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The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.
WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.
(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)
R2's sensors were not the same after the Jabba incident
BAD R2
NAUGHTY RD
ON YOUR RUG
( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:47, More)
One night you won't forget in a hurry...

(not strictly inanimate, but what the hell,
nobody else cares)
( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:34, More)
Hammer it baby

While I'm here I'd like to ask if anyone's got a link to a good tutorial explaining animation in ImageReady. I tried the online manuals (sort of) but though I had a million frames they were all somehow linked so that changes on one affected the others, and they all showed as being at 0 seconds. DPaint IV was never this tricky. Cheers if you can point me in the right direction.
( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:06, More)


The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.
WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.
(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)

BAD R2
NAUGHTY RD
ON YOUR RUG

( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:47, More)


(not strictly inanimate, but what the hell,
nobody else cares)
( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:34, More)


While I'm here I'd like to ask if anyone's got a link to a good tutorial explaining animation in ImageReady. I tried the online manuals (sort of) but though I had a million frames they were all somehow linked so that changes on one affected the others, and they all showed as being at 0 seconds. DPaint IV was never this tricky. Cheers if you can point me in the right direction.
( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 14:06, More)