat, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:01, More)
# A modest proposal

mmmmm. mustardy.
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 22:25, More)
# Kids,
The Hub Caps of tomorrow

(Ampersand, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:47, More)
# my neigbour's kid
tried shaving for the first time today

(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:36, More)
# Start 'em working young.


That's what I say.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:23, More)
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