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new uses for children

Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.

(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
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# Children are good to use as fishing bait!!!!

(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 13:26, More)
# Nightclub security

Click pic for full size (205Kb)
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 12:54, More)
# Children can come in handy.... ;o)

(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 11:22, More)
# They keep going and going and going...


Inspired by VampireMonkey
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 11:15, More)
# Babies are a handy renewable power source

Clicky for bigger

(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 10:41, More)
# they could...

... make our shoes
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 9:03, More)
# The best use for kids was discovered a couple
of hundred years ago...

Gallery
but recent genetic modifications mean that
bristley children are far better at cleaning
chimneys!
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 5:57, More)
# They can make great kites


A Larger version
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 3:08, More)
# A New Way to Freak Out the Neighbors

I want a baby to dress up... not my own, of course.
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 2:26, More)
# ... though they do make good cat trainers.

my cat, willie, is thrilled that he's famous now.
(, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 1:32, More)
# Testing superglue


William always looked forward to the rippy bit after the experiment was written up.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:53, More)
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(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:48, More)
# A “Human show” in a parallel universe run by Pug dogs.

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:40, More)
# Baby Ads
People like babies - right?
Then they must be the prefect delivery method for advertising & spam!


(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:39, More)
# This brat? He's good for nothing.

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:18, More)
# Kittens need children at least....

click for larger if you wish
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:01, More)
# A modest proposal

mmmmm. mustardy.

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 22:25, More)
# Kids,
The Hub Caps of tomorrow

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:47, More)
# my neigbour's kid
tried shaving for the first time today

(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:36, More)
# Start 'em working young.


That's what I say.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 21:23, More)
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